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		<title>Remember all those stories in the news about family tax credit being RUBBISH?</title>
		<description>Just registering for family tax credit, well Clare is. Had to phone up to get a form, the guy on the phone asked our income now taking into account the fact Clare is on maternity, and we'll get about twenty quid a week probably. That's just the estim... </description>
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		<category>benefits</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12762/Remember+all+those+stories+in+the+news+about+family+tax+credit+being+RUBBISH%3F</link>
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		<title>Eijidoku</title>
		<description>Like sudoku, but with letters and it goes to make up a crossword clue. Do the online one for free or buy the book; £3.75 direct or £10 from Amazon. And it's out of stock there anyway! 10% of each book goes to Rainbow Centre in Fareham which cares for... </description>
		<category>eijidoku</category>
		<category>sudoku</category>
		<category>puzzle</category>
		<category>book</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12717/Eijidoku</link>
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		<title>Aargh, you wait ages for a chest of drawers...</title>
		<description>Now two came up at once! You can't buy this one new any more... and it's also in Maidstone, where we're off to collect the last one we bought at the weekend... Must... stop... self...UPDATE: Didn't realise at first, that's the same people selling as ... </description>
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		<category>habitat radius</category>
		<category>habitat radius furniture</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>drawers</category>
		<category>radius</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12656/Aargh%2C+you+wait+ages+for+a+chest+of+drawers...</link>
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		<title>HA! I have no lavish lifestyle</title>
		<description>I thought of one place where money will be saved over the next year, if you buy any services were prices are quoted without VAT (IE I might get my heating looked at) then that could be a bill of hundreds or even thousands of pounds that I will be sav... </description>
		<category>tax</category>
		<category>vat</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11757/HA%21+I+have+no+lavish+lifestyle</link>
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		<title>Cheers Darlin'</title>
		<description>Much as I appreciate an extra 2.5% in my pocket, I am slightly afeared of how many places the value 17.5 will have been hard coded in any of the computer systems I may now have to reprogramme. Not to many I hope.This new VAT change will not change th... </description>
		<category>vat</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>tax</category>
		<category>jaffa cakes</category>
		<category>alistair darling</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11751/Cheers+Darlin%27</link>
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		<title>RE: What should I go find them and give them money now???</title>
		<description>I meant for all I've done for you in the past!&lt;br /&gt;Pops</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11507/RE%3A+What+should+I+go+find+them+and+give+them+money+now%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>What should I go find them and give them money now???</title>
		<description>We went for a meal and got a taxi home yesterday, I'm all tipped out!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11506/What+should+I+go+find+them+and+give+them+money+now%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Lawks a Lordy, that's a lot of money...</title>
		<description>What's so special about them that they cost 300 GBP or whatever?  </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11261/Lawks+a+Lordy%2C+that%27s+a+lot+of+money...</link>
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		<title>The three rules of vegetarian food</title>
		<description>From Neil, I hope he doesn't mind me reproducing this here, it's spot on. We were discussing pies:A veggie one would be possible, were it not for the first of the &quot;foodindustry 3 laws of vegetarian food&quot;, i.e. &quot;don't make it any fun&quot;, so unfortunatel... </description>
		<category>bank</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>linda mccartney</category>
		<category>urban legend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11242/The+three+rules+of+vegetarian+food</link>
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		<title>RE: Do you really think DeHaan has made any money on this yet?</title>
		<description>They've reduced the price now to £47k.Must be desperate. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.porterssurveyors.co.uk/property_details.php?ID=PA392&quot;&gt;www.porterssurveyors.co.uk/property_details.php?ID=PA392&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10965/RE%3A+Do+you+really+think+DeHaan+has+made+any+money+on+this+yet%3F</link>
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		<title>Black Monday</title>
		<description>Stop selling everyone, and you the news, stop telling people how bad it is, it's just making the ill informed small investors like me worry more, and sell, and exacerbate the problem. The market is only about as low as it was in mid August right now,... </description>
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		<category>money</category>
		<category>finance</category>
		<category>shares</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10878/Black+Monday</link>
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		<title>Oh yes, I have just the money to buy a fancy hotel on the riviera!</title>
		<description>It changed hands not long after his last TV show, rumours were then that he'd bought it. It was not me that bought it that time either.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10832/Oh+yes%2C+I+have+just+the+money+to+buy+a+fancy+hotel+on+the+riviera%21</link>
