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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Frank Skinner last night</title>
		<description>Quite a good gig last night, Frank was funny and rude, and likeable because of his self depracating ways. He did two sets, with an interval, and then came back to do a little song on his banjo too. He's on tour for another two months, so see him if y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Frank Skinner last night&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;Rated 4.69/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night</link>
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		<title>Do you know the date of that gig?</title>
		<description>Cowboy boots, well metal \m/Lanterns might be good for gigs, give them a try. Google for who promotes gigs there, there are a few I think....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10110/Do+you+know+the+date+of+that+gig%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Transport updates</title>
		<description>Journey times have been much better since Monday. If I race out of the door here at six, I get a train at Cannon Street that gets me home without changing for eight fifteen. Bit boring travelling on my own, but I'm plodding on with these book, and re... </description>
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		<title>Hmm, you could also try</title>
		<description>www.mrgig.com, they both seem to be mostly pub bands to me though. I would give whoever promotes the bands at Lanterns (that used to promote at Stripes), that seems to be more the style of music, and they don't seem to bother with the other local ban... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8150/Hmm%2C+you+could+also+try</link>
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		<title>Tiring weekender...</title>
		<description>Knackered today, just had a great dinner at The Jackdaw (though with a slight service hiccup) and now we're spending the afternoon chilling before heading back to Chambers for more beer festival action.Started the weekend sedately enough, stayed in a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8129/Tiring+weekender...&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Tiring weekender...&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8129/Tiring+weekender...&quot;&gt;Rated 5.91/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>I dream of dreaming</title>
		<description>This morning on the train into London, while I was sleeping I dreamt I was on THE VERY SAME TRAIN! I was with some other people though, not the wife, and I dreamt there was an announcement, we'd missed our slot for coming into London and now we'd hav... </description>
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		<title>Lonestar Comedy Club</title>
		<description>The next Lone Star Comedy Club takes place at the Lanterns in Folkestone, this Saturday March 18th with HOWARD READ, DAVE LEMKIN, JOE WILKINSON and compere DAN WILLIS.HOWARD READ is an award-winning stand-up comic, writer and animator. His show ‘The ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4802/Lonestar+Comedy+Club</link>
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		<title>Next Lone Star Comedy (and an explanation of the last one)</title>
		<description>Fromt www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk:hope you are all well and have survived the ultimately depressing month of january.  we had the busiest night for months at lone star last month, and i feel that we did people justice with a fantastic show, so i hope yo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4599/Next+Lone+Star+Comedy+%28and+an+explanation+of+the+last+one%29&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4599/Next+Lone+Star+Comedy+%28and+an+explanation+of+the+last+one%29</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy mini review</title>
		<description>Went to the Lone Star Comedy night at Lanterns, and it was ALRIGHT! Wasn't quite the show that was advertised, but as an added bonus we got in at a discount, so it all pans out. This was a civil service special, worked out a fiver each on booking a t... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4544/Lone+Star+Comedy+mini+review</link>
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		<title>Now that's just mean</title>
		<description>In the same weekend that the whole nation gets weepy about one (1) dead whale, there's more news about brazillions of grey squirrels being culled.Great weekend of comedy and sort of DIY. Went to the Lanterns comedy night Saturday, and quite literally... </description>
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		<title>Having a whale of a time</title>
		<description>No I'm not, still on my own, had to reheat my own tea yesterday and EVERYTHING! This guy is having a whale of a time, swimming up the Thames, it must be a lot cleaner than it looks. Was it an accident? Or has he swum up there on porpoise? Etc...Had a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4512/Having+a+whale+of+a+time</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>MATT WELCOME (our headliner comes finely recommended from our twin club in cranleigh, where he has ripped the roof off not once, but twice!  he displays a sharp, snappy skill for comic writing and claims to deliver more gags per minute than any other...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4492/Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Charlie's Shed - New Year's Eve</title>
		<description>CHARLIE’S SHED continue their comeback with a gig at the Lanterns in Folkestone on New Year’s Eve, Saturday December 31st.As experimental as The Coral, but as accessible as Oasis, the band’s sound is a fusion of heavy / melodic guitars, punk dynamics...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4307/Charlie%27s+Shed+-+New+Year%27s+Eve&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>RON VAUDRY (Intelligent, witty and sardonic, Ron Vaudry is the thinking man's comedian. A satirical genius teetering precariously at the edge of comedy, Vaudry guides audiences through a series of hilarious, yet thought provoking political and social...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4010/Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Comedy Club</title>
		<description>Bah missed the latest comedy club this Saturday but there's a special one off for the Folkestone Literary Festival featuring the following acts: ROBIN INCE (back after appearing at the club just last June, Robin has promised to perform the best bits ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3895/Comedy+Club&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Double Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Hello all, In an attempt to get everything sorted before the Edinburgh Festival gets underway this weekend, here is all the information for the beginning of our Autumn season at the Lone Star Comedy Club.  We kick things off in style in September wit... </description>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy for June</title>
		<description>Hope everyone is well and enjoying the good weather.  I have details for the next Lone Star Comedy Club - there may, or may not, be material about yoghurt so be sure to bring earplugs if you find such dairy based products offensive. On the next club ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3518/Lone+Star+Comedy+for+June&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Curry!</title>
		<description>I done some good cooking yesterday, a curry from all fresh spices and things, it's: the curry recipe I linked to here a while ago and it was really really good. We used various mixed veg, potato, peas, mushrooms and things. ACE! We doubled up, thinki... </description>
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		<title>Someone Likes Yoghurt</title>
		<description>So, that Lone Star Comedy night is a bit good isn't it? This week's lineup of Richard Herring, Gary Delaney and Owen Niblock plus resident compere Danny James were fantastic. It was my first trip to Lanterns, but those stairs are worth climbing. It's...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3462/Someone+Likes+Yoghurt&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Luminous @ The Lanterns Club</title>
		<description>&lt;br /&gt;   luminous are the best band i have seen in years,saw them in london,just so good,the vibs were spot on!!!i will be there at the lanterns! on the 20thmay</description>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>A message from Lone Star Comedy:Hope everyone is well and you all enjoyed the frankly bizarre talents of Andrew Lawrence last month.  We have a phenomenal line-up for this month's club (taking place this Saturday 21st May), featuring:RICHARD HERRING ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3428/Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Richard Herring's coming to Folkestone on the 21st May, he's headlining the Lone Star Comedy evening at Lanterns. Also appearing are Gary Delaney, Owen Niblock and resident compere Danny James...Richard Herring is ace, best known for partnering Stuar...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3243/Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Jimmy Jimmy</title>
		<description>How bizarre, seems the people's champion Jimmy White is coming to The Lanterns to play a match against Tony Drago... tickets are on sale now, 20 pounds to members, 25 pounds otherwise. Enjoy!...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3238/Jimmy+Jimmy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Folkestone mushroom magic</title>
		<description>A very satisfying and self sufficient weekend, off to a secret woodland location to hunt for wild mushrooms. I was expecting a nice walk, an empty basket, and a pub lunch, but no! In about four hours of tramping we managed to bag a brace of chanterel... </description>
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		<title>Main (our calendar)</title>
		<description>Lanterns</description>
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		<title>Lanterns</title>
		<description>So, that Lone Star Comedy night is a bit good isn't it? This week's lineup of Richard Herring, Gary Delaney and Owen Niblock plus resident compere Danny James were fantastic. It was my first trip to Lanterns, but those stairs are w...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/32/Lanterns&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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