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		<title>ouch</title>
		<description>Limited updates from me today, just shut my finger in the car door, so only my left hand is in action.Not broken, but can't type so well. Oh dear, can't do the housework either.Made my first mapplet on Friday. Going to investigate more, mapplets and ... </description>
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		<title>BBQ For Our Society on 26 July</title>
		<description>Dear Sir Madam,I am the one of the member of the Gurung Society Kent and living in Church Road Folkestone.  We are planning to hold BBQ party on 26 or 27 (not confirmed yet) of July 2008 and wondering if we hold our party at your club ground.  Please...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11163/BBQ+For+Our+Society+on+26+July&quot;&gt;Rated 2.86/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11163/BBQ+For+Our+Society+on+26+July</link>
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		<title>HAZZARD Genealogy</title>
		<description>9 April 2008Dear Pauly:Has anyone that has posted or who reads this blog ever heard of a man called &quot;Rhodes Hazzard&quot;?  He is my GGG-grandfather who was b. 11 Oct. 1806, he turns up in Sussex County, Delaware (U.S.A.) (ref. &quot;The History of Delaware&quot; J... </description>
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		<category>family tree</category>
		<category>hazzard</category>
		<category>hazzard family</category>
		<category>delaware</category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11127</guid>
		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
		<category>april fool</category>
		<category>penguins</category>
		<category>wildlife</category>
		<category>nature</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>bbc breakfast</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>Lower Deck Music Club this Wednesday</title>
		<description>Dear all,It's the return of the Lower Deck Music Club at Sandgate Hotel this Wednesday November 21st.  7pm til 10pm.  Hosted by Julia Jones featuring local acts Jon Woode and Raphael Mead.  £5 on door or £3 with flyer.  Hope you can make it.  Please ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10690/Lower+Deck+Music+Club+this+Wednesday&quot;&gt;Rated 6.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>sandgate hotel</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10690/Lower+Deck+Music+Club+this+Wednesday</link>
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		<title>House swap Prague-UK</title>
		<description>Dear Sirs,We live in Czech Republic. We would like to swap our 250 m2 beautiful house in Prague with somebody's flat or house in the UK, preferably in Kent for one year.  Can you suggest if we can place our message in your newspaper?Regards, William ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10685/House+swap+Prague-UK</link>
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		<title>What a Hampton Wick</title>
		<description>Oh dear, be careful with your sat nav (particularly if you are visiting me from Fareham this weekend) and don't make the same mistake as this Fareham coach driver. Instead of taking a party of school children to Hampton Court, he ended up round the b... </description>
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		<title>RE: Burt Butlers Jazz Pilgrims</title>
		<description>Dear Sir&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After reading your letter in this months `Just Jazz`I ventured onto your site, but could not find any music. Please Advise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alan Bonney&lt;br /&gt;seckctrust@ntlworld.com&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Peene Railway Museum</title>
		<description>Dear sir,I see by your site you put on live music-would you ever consider putting on live jazz mid week--with either a trio or quartet,Our website is WWW.POPEJAZZ.COMThis style of jazz is quite popular in a few venues in Folkestone;anyway consider it... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<title>RE: They're sure to</title>
		<description>oh dear. reckon it'll be a good day for the touts!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got your email btw, thanks. just signed up.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9173/RE%3A+They%27re+sure+to</link>
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		<title>Oh dear what's happened to the style then?</title>
		<description>Been playing with PhpGedView while I had some time to play with PHP (which might help me with work) and genealogy things(which probably won't). It's &quot;skinnable&quot;, but only sort of, it needs some hacking to integrate it in this site, and in the process...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9000/Oh+dear+what%27s+happened+to+the+style+then%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>nepalese</category>
		<category>indian</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>takeaway</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>kent</category>
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		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>php</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9000/Oh+dear+what%27s+happened+to+the+style+then%3F</link>
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		<title>Help needed to defend the Horsham Folk Arts Centre</title>
		<description>Dear all,            on February 1st this year the plans to establish a Horsham Folk Arts Centre were approved by a specially formed sub-committee of Horsham District Council  The Committee conducted detailed deliberations evaluating 3 bids for use o... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8637/Help+needed+to+defend+the+Horsham+Folk+Arts+Centre</link>
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		<title>Obligatory world cup post</title>
		<description>World cup, a bit of a tense game, we just about got there in the end. There are some bad people out there:An internet company which sold fake World Cup tickets to children may have made more than £60,000 in the scam.Nearly 400 schoolchildren from acr... </description>
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		<category>red dwarf</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>craig charles</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>picasa</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8593/Obligatory+world+cup+post</link>
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		<title>RE: Summer's here!</title>
		<description>These little macs are the business - we have a few at work - is software dear though? Or does a load come for free? </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8260/RE%3A+Summer%27s+here%21</link>
