<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11181/Charlie+Brooker+says+%22Don%27t+vote+for+Boris%22"><dc:date>2008-04-14UTC06:00:42</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/politics" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/boris+johnson" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/charlie+brooker" /><dc:title>Charlie Brooker says "Don't vote for Boris"</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/apr/14/charliebrooker.boris&quot;&gt;Here in the Guardian&lt;/a&gt;. Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.onionbagblog.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;OnionBagBlog&lt;/a&gt;.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11018/Stencilling"><dc:date>2008-03-01UTC12:30:52</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/street+art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stencil" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stenciling" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/graffiti" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/banksy" /><dc:title>Stencilling</dc:title><dc:description>I like this, a stencil from Onion Bag Blogger, after Banksy. That's a potatoshop effect rather than a realistic stencil you could print and cut out out I think (see the fuzzy edges), but nice.How to stencil, stenciling 1000 video, Use GIMP to make st... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10365/Goodbye+Rev"><dc:date>2007-07-31UTC06:40:44</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popbitch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tribute" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/goatboy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/reverend_goatboy" /><dc:title>Goodbye Rev</dc:title><dc:description>A popbitch chum has died, a very popular character at the popbitch events, as were his late night ramblings on the website. Still not sure what happened yet, but it's very sad. I remember meeting him at the first popbitch fund raiser, which was a gre... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10161/RE%3A+Dude"><dc:date>2007-04-28UTC08:35:55</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Dude</dc:title><dc:description>Folkstone earthquake updates please!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10135/Hot+weekend"><dc:date>2007-04-16UTC12:47:46</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rugby" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/twickenham" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/escondido" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sandgate" /><dc:title>Hot weekend</dc:title><dc:description>Weekend was ace wasn't it? We started with a lunchtime pint with work at a nice pub called The Drum, then a few drinks just the wife and me. Saturday we headed to The Whole World Cafe, and what do you know it was actually open this time? We were a bi...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10135/Hot+weekend&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot weekend&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3109/2725136245_97d0de9be6_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10135/Hot+weekend&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10002/RE%3A+The+only+record+I+have+that%27s+worth+any+money"><dc:date>2007-02-16UTC07:06:08</dc:date><dc:title>RE: The only record I have that's worth any money</dc:title><dc:description>The last house move was the first one where the Hi Fi wasn't set up first. In fact it wasn't set up at all and went straight up in the loft along with all the CD's.Too much floor space with all the collection now digitalised.I wouldn't throw or sell ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9959/RE%3A+The+plan+is+to+keep+the+flat+too"><dc:date>2007-01-24UTC05:39:29</dc:date><dc:title>RE: The plan is to keep the flat too</dc:title><dc:description>Many congrats on the new job - oh the irony of working for a travel firm and then... not having to travel!Go for it with the second property. I was surprised how easy it was for us to achieve this. We turned it all around within three months - that's... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9868/Cheriton+Balti+online"><dc:date>2007-01-04UTC12:07:22</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/curry" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/indian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/takeaway" /><dc:title>Cheriton Balti online</dc:title><dc:description>OK, you can't actually eat (or even order) a curry online, but Cheriton's best takeaway are now online...www.cheritonbalti.co.uk...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9868/Cheriton+Balti+online&quot;&gt;Rated 6.13/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9740/RE%3A+Number+one+result+for+%22Habitat+Radius%22"><dc:date>2006-11-13UTC06:57:55</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Number one result for "Habitat Radius"</dc:title><dc:description>I like your taste in furniture, said the man who recently took delivery of a Bergerac dining table.The furniture is fantastic, the jobsworth JL delivery geezers not so. They refused to bring it inside my house claiming it wouldn't fit, leaving me to ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9700/RE%3A+Damp+and+other+delights"><dc:date>2006-11-03UTC06:35:17</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Damp and other delights</dc:title><dc:description>We've a basement (we call it a 'wine cellar.') When we moved in over the summer, there was a layer of water acorss the floor. Not great for storage.We bought a £99 Argos humidifier and the place became bone dry within about three weeks. Great for sto... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8650/Sofa+not+so+good"><dc:date>2006-06-30UTC09:36:53</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/beach" /><dc:title>Sofa not so good</dc:title><dc:description>Our new sofa is not arriving tomorrow now, I think they just realised about the clash with the  football... so, rearranged for Tuesday which is the only day they will do, and it's not terribly convenient for us :-( Still, means the footie, and our lu... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8618/FOLKESTONE+POET+MAKES+BOOK+CHART"><dc:date>2006-06-24UTC11:18:30</dc:date><dc:title>FOLKESTONE POET MAKES BOOK CHART</dc:title><dc:description>Folkestone poet Ben Barton has made the Amazon UK's Top 5 'Hot Books' chart with his debut poetry collection...Called THE RED BOOK, it is described as his ‘greatest hits collection’ featuring over forty previously published poems, from The Re-Birth R... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4686/Too+hungover+to+weblog+yesterday"><dc:date>2006-02-27UTC10:21:42</dc:date><dc:title>Too hungover to weblog yesterday</dc:title><dc:description>Feeling fresher today just about, let me get my gripe of the day out of the way first though. Today's train had the most annoying conductor on it, he just LOVED the sound of his own voice and I think he thought he was Bruce Forsyth, he announced ever... