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		<title>Folkestone Literary Festival lineup out at last</title>
		<description>Folkestone Literary Festival 2008 official site has the lineup at last, in a hard to digest pdf format, get it here. All the show times, runners, riders, etc, though I wish they'd put out a text version a bit quicker instead of waiting for that to co... </description>
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		<title>Hot Leg tonight</title>
		<description>Hot Leg tonight at Proud Galleries, Camden, That London. Bit concerned about it really, got to leg it out of work at a pretty busy time for us, lots on at the moment. Leaving a little early anyway, train to London, hurriedly catch up with friends tha...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11495/Hot+Leg+tonight&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot Leg tonight&quot; src=&quot;http://www.atproud.net/images/upload/gallery.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>the darkness</category>
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		<category>justin hawkins</category>
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		<title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</title>
		<description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>church</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>easter</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>the cure</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Art prank, or something else?</title>
		<description>Someone's put &quot;official looking&quot; signs up around Portchester informing local residents that 600 new homes are to be built on a green field site, the Southern Daily Echo reports. Local councillors claim they are hoaxes, what's going on..?Councillors h... </description>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>council</category>
		<category>planning</category>
		<category>building</category>
		<category>houses</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11056/Art+prank%2C+or+something+else%3F</link>
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		<title>Terry Pratchett's Colour Of Magic coming to Sky One</title>
		<description>Only just seen a trailer for it, guessing it has not been on yet. Their Hogfather was OK despite not liking the story so I'm sure this will be goood. Interesting to see the same actors playing different characters (though in the same universe), David... </description>
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		<category>sky one</category>
		<category>terry pratchett</category>
		<category>david jason</category>
		<category>tim curry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11053/Terry+Pratchett%27s+Colour+Of+Magic+coming+to+Sky+One</link>
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		<title>Should everything be a black box though? And WHY can't you fix my IPAQ?</title>
		<description>It's just the battery I think, it won't keep a charge now...OK not everyone is building a clock out of voltmeters but the people who are trying to do this sort of thing have got to feel happy about it, I know I would if I could get more stuff for fre... </description>
		<category>ikea</category>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>hacks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11038/Should+everything+be+a+black+box+though%3F+And+WHY+can%27t+you+fix+my+IPAQ%3F</link>
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		<title>Bless The Boot</title>
		<description> Bless the boot, come on England. Really looking forward to this tomorrow, like every other part time England fan. I would not say we have a chance really, but you never know. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a food poisoning outbreak at... </description>
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		<category>blood</category>
		<category>flash</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<category>pub</category>
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		<title>Folkestone Triennial website</title>
		<description>A website here, just a holding page really for the Folkestone Triennial:[em]coming soon[/em]Folkestone TriennialTales of Time and SpaceA major exhibition in the public realm opening in Folkestone in June 2008http://www.folkestonetriennial.org.uk... </description>
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		<category>arts</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10541/Folkestone+Triennial+website</link>
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		<title>Folkestone literary festival kicks off</title>
		<description>We've got tickets on the way for a few events including David Starkey and Terry Jones, get yours at www.folkestonelitfest.co.uk/:We have carefully put together nine days of eclectic and exciting world-class authors and performers to entertain you. Th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10539/Folkestone+literary+festival+kicks+off&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>literary festival</category>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>Yesterday's news</title>
		<description>BAH, wrote a huge posting, to compensate for several days of blog neglect, and Firefox only done went and crashed on me didn't it... that's literally several paragraphs of finely thought out prose that are now lost forever. I need to write an &quot;autosa... </description>
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		<description>Really bad and sad news about Paul Hunter, he was only 27 and had just become a dad, should have known things were very serious when his ranking was frozen earlier this year, that's an unusual move, though we really thought and hoped he'd recover.Als... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9614/</link>
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		<title>Spoiler alert!</title>
		<description>Got something I want to say about Lost, so trying out a new &quot;spoiler&quot; bbcode type tag, so I can post things and you only read them if you really really want to:Haha was just expounding this same theory about Lost at work, my colleague googled for the... </description>
		<category>lost,tv,spoiler</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8240/Spoiler+alert%21</link>
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		<title>Radiohead tickets</title>