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		<title>Do you really think DeHaan has made any money on this yet?</title>
		<description>He's spent money but is unlikely to have anything other than humungous losses so far I'd have thought.Are you a homeowner in the area? I am, I'm hoping to make some money, damn this property slump, roll on the high speed rail link and the hordes of l... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10812/Do+you+really+think+DeHaan+has+made+any+money+on+this+yet%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: The only record I have that's worth any money</title>
		<description>Still got most of your vinyl?I think I'll never throw mine out - I've got CDs that have turned dull grey and won't play anymore but the vinyl still works, even if you have to blu tak a 10p to the pickup arm. Was going to comment on The Darkness but g... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10004/RE%3A+The+only+record+I+have+that%27s+worth+any+money</link>
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		<title>RE: The only record I have that's worth any money</title>
		<description>The last house move was the first one where the Hi Fi wasn't set up first. In fact it wasn't set up at all and went straight up in the loft along with all the CD's.Too much floor space with all the collection now digitalised.I wouldn't throw or sell ... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10002/RE%3A+The+only+record+I+have+that%27s+worth+any+money</link>
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		<title>The only record I have that's worth any money</title>
		<description>Going through mine and Clare's CD's, ripping all the one's I don't even listen to with a view to throwing them out, or at least packing them away somewhere. In searching for pictures, I accidentally hit Ebay for Terrorvision's Thrive EP. And it's got... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9996/The+only+record+I+have+that%27s+worth+any+money</link>
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		<title>Here's how youtube are going to make some money</title>
		<description>If that story about bandwidth costing them one milllion dollars a day was an exaggeration, it might all turn profitable soon...Cingular are a mobile phone company in the USA, that unsigned bands competition is open only to American residents. That mu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9552/Here%27s+how+youtube+are+going+to+make+some+money</link>
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		<title>RE: Use less water, pay more money | This is Money</title>
		<description>My water bill was similar to yours and about a third more than my London home! I got a water meter now - cut my bill by half</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4813/RE%3A+Use+less+water%2C+pay+more+money+%7C+This+is+Money</link>
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		<title>Use less water, pay more money | This is Money</title>
		<description>The worst offender is Folkestone and Dover Water, which will charge its 160,000 customers an average of £166 a year for water from April. This compares with an average bill of £142.Where do these averages come from? I just got a bill for £260 for thi... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4809/Use+less+water%2C+pay+more+money+%7C+This+is+Money</link>
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		<title>I think I'm going to save my money for KISS</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1962/I+think+I%27m+going+to+save+my+money+for+KISS</link>
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		<title>RE: Downtown Money Waster</title>
		<description>Haha, if you mean me, I should know that. But I never let lack of knowledge get in the way of a good ramble...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1102/RE%3A+Downtown+Money+Waster</link>
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		<title>RE: Downtown Money Waster</title>
		<description>who's blog is that? if its **** then he should know that self deleting/persistant text messages already exist. if its not him then I guess it dont really mattterrrr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;south at the academy tonight :D are you coming to glc/sfa tomorrow?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1099/RE%3A+Downtown+Money+Waster</link>
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		<title>Who says there's no money in Folkestone?</title>
		<description>A friend just pointed out this is for sale in the area... Buyer collects, return not accepted, apparently. Bit of a short post, so I'll pad it out with a bread recipe from the same friend:Heres a recipe for oaty bread - it's a good hearty bread that ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1093/Who+says+there%27s+no+money+in+Folkestone%3F</link>
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		<title>Money, money, money</title>
		<description>Nice, got about some money on the way from Google ads (not for this site, and not straight into my pocket unfortunately, for popex instead), and got a couple of returning ads in this week, for AOL and for Ebay, which should be worth a few grand, and ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/730/Money%2C+money%2C+money</link>
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		<title>Dig Deep for Guns'n'Roses...</title>
		<description>Following on from the success Marillion had in using the modern interweb to raise enough cash to bring out a new album, a Guns'n'Roses fan is hoping to take out a big ad in a Los Angeles newspaper (to welcome Axl back, of course) and is seeking CONTR... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>guns n roses</category>
		<category>marillion</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6815/Dig+Deep+for+Guns%27n%27Roses...</link>
