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		<title>Arr!</title>
		<description>Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... </description>
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		<title>A pirate themed work day would be great</title>
		<description>But alas no, it's not one of our fun days, it's an international holiday... That picture was taken years ago when Clare and I went to Las Vegas...... </description>
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		<title>Blackpool (being the third part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>Have you been to Blackpool? DON'T EVER EVER GO THERE, man alive, it was the worst place I've ever been to. A few people gave me odd looks when I said I was going to Blackpool for a couple of days as part of our grand tour, but only one person got clo... </description>
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		<title>Robot vs robot</title>
		<description>So which robot is best then? This running footballer from Japan?Or this genuinely monstrous droid that I snapped at the Kent Show last year? Which one is more human like, and more importantly which one is more robot like?Thanks to Stu for the feeble ... </description>
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		<title>Spamalot</title>
		<description>Spamalot was quite good, not brilliant, best bit for me was seeing Tim Curry in the lead role. It's all the same story / jokes as the film.Went to The Three Greyhounds before the show, very good, small but nice old pub style pub. Four real ales on an... </description>
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		<title>The perfect crime</title>
		<description>After the fabulous treat of yesterday evening (sausage, beans and fried potatoes for tea AND two episodes of Lovejoy), this morning's long wait outside the office was probably due. No keyholder turned up for over an hour, so I couldn't get into the b... </description>
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		<title>Chris Evans</title>
		<description>The ginger whinger is NO LONGER GINGER! He was in the garden of The Pembroke last night, and he has blong hair now, and a very pink face.He was there with chums of Johnny Vegas, two people I recognised from Who's Ready For Ice Cream it looked like it... </description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>IPOD vs Cassette</title>
		<description>Time for an injection of STUFF, been neglecting the blog slightly recently. I thought that when I got the pocket pc and wireless network I'd be doing more internetting while sat in front of the TV and so on, but mostly we're using it for playing Jawb... </description>
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		<title>V Festival latest</title>
		<description>I've been quiet today, beavering busily on busted balance sheets, so HEY! Here's some news written by someone else; The Killers, Deepest Blue and Syntax have been added to the V Festival lineup... An old workmate of mine is in Syntax, friend to the s... </description>
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		<title>Lance Burton</title>
		<description>I want to go and see the mighty Lance Burton in Las Vegas, he made Pamela Anderson levitate on the Jay Leno show last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.lasvegastourism.com/shows/lance_burton.htm</description>
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		<title>Quizno's singing rats</title>
		<description>Aha, from spotting slate.msn.com/id/2095868/ in the Popdex listings I know now why people were searching for quiznos rat pictures the other day, it's some sort of TV campaign, by  Joel Veitch of www.b3ta.com and www.rathergood.com fame. That boy must... </description>
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		<title>My Coco</title>
		<description>stellastarr* kick off the new year in fine style with the long awaited release of &quot;My Coco&quot;. Their album has already been heralded as something of a classic debut by the likes of Time Out, NME, Observer Music Monthly and Q. &quot;My Coco&quot; will be the band... </description>
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		<title>International Talk Like A Pirate Day</title>
		<description>ARRR!On a spoddy note I am posting this image without using an IMG tag, I've done it as an object instead... this means I can include HTML in the equivalent of the ALT tag, and no-one should see a broken image thing... just learned it, as the proper ... </description>
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		<title>Viva Las Vegas</title>
		<description>I have been in that Las Vegas, nice place, shame about the food, for me anyway. Had a nice grilled vege sub from Quizno's on the way home, but apart from that it's not the best place for a vegan. Breakfast was fried potato and spicy tomato sauce, mor... </description>
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		<category>stevie wonder</category>
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		<title>A professional poker player</title>
		<description>Don't recall his name but he's a mate of a mate and was at our table in the beer garden talking poker. He'll be on Late Night Poker on C4 in the near future and has been on Las Vegas Uncovered on Sky One.</description>
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		<title>Sisqo Inferno</title>
		<description>Here are all the divis that bands paid out this week... global sales dictated most of this week's returns, and Sisqo proved to be still hugely undervalued...17.6% - £3.14 Santana24.5% - £1.99 Sisqo10.5% - £1.78 'N Sync18.8% - £1.69 Destiny's Child15.... </description>
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		<title>MGM Grand</title>
		<description>Chaka Khan, Celine Dion, Mary J Blige, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Jewel, Lisa Marie Presley, Ashanti, Shania Twain, Pat Benatar, Isley Brothers, Queen Latifah, Sharon Osbourne and STEVIE WONDER!... </description>
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