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Cure tickets

Seems it's nearly time for our annual pilgrimage, The Cure are playing the O2, it's an NME brats show, except it's called the Shockwaves big gig now. Seems they're playing Brixton the night before but it's at the awards ceremony. I've been before, la...
Rated 5.71/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Get your Bon Jovi tickets here!

Bon Jovi tickets, lawks ticketmaster are paying FIVE POUNDS PER TICKET commission for this! What on earth does that mean? It's not selling? Buy tickets here. Hmm, apparently:Anticipation for the tour is running at an all-time high, with more than 90 ...

Rated 3.07/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Lawks a Lordy, that's a lot of money...

What's so special about them that they cost 300 GBP or whatever?

Glastonbury pictures

Thinking about Glastonbury, Mum asked at the weekend if we had any pictures of us there, bearing in mind we may never go again. And I thought LAWKS, no I don't! I found a few luckily, but they're rubbish, andn none that make it look like we're having...

Lovely opium, get it while it's hot

Opium is making a comeback, according to The Times, and entering the country via Folkestone. What other Victorianisms are due a comeback? I vote for children working heavy machinery.Lawks, would you look at the size of the ad on that page!...

Damp and other delights

This spell of cold weather has made the whole house SWEAT! I've hd to put our central heating on at last, yay it still works, but uh-oh, this has led to condensation everywhere. Hopefully this will sort itself out when the temperature levels off a bi...

An honest day's work!

Lawks, that frightened me a bit, today I have been WORKING! Not real work, tapping on a keyboard, but monkeying about decorating Dean's front room. We worked all day on it, and to be honest it's looking slightly worse than when we started, so I think...

Hot weekend

Nice weekend, hot weekend, I even got sunburnt, lawks! We went to The Kent Show, and it was very nice. Lots of cool stuff there, like llamas and otters and birds and trucks and robots and Kaddy Lee-Preston and things, and I brought back some wine and...

It's not just Adam Rickitt with his eye on Michael Howard's seat

45 other Tories are standing here, lawks it will be a bit crowded won't it?

Home Alone

Working at home today, something made the central heating go off during the night, so no hot water, and I am too much of a wuss to have a cold wash. I'm not not going in because I'm unclean and smelly, that would be fine (for me) but my hair goes int...

Reading Festival SOLD OUT!

The Carling Weekend : Reading Festival has now SOLD OUT of weekend tickets in RECORD TIME. With an headline bill that features EXCLUSIVE HEADLINE FESTIVAL PERFORMANCES from BLUR. METALLICA, LINKIN PARK, THE WHITE STRIPES, BLINK 182 and SYSTEM OF A DO...

Filth Finale

The Cradle of Filth Scottish T-Shirts Saga has come to a conclusion; Looks like Tower Records Glasgow have backed down, boo... Just got this from the (er, ex) publicist at the store:Despite supportive articles on NME.com and ones to come in NME and K...

My Nomine Est...

Lawks, check this out, if you've not already been sent it:"Followed up a hunch I had with a little bit of research on the web today, and it appears that i've come up with a result. Something in the back of my mind suggested to me that "eminem" was a...

Band of the Year #10

No explanations or anything, just bands of the year. Partly picked by you the valued punter, partly cobbled together by me and a panel of judges...Frankie Machine / Captain Soul / Ladytron / MJ Hibbett / The Fighting Cocks / Shag Frenzy - lawks, it w...

Big Chair

Silverchair are a bit big aren't they? Since being added to popEx, they've ROCKETED to the number one slot in the most popular bands chart...Also (in a story lifted from raresilverchair.com who in turn swiped it from elsewhere) the band appear to be ...