<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted"><dc:date>2007-12-07UTC07:58:27</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/review" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/magic+numbers" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mitchell+and+webb" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bernard+butler" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/canterbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/earthquake" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/youtube" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/video" /><dc:title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</dc:title><dc:description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10739/The+only+way+Morrissey+can+save+his+reputation+now"><dc:date>2007-12-03UTC07:18:34</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/morrissey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/magic+numbers" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/royal+festival+hall" /><dc:title>The only way Morrissey can save his reputation now</dc:title><dc:description>Quick, get on the phone to Johnny Marr and perform a hasty gig as support to the Magic Numbers at Royal Festival Hall on Wednesday. I'm not just saying this because we're going (get us, out at a gig like it's 1997 or something, and in the week too), ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10739/The+only+way+Morrissey+can+save+his+reputation+now&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10734/Very+interesting%2C+and+turns+the+whole+Morrissey+/+NME+thing+on+its+head"><dc:date>2007-12-02UTC07:55:28</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/smiths" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/morrissey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nme" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/guardian" /><dc:title>Very interesting, and turns the whole Morrissey / NME thing on its head</dc:title><dc:description>I had requested my byline be removed, but not exactly for the reasons the Morrissey camp are spinning... The piece was very critical and NME decided to tone it down, something I didn't agree with. They showed me several rewritten versions, some of wh... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10733/RE%3A+Morrissey+vs+The+NME"><dc:date>2007-12-02UTC02:04:44</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Morrissey vs The NME</dc:title><dc:description>I always knews he was an alleged racist. They are the worst kind of racist...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10732/RE%3A+Morrissey+vs+The+NME"><dc:date>2007-12-02UTC01:40:14</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Morrissey vs The NME</dc:title><dc:description>interesting...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/11/jonze_nme_morrissey.html&quot;&gt;blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/11/jonze_nme_morrissey.html&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10731/RE%3A+Morrissey+vs+The+NME"><dc:date>2007-12-02UTC11:15:57</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Morrissey vs The NME</dc:title><dc:description>Fascinating... make up a story, sell lots of copies of NME, apologise later, hope you don't get sued.  How ethical.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10730/Morrissey+vs+The+NME"><dc:date>2007-11-30UTC07:04:30</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/japanese" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/noodles" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/canteen" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nme" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/morrissey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wagamama" /><dc:title>Morrissey vs The NME</dc:title><dc:description>True To You publishes the full exchange. It's likely to result in the biggest selling NME for a while, trebles all round!Good week at work, busy but productive.There's a two-for-one offer on www.wagamama.com for Canterbury for tomorrow, that solves w...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10730/Morrissey+vs+The+NME&quot;&gt;Rated 7.77/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9900/Morrissey+to+represent+UK+in+Eurovision"><dc:date>2007-01-09UTC12:01:58</dc:date><dc:title>Morrissey to represent UK in Eurovision</dc:title><dc:description>OK, not actually, just potentially, in theory, someone is trying to generate a bit of press here I think. Nothing is confirmed, this sounds a bit rubbish actually, but the BBC do have a quote from himself:&quot;I was horrified but not surprised to see the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4718/V+Festival+tickets+on+sale+now"><dc:date>2006-03-03UTC09:38:21</dc:date><dc:title>V Festival tickets on sale now</dc:title><dc:description>That's Radiohead and Morrissey headlining, not going myself, but if you like those bands, then why not.Pretty sure they all went in about 10 minutes so I'd try ebay if I was you...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4549/They+are+drunk%2C+abusive%2C+underage+and+wreaking+havoc+in+a+Hampshire+town"><dc:date>2006-01-27UTC10:45:46</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/morrisey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/property" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/earls+avenue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/southampton" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/winchester" /><dc:title>They are drunk, abusive, underage and wreaking havoc in a Hampshire town</dc:title><dc:description>Hooray, Southampton or Winchester I think...Folkestone property update, there's a two bed flat next door to us in Tudor Court up for 172,000, that's good to know! There's been a flat next door for sale for a few weeks at 150,000 that needs work, don'... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4495/So+why+do+we+get+stuck+with..."><dc:date>2006-01-17UTC02:14:42</dc:date><dc:title>So why do we get stuck with...</dc:title><dc:description>Kevin Bloody Wilson, when Portsmouth Guildhall gets Morrissey? Bah...Very much enjoying our Mighty Boosh DVD, and looking forward to the show! I've given them their own special graphic and smoothed some of the corners on the calendar, see it all on t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3918/Los+Angeles"><dc:date>2005-09-23UTC09:14:49</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/la" /><dc:title>Los Angeles</dc:title><dc:description>So, we sadly had to leave Santa Barbara, and we drove on down to LA... Was a bit intimidated at the thought of driving in LA, I've only driven London once or twice before and that was a long time ago, mostly I've only done gentle village roads. The j... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6456/Saw+NO-ONE+while+on+holiday"><dc:date>2005-09-19UTC10:19:56</dc:date><dc:title>Saw NO-ONE while on holiday</dc:title><dc:description>I thought it was THE LAW that you saw famous people at airports? I think I saw someone from wifeswap at LAX, but can't be sure, pretty feeble... We spent some time in a bar in LA that I found out on getting home is Morrissey's favourite... but no sig... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2100/"><dc:date>2004-10-13UTC06:52:10</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>Oh my GOD!  OK now I am excited.  Really excited..... It would be a massive Morrissey back track if they did support him however, look how he behaved over The Bees incident at the Move Festival.And sadly, no I dont have tickets for Earls Court, I may... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2099/It%27s+definitely+happening"><dc:date>2004-10-13UTC04:49:49</dc:date><dc:title>It's definitely happening</dc:title><dc:description>The reunion is definitely happening, but it might be that it's just Anderson and Butler getting together and using the name Suede... Are you going to Earls Court then? It sounds quite convincing to me that they would support Morrissey, but then I als... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2097/"><dc:date>2004-10-13UTC04:08:05</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>God wouldnt that be fab?!?! Not sure about the Morrissey thing though, after what he said about Brett &quot;He will never forgive God for not making him Angie Bowie&quot; Anderson. Someone SOMEWHERE must know something surely? ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6140/John+Robb"><dc:date>2004-07-13UTC04:25:54</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/20" /><dc:title>John Robb</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;br /&gt;Being interviewed in the &quot;celeb&quot; space at Lancs County Cricket Club on the day of the Mozza Gig.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably still thinks I am stalking him.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im not.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Promise.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7937/V+Festival+latest"><dc:date>2004-06-03UTC02:22:40</dc:date><dc:title>V Festival latest</dc:title><dc:description>I've been quiet today, beavering busily on busted balance sheets, so HEY! Here's some news written by someone else; The Killers, Deepest Blue and Syntax have been added to the V Festival lineup... An old workmate of mine is in Syntax, friend to the s... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1464/Power+cut"><dc:date>2004-05-20UTC10:28:29</dc:date><dc:title>Power cut</dc:title><dc:description>Into work and straight into panic stations this morning, there was a power cut overnight... suspected as much when my desktop machine was off, and hadn't been shutdown cleanly... same thing also affected our server room, where we're serving www.barfl... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7904/The+Cure%21+The+Pixies"><dc:date>2004-04-16UTC12:01:48</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/manchester" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cure" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pixies" /><dc:title>The Cure! The Pixies</dc:title><dc:description>The MOVE festival in Manchester is on sale now, and a mate told me last night the Pixies are supporting the Stereophonics there... can this be right? It's criminal! Anyway, tickets are here, more details as soon as I copy them off someone else's webs... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1125/Pixies+and+Cure+playing+together%21"><dc:date>2004-04-16UTC11:17:07</dc:date><dc:title>Pixies and Cure playing together!</dc:title><dc:description>The MOVE festival in Manchester has just gone on sale now, and Downtown Money Waster (update it you lazy get) told me last night at Goldie Lookin' Chain that the Pixies are supporting the Stereophonics there... can this be right? It's insane! Hmm, I ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7895/Morrissey+Meltdown"><dc:date>2004-03-03UTC05:12:10</dc:date><dc:title>Morrissey Meltdown</dc:title><dc:description>Morrissey is curating this years Meltdown at the Royal Festival Hall... it's on from the 11th to the 27th of June, and there will be full details at www.rfh.org.uk/meltdown/. For now there's just a lovely picture of Morrissey, with a ruddy great shoo... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7893/Morrissey+tickets"><dc:date>2004-02-28UTC10:23:15</dc:date><dc:title>Morrissey tickets</dc:title><dc:description>Get Morrissey tickets through Ticketmaster or Morrissey tickets through Wayahead and support this site...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/959/Morrissey+Tickets"><dc:date>2004-02-28UTC10:01:55</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/other" /><dc:title>Morrissey Tickets</dc:title><dc:description>Thought they'd have sold out right away, but half an hour in there are still Tickets left to see Morrissey in Manchester...&amp;lt;advert&amp;gt;Get Morrissey tickets through Ticketmaster or Morrissey tickets through Wayahead and about 50p of their booking f... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/107/Why%3F+Why%3F+WHY%3F%3F%3F"><dc:date>2003-06-12UTC03:57:03</dc:date><dc:title>Why? Why? WHY???</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;img src='/img/drowning_morrisey_in_tomato_sauce.jpg' alt='drowning morrissey in tomato sauce' width='640' height='480' border=0&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/73/Morrissey"><dc:date>2003-05-20UTC09:50:00</dc:date><dc:title>Morrissey</dc:title><dc:description>Also, liking the look of this, as detailed here. Not so sure what it'll sound like, but it's got style. Might get this Smiths book...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7639/Morrissey+Under+The+Influence"><dc:date>2003-05-20UTC03:44:46</dc:date><dc:title>Morrissey Under The Influence</dc:title><dc:description>Liking the posters for this new album &quot;Under The Influence&quot;, it looks like the first in a new series tracking the influences of big pop types... Moz is the subject of this one, I don't know much about it (*cough* send me a copy whoever you are, 109X ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5541/Jake+Shillingford"><dc:date>2002-09-19UTC04:25:24</dc:date><dc:title>Jake Shillingford</dc:title><dc:description>Just remember, Jake was also at Morrissey last night. That's my celebrity barrel for the day scraped right through.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5539/Ed+Harcourt"><dc:date>2002-09-19UTC12:18:31</dc:date><dc:title>Ed Harcourt</dc:title><dc:description>I wouldn't have recognised him, but my friend pointed out we were stood next to him at the bar at Morrissey last night (18th September) at the Albert Hall.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5544/Bernard+Butler"><dc:date>2002-09-19UTC09:56:02</dc:date><dc:title>Bernard Butler</dc:title><dc:description>Bernard was at the Morrissey gig last night, 18th of September... he can't have been just having a fun night out, surely he was researching for an upcoming collaboration or something?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2108/Royal+Albert+Hall"><dc:date>2005-11-11UTC12:08:37</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/attended" /><dc:title>Royal Albert Hall</dc:title><dc:description>27.50</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>