		<description>Start queueing now maybe to see Radiohead on a tour of small(ish) venues in May:Copenhagen KB Hall (6th + 7th)Amsterdam Heineken Hall (9th + 10th)Blackpool Empress Ballroom (12th + 13th)Wolverhampton Civic (15th + 16th)London Hammersmith Apollo (18th... </description>
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		<title>Happy St Patricks Day</title>
		<description>Obviously I'm taking this getup to the rugby tomorrow - if by some mad chance France get convincingly beaten, then England only need to win by something like 50 points, so I'll strip down to my union jack pants and cheer them home. Otherwise we are f... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4808/Happy+St+Patricks+Day</link>
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		<title>Slight repost</title>
		<description>Reposting from popex to here, as it's quite newsy:Tickets appear to be on sale now for a couple of Darkness dates in February! They're playing Manchester MEN Arena on Saturday 18th and Brighton Centre on Tuesday 21st... these will be the first dates ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4092/Slight+repost</link>
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		<title>gladdienight</title>
		<description>Too much clothing for the beach, Shawn! - My snap of him nabbed a couple of weeks ago when I was in Clacton. Liked the silver leather halterneck top his girlfriend? wife? was wearing - but had no film left in cam to get a pic of her too. Too much clo... </description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>House</title>
		<description>Not my house this time, or house prices, or anything like that... it's a quiet day and I was struggling for something to say so I thought I'd give House a mention. It's a TV medical drama that seems to be taking the Americas by storm starring our old... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3290/House</link>
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		<description>Loved the disclaimer on that website:This is a fictional website created for the new series of Doctor Who by bbc.co.uk's official Doctor Who webteam. We apologise for any inconvenience caused if you thought this was a real website.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3094/</link>
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		<title>Cool, just spotted that</title>
		<description>On the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/&quot;&gt;official site&lt;/a&gt;, hope that works...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah I knew Lovejoy was old, he was doing films in the 60's I think, he doesn't look any older though does he?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1996/Cool%2C+just+spotted+that</link>
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		<title>Helen Love</title>
		<description>New Helen Love single &quot;Debbie Loves Joey&quot; available for download as a completely free MP3 from the revamped official site.Sorry this site was down yesterday, &quot;significant damage&quot; to BT's network in Birmingham apparently, near to where this is hosted.... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1942/Helen+Love</link>
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		<title>Goldie Lookin' Chain</title>
		<description>New games and videos and things on the GLC official site, and don't forget there are still Goldie Lookin' Chain tickets left... see you at the Astoria on the Friday....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1937/Goldie+Lookin%27+Chain&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>And talking of Iraq...</title>
		<description>Operation Take One For The Country Mission Statement: To discretely provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible. OTOFTC is a movement of like-minded women (women predominantly as of right now) who have ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1278/And+talking+of+Iraq...</link>
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		<title>Carpetted</title>
		<description>Things were shit yesterday, I met with some of the other freeholders, they were mostly nice, but the concensus is &quot;NO, you cannot have a wooden floor in the flat&quot;. So not sure what to do now, I guess put in a lower offer to cover having to recarpet t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1086/Carpetted</link>
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		<title>Progress on the flat</title>
		<description>Got a bundle back from my solicitor yesterday, there's loads of restrictions in the lease, I hope it's all standard stuff... awaiting an official report though, this info was just to give me an idea, the solicitor is going to sum it up and tell me wh... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/948/Progress+on+the+flat</link>
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		<title>Keira Knightly</title>
		<description>Lordy, this site comes up third only to IMDB and her official site if if you search for Keira Knightly on Google... I didn't plan this either, if only the results were so easy to manipulate on purpose... All because I mentioned her in a review of Pir... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/638/Keira+Knightly</link>
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		<title>Turbonegro</title>
		<description>Ace, but also a bit frightening. Not sure if scandinavian leather is their official site or turbonegro.com. Anyway, plenty of stuff about them here, or see what I've had to say about Turbonegro...ERECTION!... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/626/Turbonegro</link>
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		<title>Suede</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suede.net&quot;&gt;Official site&lt;/a&gt;. RIP Suede.</description>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/594/Suede</link>
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		<title>Suede Split</title>
		<description>Suede have just announced via their official site that they are to (more or less) split after their December Tour.They say on sude.net:suede would like to announce that from next year they will be working on their own individual projects. there will ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7801/Suede+Split</link>
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