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		<title>Monster cleanup</title>
		<description>Cleaned the flat in a big way today, including the kitchen floor, the cooker and defrosting the fridge and the freezer, mostly with a hair dryer. It's been the hottest day ever in the history of all time again today, I'm sure of it.Ooh, Eastenders Ex... </description>
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		<title>Monster House</title>
		<description>Watched Monster House yesterday, and it's rubbish. I quite enjoyed Monster Garage when I saw it, they took a Porsche and turned it into a mobile golf ball gathering cannon, so I was looking forward to seeing the same techniques applied to a house. Bu... </description>
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		<title>Forgot we had family trying to fly right now</title>
		<description>Not flapping their arms and running round the garden, but booked on a flight back from Ireland in the morning, which is now grounded. They've been told there are no flights because the volcanic ash is affecting radar, not the dust in the engines stor... </description>
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		<category>volcanic ash</category>
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		<title>Magnet, monster</title>
		<description>Says here that that's their debut EP, but Amazon has an album - Quiet and Still - up for grabs, which features a cover of one of my best songs - Dancing in the Moonlight.No, not the Toploader one, you deviant, but the Thin Lizzy track of the same nam... </description>
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		<title>Metallers turn Evening Session</title>
		<description>Wilt are releasing their Evening Session as extra tracks on the forthcoming single...The cd and 7&quot; formats of &quot;No Worries&quot; will include versions of Radio Disco, Expedestrians and a cover of the Jesus and Mary Chain CLASSIC April Skies...I think Wilt ... </description>
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		<title>Sounds like a tour The Darkness could dominate</title>
		<description>Monsters Of Rock @ Brighton Centre (Mon 12 May)Monsters Of Rock @ Bournemouth International Centre (Tue 13 May)Monsters Of Rock @ Wembley Arena (Sat 17 May)Monsters Of Rock @ S.E.C.C., Glasgow (Thu 22 May) Monsters Of Rock @ National Exhibition Centr... </description>
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		<title>Tonight tonight tonight</title>
		<description>STUFF for TONIGHT: Suede play at the Scala in London's Kings Cross, another warm up thing for their tour, to promote the new album, out at the end of the month. But it's way sold out. How about Arthur Lee at Bristol Fleece? Or The Betsy Trotwood Rela... </description>
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		<title>Some sort of monster gig at Dingwalls</title>
		<description>There's a bit of a show at Dingwalls tomorrow (Wednesday) night that is sounding good... I don't have all the details, but it sounds like Parva are playing, as are The Ex-Models, The Sights, The Rocks, The Hiss, M.A.S.S. and possibly more...There's t... </description>
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		<title>Nice day in Canterbury</title>
		<description>Harry really playing up since we got in, overtired is my guess. Did not enjoy his bath really, hope he goes down OK. Clare is doing the last daytime feed now and it's sounding quiet at last... had nothing but screaming for the last hour.Lunch was Piz... </description>
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		<category>le creuset</category>
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		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>harry</category>
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		<title>Great weekend, dreadful last leg of journey!</title>
		<description>Very good flying visit to mum and dad's, ace to see everyone again, shame it has to be such a brief trip each time. No time to catch up with friends this time, but Clare and I went out for a later dinner at Ask, and it was very nice.Harry has been a ... </description>
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		<category>m23</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13240/Great+weekend,+dreadful+last+leg+of+journey!</link>
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		<title>Practically had to wade home tonight</title>
		<description>Got seriously soaked on the walk back from Folkestone West, clothes hung up in the airing cupboard now. Tired today, Harry in bed, looking forward to chilli tonight, and the weekend starting tomorrow.</description>
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		<title>I think I saw an otter</title>
		<description>Worked from home yesterday, and took a walk down to the canal at lunch. I was watching the ducks when I saw a loch ness monster, only smaller, swimming straight across the canal. Not a duck or a coot or anything as it was 90% under the water. Not an ... </description>
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		<title>Sesame Street fun</title>
		<description>And Cookie Monster cupcakes!... </description>
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		<title>Monsters of Rock</title>
		<description>AC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. Got a coach up from Portsmouth. m/... </description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster Party Package</title>
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		<title>Monsters of Rock</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Aerosmith&lt;/strong&gt;, who I hardly even remember. Not a great lineup, though the biggest one ever. I enjoyed &lt;strong&gt;Wildhearts&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Terrorvision&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<title>26th Annual One Act Festival, Monster by Daniel McIvor, Consumers Dream by Colin Jeffrey, Sellebrity by Sebastian Rex</title>
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		<title>Baby Monster</title>
		<description>6.00</description>
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		<title>Monster Jam Pit Party</title>
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		<title>Monster Jam 2010</title>
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		<title>Acoustic Festival - Child Weekend Witout Camping, Paul Jones &amp; the Blues Band, Sandi Thom + Paddy Milner, Pierre Bensusan, Henry Priestman, Monster Ceilidh Band, Radio Mary, Donovan &amp; Friends, Barbara Dickson, Kate Rusby, 3 Daft Monkeys, Levellers, Hamste</title>
		<description>15.00</description>
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		<title>Baby Monster</title>
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		<title>MONSTERS O' ROCK</title>
		<description>14.00</description>
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		<title>Monster Jam in Birmingham</title>
		<description>66.00</description>
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		<title>Monster Jam in Birmingham</title>
		<description>83.60</description>
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		<title>Monster Jam in Birmingham</title>
		<description>66.00</description>
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		<title>Monsters Of Rock   4-6pm</title>
		<description>Free</description>
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		<description>8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Ben10 Monster Truck Mania in London</title>
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		<title>Ben10 Monster Truck Mania in London</title>
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		<title>Monster Magnet in London</title>
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		<title>Monsters Of Rock</title>
		<description>Rock. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Gaoler's Daughter, Dirty   Vibes, Crybaby Special &amp;amp; the Monsters, Phil Letley</title>
		<description>Live Music   ranging from acoustic indie-pop to classic rock!. 7pm to Midnight  &amp;pound;5. new</description>
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		<title>Dirty Vibes; The Baron Von Marlon; Deep Transition; White Bone Rattle;  Crybaby Special and The Monsters</title>
		<description>Local live bands take over the White Horse for a night to raise money for   Macmillan Cancer Support.. 7pm &amp;pound;5-ish</description>
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