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		<title>A water-cooler moment</title>
		<description>I sit near a water cooler at work, though I don't  ever use it. Is there anything worse coming up to use the water cooler and finding it empty? Yes there is, how about finding the water cooler empty, huffing and complaining to me because I sit near i... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/517/A+water-cooler+moment</link>
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		<title>Moulage is cool</title>
		<description>because for $549.99 you can get:1 Foreign Body Protrusion 1 Eyeball 1 Eviscerated Intestines 1 Each - small, medium and large lacerations 1 Each - Compound fractured tibia, humerus and femur 1 Each - Small and large sepsis wounds 1 Avulsion 2 Crushed... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1442/Moulage+is+cool</link>
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		<title>I've been to Brazil, am I cool?</title>
		<description>I spent 3 days in Belo Horizonte and it was rubbish, I liked Bouzos though.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1543/I%27ve+been+to+Brazil,+am+I+cool%3F</link>
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		<title>Cool, just spotted that</title>
		<description>On the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/&quot;&gt;official site&lt;/a&gt;, hope that works...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah I knew Lovejoy was old, he was doing films in the 60's I think, he doesn't look any older though does he?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1996/Cool,+just+spotted+that</link>
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		<title>Oh yeah I implemented some cool new &quot;speech bubble&quot; type styling here too</title>
		<description>Well it looks like a nice speech bubble in my browser anyway... Got it from this post on yuiblog.com. Via @gavynmckenzie... </description>
		<category>css</category>
		<category>yui</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14114/Oh+yeah+I+implemented+some+cool+new+%22speech+bubble%22+type+styling+here+too</link>
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		<title>is dandruff not cool then?</title>
		<description>*sweeps shoulders*</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3325/is+dandruff+not+cool+then%3F</link>
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		<title>Devina Mccool</title>
		<description>Filming</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5003/Devina+Mccool</link>
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		<title>The Libertines... all of 'em</title>
		<description>sunday night after show... carousing with all their various people and groupie girlies, and supergrass boys looking fine and dandy. drinking lots. pete libs looking a bit bemused at the bar, not quite sure what was going on! everyone was wasted but h... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5521/The+Libertines...+all+of+%27em</link>
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		<title>LL Cool J</title>
		<description>At starbucks at the airport in montreal. I served him a mocha frapaccino! damn he is fine and very friendly. On july 3rd 2003</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5538/LL+Cool+J</link>
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		<title>That's pretty cool!</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6445/That%27s+pretty+cool!</link>
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		<title>A Cool Free Gig</title>
		<description>Shivaree are playing a special one off at Camden Dingwalls on 11 December, and if you want two free tickets, read on...After their &quot;Later with Jools Holland&quot; performance and fantastic reviews ofthe LP, &quot;I Oughtta Give You A Shot In The Head For Makin... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6685/A+Cool+Free+Gig</link>
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		<title>Yeah Yeah Vote Helen Love</title>
		<description>You probably already knew that Helen Love are the coolest band in the world, and that is an FACT, even Joey Ramone says so, so get voting for them  HERE on Steve Lamacq's Buzz Chart on the evening session...We will have some copies of Shifty Disco gi... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6808/Yeah+Yeah+Vote+Helen+Love</link>
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		<title>World's Coolest Belgians</title>
		<description>If you're in London tomorrow night, valued punters Roger and Jeff are hosting &quot;The World's Coolest Belgians&quot;, Soulwax at their fortnightly &quot;Sputnik&quot; Club...Soulwax will be DJing at the club, at the Monarch on Chalk Farm Road, immediately they step of... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6856/World%27s+Coolest+Belgians</link>
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		<title>Cool new t'ing</title>
		<description>See all the new ads that are running on the site this week? They're from a cool new &quot;make money fast&quot; thing going on, and you can get a share of it...If you go to http://www.ukaffiliates2.com/u/uka/t.asp?id=54354 then not only will you earn popEx a n... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6951/Cool+new+t%27ing</link>
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		<title>ACE Suede competition!</title>
		<description>As previously reported, Suede have a DVD - &quot;Lost In TV&quot; - out on the 26th November, and http://www.suede.net]] have given me some exclusive promo CDs to share with you...The DVD will contain all SEVENTEEN of Suede's singles so far, plus bonus materia... </description>
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		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7085/ACE+Suede+competition!</link>