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4538/RE%3A+Moody+lighting"><dc:date>2006-01-24UTC05:01:36</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Moody lighting</dc:title><dc:description>We fork out £20 for a fortnightly organic box - well worth it. It puts colour back in your cheeks I tell you.We specify a time for delivery. Usually they're quite good, but if the box is left outside, so far we've been fine. Not bad for SW8!... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3681/Don%27t+shoot%21"><dc:date>2005-07-25UTC12:08:36</dc:date><dc:title>Don't shoot!</dc:title><dc:description>It was raining when I left the house this morning, so I'm wearing a big coat, and it wasn't raining when I got to London, it was quite hot, so now I'm TERRIFIED I'll be shot for dressing suspiciously! What is going on there then? I hope there's more ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3576/"><dc:date>2005-06-21UTC07:27:23</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>Don't forget we went to see Bros together at Wembley Stadium, 1988 ;-)</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3484/Headline%3F"><dc:date>2005-05-31UTC05:56:33</dc:date><dc:title>Headline?</dc:title><dc:description>...The Irish Rover?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*ouch*</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2855/"><dc:date>2005-03-13UTC09:21:18</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>There's a really decent Salvage Yard (junk yard) in South East London, Southampton Way. I'm sure they could sort you out. Not always open and so best to try and phoe first.More HERE ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2689/pods"><dc:date>2005-02-07UTC05:47:05</dc:date><dc:title>pods</dc:title><dc:description>We live in a two Pod, one PC household. Different XP user profiles handles two separate libraries. Anything similar for a Mac?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1792/Sonny+MAHON"><dc:date>2004-07-29UTC01:04:50</dc:date><dc:title>Sonny MAHON</dc:title><dc:description>Sonny Mahon had 6 children:James(London),Thomas Finbar(Springfield,Illinois),Paul Francis(Springfield,Ilinois),Christopher Brendan(Fort Lauderdale),Eugene Joseph(New York), Maeve Margaret(New York).The last three are psychiatrists. Paul is a Radiolog... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6053/Vanessa+Feltz"><dc:date>2004-04-28UTC11:55:23</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Vanessa Feltz</dc:title><dc:description>Last Thursday I think it was, she was outside my office sunbathing, clothed thankfully but she did have her dress hitched up...eek.  She had blood red nail varnish on her toes.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/832/Onion+Bag"><dc:date>2004-01-29UTC08:22:35</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/5%2F10" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/blogs" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:title>Onion Bag</dc:title><dc:description>I like the &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/pull+quotes&quot;&gt;pull quotes&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.onionbagblog.com&quot;&gt;www.onionbagblog.com&lt;/a&gt;, wonder if they're automated, I will steal that idea...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7812/More+Darkness+tickets+on+sale"><dc:date>2003-12-02UTC01:50:39</dc:date><dc:title>More Darkness tickets on sale</dc:title><dc:description>The Darkness - ARENAN, StockholmMed sin säregna stil har The Darkness blivit årets sensationsband i England och det nya albumet har sålts i över 800.000 exemplar enbart i England. Permission to land har legat etta på den engelska albumlistan i fyra v... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5625/Matt+le+Blanc+%28Joey+from+Friends%29"><dc:date>2003-06-02UTC02:34:43</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/112" /><dc:title>Matt le Blanc (Joey from Friends)</dc:title><dc:description>He was on his honeymoon with his new wife at the same hotel that I was at with my boyfriend in Venice, Italy. He and his stunning woman were lying on the deck chairs two metres away from us. She's really tall and really really slim whereas he has unf... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16/some+advice+I+was+given+about+Hamburg"><dc:date>2003-02-17UTC04:29:40</dc:date><dc:title>some advice I was given about Hamburg</dc:title><dc:description>S-Bahn is short for Schnell-Bahn which are the suburban trains.In German cities you have the following:U-Bahn (big blue U signs) - Untererdisches Bahn so Underground, normally a small network in the city centreS-Bahn (green S signs) - Schnellbahn so ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5330/Reel+Big+Fish"><dc:date>2002-11-27UTC12:29:46</dc:date><dc:title>Reel Big Fish</dc:title><dc:description>Nov 1st. Brilliant gig at the Arena. Played a nice set, with tracks from all albums and EP's such as 'Sellout', 'Cheer Up', 'The setup (you need this)' and generally rocking out. GREAT show. Please come back soon dudes. Ben</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7556/GameCube+Launch+Bash"><dc:date>2002-04-26UTC07:12:42</dc:date><dc:title>GameCube Launch Bash</dc:title><dc:description>There's going to be a Game Cube launch party on Saturday (27th) in Brick Lane, That London... if you want to go to it, reply to this message with something clever and witty and the words &quot;yes, I understand it's in Brick Lane and if you put me on the ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4952/Mark"><dc:date>2001-11-30UTC09:02:30</dc:date><dc:title>Mark</dc:title><dc:description>Mark and Dave from sorted records having a birthday knees up for Dave at Goth night (yes I did say goth night) So i treaded the boyz to a game of pinball and pint. Mark very much excited about Milk and baubles EP coming out on Monday and in Hibbett w... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5048/Noel+Gallagher"><dc:date>2001-08-24UTC08:47:02</dc:date><dc:title>Noel Gallagher</dc:title><dc:description>Strutting across Baker Street in true rock 'n' roll fashion, greeting all who recognised him by punching the air in front of him at waist height. Thursday 23rd August, lunch time.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6872/Some+REVIEWS"><dc:date>2001-02-23UTC04:35:51</dc:date><dc:title>Some REVIEWS</dc:title><dc:description>South - Paint The Silence (single)Starting off a bit like Doves, yeah yeah, then a bit of Beta Band creeps in, then before you realise it, we have the Stone Roses! They're not copyists or anything, but this title track has a massive loopy, dopey, dru... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>