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		<title>We're in the money...</title>
		<description>Heard yesterday that a popEx band, who were contenders for the christmas number one slot last year made a grand total of ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID in PRS payments for the whole year... We won't embarrass the band by naming them here...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7341/We%27re+in+the+money...</link>
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		<title>Where did all my money go?</title>
		<description>While I was enjoying myself at Graham Coxon's GRATE (but very metal) gig on Friday night, the computer that controls all things was doing a bit of house keeping, and deleting money that had been credited to accounts accidentally over the past wee... ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7336/Where+did+all+my+money+go%3F</link>
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		<title>Who earned you what</title>
		<description>Back Street Boys were this weeks top payer with a divi of an amazing £1.50 per share, due to fantastic placings in the UK and US charts... Moby offered the better value for money though, probably because he's a vegan. The top ten best returns were: M... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7339/Who+earned+you+what</link>
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		<title>Madball, Dirty Money</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Madball-Dirty-Money-Leeds-Josephs-Well/146938.html</link>
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		<title>Madball, DIRTY MONEY, Cold Snap, Wiretap!, Losing Sight, The Departed, EXP, All Will Suffer, Breaking X Point &amp; Never Again XXX</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
			<geo:lat>52.4752</geo:lat>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Madball-DIRTY-MONEY-Cold-Snap-Wiretap-Losing-Sight-The-Departed-EXP-All-Will-Suffer-Breaking-X-Point-Never-Again-XXX-Eddie-s-Rock-Club/146937.html</link>
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		<title>Die Toten Hosen in Jonschwil, Switzerland</title>
		<description>Die Toten Hosen Active: '80s, '90s, 2000s Major Styles: Hardcore Punk, Punk Metal Representative Albums: &quot;Learning English: Lesson I,&quot; &quot;Love, Peace &amp; Money,&quot; &quot;Opium Furs Volk&quot;</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Die-Toten-Hosen-in-Jonschwil-Switzerland-Degenaupark/124258.html</link>
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		<title>Dirty Money, Pay No Respect, Vice City, Hang The Bastard, Cold Snap</title>
		<description>8.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Dirty-Money-Pay-No-Respect-Vice-City-Hang-The-Bastard-Cold-Snap-Underworld-Camden/132796.html</link>
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		<title>ROOM ONE, DUB POLICE..., Caspa, Skream, Benga, ROOM TWO:, DJ Fresh, Amit, ROOM THREE, MJ Cole, Zed Bias, Greenmoney DJs</title>
		<description>13.00</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/ROOM-ONE-DUB-POLICE-Caspa-Skream-Benga-ROOM-TWO-DJ-Fresh-Amit-ROOM-THREE-MJ-Cole-Zed-Bias-Greenmoney-DJs-Fabric/148286.html</link>
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		<title>Hot August Fringe, It's the Money that's the Problem, Roy Kerr, RVT, Royal Vauxhall Tavern</title>
		<description>7.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hot-August-Fringe-It-s-the-Money-that-s-the-Problem-Roy-Kerr-RVT-Royal-Vauxhall-Tavern-Royal-Vauxhall-Tavern/148172.html</link>
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		<title>May The Fourth Wall Be With You - QUIZ!</title>
		<description>QUIZ to raise some money for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=82857572717&amp;ref=nf&quot;&gt;Details on Facebook&lt;/a&gt;, people still use facebook then? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/May-The-Fourth-Wall-Be-With-You-QUIZ--Chambers/122637.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;May The Fourth Wall Be With You - QUIZ!&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/56/129479951_df7576bf79_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/May-The-Fourth-Wall-Be-With-You-QUIZ--Chambers/122637.html&quot;&gt;Rated 6.35/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>drinking</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/May-The-Fourth-Wall-Be-With-You-QUIZ--Chambers/122637.html</link>
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		<title>Sandcastle competition</title>
		<description>Raising money for The Church Street Project, a registered charity providing Art Therapy and Counselling to children in Shepway. Are YOU the KING or QUEEN of SANDCASTLES? THEN PROVE IT!Start at 11am, judging at 2.30pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Sandcastle-competition-Folkestone-Harbour/34162.html&quot;&gt;Rated 2.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Sandcastle-competition-Folkestone-Harbour/34162.html</link>
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		<title>Charity Head Shave</title>
		<description>to raise money for Teenage Cancer Trust, Mark Williams the deputy manager at Superdrug, Sandgate Road, Folkestone has agreed to have a complete head shave.  The aim is to raise Â£1,000.  Please call into the shop to make donations.  		15:00 		 		 		 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Charity-Head-Shave-Folkestone-Town-Centre-/33653.html&quot;&gt;Rated 1.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Charity-Head-Shave-Folkestone-Town-Centre-/33653.html</link>
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		<title>Bitch Aid</title>
		<description>The party to raise some money for popbitch - putting it here as a gig as I met &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/john+deacon&quot;&gt;John Deacon&lt;/a&gt; that day, I just found an autographed receipt in with my tickets...</description>
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