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		<title>Darkness single only 1.79</title>
		<description>WORDS from THE DARKNESS:Get Your Hands Off My Woman was released on Monday and has exceeded all expectations and encroached on the midweek top 40 of the Hit Parade, achieving position 36!  Thanks to all those of you who have bought it already. For th... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7113/Darkness+single+only+1.79</link>
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		<title>Ya ya YAAAH!</title>
		<description>Got a cool prize to give away this week, it's going to go to best trader, which is the person who is number one in the charts NEXT Friday.It's a Busta Rhymes backpack, and it's black and it's one of those one strapped courier bags.I think it's been s... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7188/Ya+ya+YAAAH!</link>
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		<title>Cool Star Wars thing to cheer people up</title>
		<description>If you have &quot;Star Wars Episode One&quot; on DVD, you can view an extra new trailer featuring unseen bits of &quot;Episode Two - Attack of the Clones&quot; somehow... There's details here:http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/news/2001/11/news20011109.htmlGet your Epis... </description>
		<category>117</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7225/Cool+Star+Wars+thing+to+cheer+people+up</link>
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		<title>Popbitch seeks mentallists with crayons</title>
		<description>http://www.Popbitch.com are looking for someone who are willing to put their reputation on the line and illustrate some &quot;Big Questions&quot; blind items for them.They've placed a load of them on the web herehttp://www.popbitch.com/bigquestions.htmlChoose ... </description>
		<category>28</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7234/Popbitch+seeks+mentallists+with+crayons</link>
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		<title>How much do the Darkness ROCK?</title>
		<description>Here's how much they rock... wearing his Freddie Mercury influence on his, uh, legs Justin Darkness leaps TRIUMPHANTLY like a salmon at their gig on Friday.The gig at The Castle, Tooting was a ROCK success, but the filming of it by MTV possibly less ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7552/How+much+do+the+Darkness+ROCK%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Last night was cool</title>
		<description>Went to see THE DARKNESS in Notting Hill last night... free entry before 8pm, but we worked out that the extra we'd spend on overpriced booze there would negate the saving, so went a bit later, only to be TURNED AWAY as it was SOLD OUT! Went for anot... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7654/RE:+Last+night+was+cool</link>
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		<title>RE: OK I think it's cool now</title>
		<description>ahhhhhhhhh - my curiosity has been sated...for now.also, i should mention that i think that the thing (not quite sure how to describe it, but the way replies to comments and stuff looks) you've done in the last day or two looks much better.have a mer... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7990/RE:+OK+I+think+it%27s+cool+now</link>
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		<title>OK I think it's cool now</title>
		<description>It wasn't really that exciting, our office was burgled. When I got in the place was crawling with cops, and then soon after the full CSI team arrived dusting for fingerprints and things. Seems we were done over while there were still people in the bu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7989/OK+I+think+it%27s+cool+now</link>
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		<title>What changed to make Bar Brevet cool?</title>
		<description>When did Bar Brevet get clubby..? For ages it looked like a sink estate social club, with shop mobility scooters lined up outside, but now it's some kind of pre club young people's extravaganza... what happened?</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9108/What+changed+to+make+Bar+Brevet+cool%3F</link>
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		<title>Cool, that's the plan</title>
		<description>The number's a bit hard to read, even for me, might lead to even less posting here...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9560/Cool,+that%27s+the+plan</link>
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		<title>Cool bag</title>
		<description>This bag is a strictly limited edtion from a local shop in Folkestone, it's made from leftover (unused) London tube train seat material:Retro and recycled and local and cool, all in one, nice. Via keetsa.com, some sort of enviro-blog I think.While I'... </description>
		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>underground</category>
		<category>retro</category>
		<category>recycling</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>oldhighstreet</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10383/Cool+bag</link>
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		<title>COOL!</title>
		<description>Via Dave Braines, you're right you think we'd have heard about this happening. Also I was in the area on Sunday and unless it's an illusion it's still dominating the Portsmouth skyline...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10395/COOL!</link>
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		<title>RE: COOL!</title>
		<description>Very cleverly done that - any idea what software you need?  </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10401/RE:+COOL!</link>
