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Being a dolphin is not easy these days, everyone's after us and the fishermen catch more and more of our fish each day, it's hard to make ends meet.
I've just had a huge council tax bill too, even though it's my second home' so as well as my website sandgatedolphin.co.uk I've decided to open a little shop on ebay to sell a few souvenirs of my visit.
If you promise to buy enough of them I will try to stay a bit longer and maybe even come back next summer (Don't forget I haven't gone yet!).
I've got Tee Shirts with pictures of me on them and some pictures of me swimming about in your lovely clean sea (I am so pleased you've stopped putting all your poo in here).
You can get to the shop by clicking here
You can pay using those card things on Paypal and my Friend Simon will see that you get the goods, us Dolphins can't get to the post office.
See You at the Beach
Many Thanks
Dave
Dave the Dolphin t-shirts from 99p here...
pauly :: 2006 :: Comment / reply
Appalling bad taste leave the poor animal alone! Human interaction with a wild animal will probably lead to it's death. Hope you can live with yourself!
selfishmoneygrabberhater :: 7 Nov :: 2006 :: Comment / reply
That previous post was an email I received from the people who run sandgatedolphin.co.uk, I am in no way responsible for the dolphin stalking. I did once see the dolphin, from the distance of the shore though.
Are you local then?
pauly :: 8 Nov :: 2006 :: Comment / reply
Paul Clarke's blog - I live and work near Folkestone. Married to Clare and father to Harry, I am a web dev, and I like javascript, PHP, Folkestone Gerald, pubs, restaurants, history, genealogy, TV, music, popbitch, squirrels, pirates ☠, time travel, stained glass...
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