Been stuck for hours speeding up javascript on You Write The News today, so decided to do some graphics for a change on Folkestone Gerald... What do you reckon, does it look professional and that? Maybe it would look more so if my horizon was straight... that's taken from a picture I tried to take of France, from Folkestone, just the other day.

Speaking of cute, how's this?


That's the mother-in-law's new kitten, Freddie, and these are the nephews, sitting and smiling nicely:



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Paul Clarke's - I live and work in Hythe near Folkestone, Kent. wed to Clare and father to two, I am a software engineer, and I do mostly js, nodejs, python, ruby, and php. I like pubbing, restaurants, home automation and other diy jiggery-pokery, history, genealogy, TV, popbitch, squirrels, pirates ☠, lego, and time travel.

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