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		<title>Be as cool as us</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/2sg8am&quot;&gt;His'n'Hers vinyl, on ebay&lt;/a&gt;, kind of rare this, we have one up on the wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weekend report to come, it was good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>pulp</category>
		<category>vinyl</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>hisnhers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10407/Be+as+cool+as+us</link>
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		<title>I don't really know Coolinge Road</title>
		<description>The location is handy for the station and for town and things though by the looks, I'm sure it's fine. Sorry not to be more help!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a road that's about 2 streets nearer to town that I really like.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10505/I+don%27t+really+know+Coolinge+Road</link>
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		<title>Bruce Forsyth</title>
		<description>Charity comedy thing, cool as, lots of names present, including &lt;strong&gt;Ian McKellen&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;a class=&quot;tag&quot; title=&quot;Search for Bruceyness&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/wiki/bruce+forsyth&quot;&gt;Search the blog&lt;/a&gt;, I must have written this one up...</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Bruce-Forsyth-Theatre-Royal-Haymarket/9160.html</link>
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		<title>Hazzard VW Club</title>
		<description>For any model of aircooled VW, meet at 8pm</description>
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		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hazzard-VW-Club-Riverview-Diner/10636.html</link>
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		<title>The Royak Oak</title>
		<description>Live Traditional Cool Jazz. 12-3pm Free</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Royak-Oak-The-Royak-Oak/34213.html</link>
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		<title>Emily and the Beast Band</title>
		<description>Cool Jazz, Soul Funk</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Emily-and-the-Beast-Band-Hook-and-Hatchet/32284.html</link>
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		<title>Cancer Bats</title>
		<description>Canadian punk metal, were cool at the &lt;strong&gt;Hevy festival&lt;/strong&gt; last year.</description>
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		<category>venue</category>
		<category>creative quarter</category>
		<category>creative foundation</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Cancer-Bats-Quarterhouse/227993.html</link>
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		<title>Kent Beer Festival</title>
		<description>Cool we are going to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kentbeerfestival.com&quot;&gt;Canterbury Beer Festival&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a coach running from &lt;strong&gt;Chambers&lt;/strong&gt; in &lt;strong&gt;Folkestone&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<category>canterbury beer festival</category>
		<category>kent beer festival</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kent-Beer-Festival-Merton-Farm/228131.html</link>
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		<title>Like it or Lump it DJs</title>
		<description>Basically just playing anything they fancy! A very cool night with top folk!</description>
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		<category>chilli</category>
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		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
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		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Like-it-or-Lump-it-DJs-Chambers/230387.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Cool Band</title>
		<description>updated</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Joe-Cool-Band-Lower-Bell/231080.html</link>
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		<title>Red Diesel</title>
		<description>The much talked about Diesel bring their cool mix of soul/jazz/groove to folkestone.totally original not a cover in sight.If you missed Diesel @ the Louis Armstrong you will be in for a really good night. garenteed to make you go home with a head ful... </description>
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		<category>darts</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Red-Diesel-The-Frenchman/234056.html</link>
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		<title>Red Diesel</title>
		<description>The much talked about Diesel bring their cool mix of soul/jazz/groove to folkestone.totally original not a cover in sight.If you missed Diesel @ the Louis Armstrong you will be in for a really good night.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Red-Diesel-The-Frenchman/234057.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Cool Band</title>
		<description>8.30pm Free</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Joe-Cool-Band-Lower-Bell/235302.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Cool</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Joe-Cool-Lower-Bell/238911.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Cool</title>
		<description>Classic Rock Band. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Joe-Cool-Lower-Bell/242550.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Cool Band</title>
		<description>Classic Pop Rock Band. 8.30pm Free</description>
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