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		<title>Just saving these for 'Ron</title>
		<description>Later on that is, I don't have a pen to hand... we're off to Rye later and it seems the return trains aren't so bad for gettnig bad, we might not go drinking in Ashford after all:Rye to Ashford, 19:54 (20:15), 20:54 (21:15), 21:57 (22:19)Ashford to F... </description>
		<category>ashford,folkestone,rye</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8231/Just+saving+these+for+%27Ron</link>
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		<title>Paul's</title>
		<description>We have both eaten here several times before... We both enjoyed our first course ( duck terrine etc and mussels and prawns + parmesan twist etc),  However, the main courses were both disappointing... The vegetables were virtuallty raw (especially the...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8125/Paul%27s&quot;&gt;Rated 4.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<title>Six Feet Under</title>
		<description>Searching for Folkestone news I found this story about a guy who got drunk and woke up in Africa, a bit sensationalised, it was Tunisia rather than the wilds somewhere, but it looks like he might have been from Folkestone. Anyway, point is, that's no... </description>
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		<category>news</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<category>gene pitney</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8059/Six+Feet+Under</link>
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		<title>Maime MAHON</title>
		<description>Re: Maime MAHONDear Maime,My name is Tario Mahon and I am from London. Just writing because I have a great uncle named Iven Mahon. Last I knew he lived in St. Michaels on My Lords Hill next to a Texaco station. I was last there over 18yrs ago though.... </description>
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		<title>Too hungover to weblog yesterday</title>
		<description>Feeling fresher today just about, let me get my gripe of the day out of the way first though. Today's train had the most annoying conductor on it, he just LOVED the sound of his own voice and I think he thought he was Bruce Forsyth, he announced ever... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4686/Too+hungover+to+weblog+yesterday</link>
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		<title>RE: Googlebase</title>
		<description>that article in the onion is a spoof isnt it?i'm personally starting to get a bit worried by google - they're becoming the microsoft of the internet and they're setting de facto standards with little viable competition. people need to start thinking ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4072/RE%3A+Googlebase</link>
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		<title>Flooding in Portchester</title>
		<description>No-one told me about this! Fareham shopping centre closed, oh dear.Lazyish day today, been shopping to get ingredients for tomorrow's house barbecue. We've not met all the people who live in the building, but we're all having a barbie together. Our j... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3828/Flooding+in+Portchester</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Arts</title>
		<description>There's a new mag in town it seems, someone saved me a copy of July's Folkestone Arts, put together by Nicholas Reed who had some involvement with The Quarter. It's only 8 pages of A5 (like me own dearly departed  OUT. It's a bit dry, not a lot of co... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3726/Folkestone+Arts</link>
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		<title>Who reads these service agreements anyway?</title>
		<description>&gt; Dear Paul:&gt; &gt; Posting links in forums and on message boards is technically a violation of the service agreement. You will need to discontinue that practice if you wish to remain in the network.&gt; &gt; Sincerely,&gt; Network QualityBah, guessing this is ab... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2485/Who+reads+these+service+agreements+anyway%3F</link>
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		<title>Oh dear</title>
		<description>Bandwidth Limit ExceededI'm going to go over mine this month I think, I am up to 4.9GB and I have a limit of 5GB, I have to decide today whether I want it just to cut out, or for them to charge me for the extra... 5GB is a bit of a weedy limit, when ... </description>
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		<title>Oh dear I had that once</title>
		<description>Knocked me out for weeks, hope you get better soon.Depends what you want to do with your webspace, I use www.uksolutions.co.uk, mostly because I always have done, they give full shell and database access, handy for developing things. I heard via the ... </description>
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		<description>oh dear - missed the name - oops - that was me.</description>
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		<title>i did know that</title>
		<description>my dear old mum emailed me especially about it, the Kray-zy old coot. I didn't know the exact number though. I suppose it makes for an easy theme for any dress-up parties the new residents may be throwing...</description>
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		<title>Shanel's Brasserie</title>
		<description>Now lets get one things straight first of all.  I do not go out of my way to be critical or pick faults in resturants.  I would dearly love to fall head over heels with every place we visit and I'm quite happy to turn a blind eye to some shortcomings...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2176/Shanel%27s+Brasserie&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2176/Shanel%27s+Brasserie</link>
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		<description>Ah, so you can have you own DJ show - sounds like a good idea. Pauly's Top 40 would be broadcast every day to your nearest and dearest to enjoy on their way to work. I like the idea!muddyfunkster ... </description>
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		<title>I've been to the Pret over that side</title>
		<description>And been to a couple of pubs round there... just had a wonder round here, lunch today from Antimony (vegan pate sandwhiches, a carrot and onion burger thing, and a fruit salad), and coffee from the tiny and slightly grimy cafe. Passable, half the pri... </description>
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