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		<title>Instant Darkness collection</title>
		<description>Not that anyone cares any more, but you could have all this for 200 quid:Includes the first single that I mentioned yesterday, that someone else is trying to sell for two hundred quid on it's own, and things like invites to the launch party (where I ... </description>
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		<title>A day of doing my head in</title>
		<description>Have completely failed to install a thing called HTMLDoc for work, cannot make it not core dump on this machine, so now I'm off looking for other ways to make PDFs with perl. It's making my brane hurt.Was just doing a survey on someone else's blog an... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4196/A+day+of+doing+my+head+in</link>
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		<title>Sugarmilk</title>
		<description>I saw Sugarmilk on Saturday night at The Happy Frenchman, and wasn't really impressed. The singer's got quite a strong voice in the karaoke fake emotional style, and the band can play OK, but there was something annoying about them. The soundcheck go...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3306/Sugarmilk&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>darts</category>
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		<title>Christian Slater</title>
		<description>This was in August so a long time ago, I've got about 30/40 celebs that i haven't posted and now i can't be bothered, having seen Dennis / Richard on Friday hopefully i'll start up again now, i'm in a bit of a backlog.  Anyway, out of all of those th... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>edinburgh</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6329/Christian+Slater</link>
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		<description>Not sure what any of this means, it's an email I was just forwarded, I think the Fighting Cocks are doing a gig in Hackney... bands &quot;11ish&quot;, man if even PR time is being vague then we're in for a late night... Too late for us I think, the &quot;me&quot; mentio... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2030/</link>
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		<title>Popbitch Karaoke</title>
		<description>Possibly got some popbitch karaoke going on today, to promote the new Bill Murray film Lost In Translation...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/577/Popbitch+Karaoke</link>
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		<title>Popbitch Karaoke Fallout</title>
		<description>Popbitch Karaoke was &quot;genius&quot; say the XFM Remix chaps, I like to think they're referring just to me there, everyone else was rubbish...They have Banana Bread Beer on tap in The Defoe now, it's tastes more watery than the bottled version, which is a b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/246/Popbitch+Karaoke+Fallout</link>
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		<title>Lauren Laverne</title>
		<description>Saw Lauren in the Popbitch room at the Kill All Hippies night on Friday night... not sure if she saw me, if you hear her on the radio talking about a fantastic karaoke rendition of Livin' On A Prayer, let me know.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5775/Lauren+Laverne</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Weekender</title>
		<description>Booked into La Bamba Mexican Restaurant, Hythe which I just found via Hythe Live. I think it's not up to date, as I'm sure the fantastic Kai's has closed now. Also going to Chambers again which I'm really looking forward to - proper beer, pool table ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/225/Folkestone+Weekender&quot;&gt;Rated 3.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>italian</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>pasta</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/225/Folkestone+Weekender</link>
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		<title>CSS</title>
		<description>Got Clare's CV fixed up, using proper CSS and that. Had a bit of trouble with the lists overnight, wanted to include things that were lists as proper lists, ie;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;    &amp;lt;li&amp;gt;element 1&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;    &amp;lt;li&amp;gt;element 2&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;    &amp;lt;li&amp;g... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/213/CSS</link>
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		<title>Har Mar Superstar</title>
		<description>Har Mar Super Star was there also. He did Karaoke but was nowhere near as good as Pauly.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5779/Har+Mar+Superstar</link>
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		<title>Frank Poullain</title>
		<description>Frank Darkness was watching ME do karaoke at the Darkness album launch party last night. Briefly. Actually I think he walked into the room to see who was being hurt and then walked out again.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5747/Frank+Poullain</link>
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		<title>WILL YOUNG CONCERT!</title>
		<description>Will Young has been invited by The Queen to perform some karaoke in her garden on June 3rd.Oh, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton, Tom Jones, Phil Collins, Aretha Franklin, Brian Wilson and the remaining members of Queen will also be there. The... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7528/WILL+YOUNG+CONCERT%21</link>
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		<title>ACE Suede competition!</title>
		<description>As previously reported, Suede have a DVD - &quot;Lost In TV&quot; - out on the 26th November, and http://www.suede.net]] have given me some exclusive promo CDs to share with you...The DVD will contain all SEVENTEEN of Suede's singles so far, plus bonus materia... </description>
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		<title>Suede 'Lost In TV'</title>
		<description>Suede release a DVD on the 26th of November, &quot;Lost In TV&quot;...According to http://www.Suede.net the DVD will include all 17 of Suede's UK singles, an &quot;on the couch&quot; commentary from the group, exclusive footage from the band's archives, Suede's 1995 fil... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7529/Suede+%27Lost+In+TV%27</link>
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		<title>Updatarama</title>
		<description>Latest news from the Scalarama massive is that openers Reverend Pike have all broken their legs or something, so they're not playing, but Martin Carr has been added to the DJing roster... full ineup follows...Main Stage:12.30-13.00 &quot;Very Special Gues... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7497/Updatarama</link>
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		<title>Daphne And Celeste</title>
		<description>&gt; Ooh, stick you! It got to about 10pm, and I &gt; decided I was too tired, so we went home... &gt; was it good?GOOD? it was like the Pistols mate. highlights included:- a NEW SONG that sounds like Benny Goodman karaoke.- a moshpit- VILENCE including water... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7474/Daphne+And+Celeste</link>
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		<title>The Cross</title>
		<description>With free bar and rock karaoke! Just found invites and a promotional sick bag, was I that bad?</description>
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		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2107/The+Cross</link>
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