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		<title>A mighty wind</title>
		<description>Fierce storm last night, made quite a racket. Didn't realise until this morning it had taken down one of the trees in our garden:... </description>
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		<category>storm</category>
		<category>weather</category>
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		<title>A new dawn, a new hope, a new America, etc</title>
		<description>A shift away from Conservatism, it's Obama what won it. The number of seats makes it look like a proper drubbing, Barack Obama winning two for each one that John McCain did, and it wasn't close like George W Bush's controversial win, but it looked li... </description>
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		<category>usa</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>us election</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11678/A+new+dawn%2C+a+new+hope%2C+a+new+America%2C+etc</link>
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		<title>Happy Halloween</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeresig/2981496331/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=\&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/2981496331_d61451fd80_o.jpg\&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is there a geekier pumpkin out there?</description>
		<category>halloween</category>
		<category>jquery</category>
		<category>pumpkin</category>
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		<title>A bit I contributed to from the popbitch book</title>
		<description>Well kind of, Clare and I brought this tiger back from Las Vegas and gave it to Camilla, who has used it in her Siegfried and Roy recreation in the book:... </description>
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		<category>siegfried and roy</category>
		<category>las vegas</category>
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		<category>popbitch book</category>
		<category>tiger</category>
		<category>white tiger</category>
		<category>montecore</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11639/A+bit+I+contributed+to+from+the+popbitch+book</link>
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		<title>Talk about hedging your bets</title>
		<description>New KISS t-shirts. I guess they're saying &quot;just make sure you vote&quot;, but it's a bit like selling arms to both sides of the war isn't it?... </description>
		<category>kiss</category>
		<category>t shirt</category>
		<category>shirt</category>
		<category>band</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>america</category>
		<category>election</category>
		<category>mccain</category>
		<category>obama</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11598/Talk+about+hedging+your+bets</link>
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		<title>Arr!</title>
		<description>Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... </description>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<category>talk like a pirate</category>
		<category>pirate</category>
		<category>vegas</category>
		<category>las vegas</category>
		<category>treasulre island</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11584/Arr%21</link>
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		<title>VW Beetle &quot;van&quot; for sale</title>
		<description>Check this out, a VW Beetle that looks like a van. Can I buy it please, the wife?... </description>
		<category>vw</category>
		<category>vw van</category>
		<category>vw beetle</category>
		<category>beetle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11568/VW+Beetle+%22van%22+for+sale</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11566</guid>
		<title>Precision engineering?</title>
		<description>Are you a major shipbuilder looking for some machine components? How about a vintage aeroplane fan who needs some custom remade components? Structural engineering components? Marine leisure industry components? No, I thought not, but I'm thinking of ... </description>
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		<category>fareham engineering</category>
		<category>fareham precision engineers</category>
		<category>hampshire precision engineer</category>
		<category>custom engineering</category>
		<category>maritime renovation</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11566/Precision+engineering%3F</link>
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		<title>Free art fun day at the Leas Cliff Hall, Thursday 11th September</title>
		<description>Make clothes out of &quot;trash&quot;? Is this our Leas Cliff Hall, in Folkestone, or somewhere in the USA?...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11561/Free+art+fun+day+at+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall%2C+Thursday+11th+September&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Free art fun day at the Leas Cliff Hall, Thursday 11th September&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11561/Free+art+fun+day+at+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall%2C+Thursday+11th+September&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11561/Free+art+fun+day+at+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall%2C+Thursday+11th+September</link>
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		<title>Attack of the Clones</title>
		<description>I like this!Via kosso.wordpress.com.... </description>
		<category>kosso</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11530/Attack+of+the+Clones</link>
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		<title>Speaking of tipping, see what tipped over</title>
		<description>This tree tipped up in the high winds I guess:That's the terrace / smoking area of The Bank Bar under that tree, don't suppose there was anyone sat out there with today's weather anyway. This looked fresh, it must have only just happened. Snapped tod...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11512/Speaking+of+tipping%2C+see+what+tipped+over&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Speaking of tipping, see what tipped over&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2560500877_ab3d883ebb_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11512/Speaking+of+tipping%2C+see+what+tipped+over&quot;&gt;Rated 8.62/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>chinese</category>
		<category>buffet</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>all you can eat</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>tree</category>
		<category>kalal</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>wii</category>
		<category>marsh maze</category>
		<category>maize maze</category>
		<category>marsh maize maze</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11512/Speaking+of+tipping%2C+see+what+tipped+over</link>
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		<title>Tree blown down in front of Kalala</title>
		<description>You wouldn't want to have been sat outside The Bank Bar today. Came across this on my way home today, looks like it can only just have happened. If you have a dinner booked at Kalala tonight, I think you'll be using the side entrance......  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11511/Tree+blown+down+in+front+of+Kalala&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Tree blown down in front of Kalala&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2560500877_ab3d883ebb_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11511/Tree+blown+down+in+front+of+Kalala&quot;&gt;Rated 8.62/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0781</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1718</geo:long>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11511/Tree+blown+down+in+front+of+Kalala</link>
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		<title>Has anyone seen Clare?</title>
		<description>And I assumed she just headed off to Barcelona as planned! Someone's got her! Can you read that phone number?I'm posting a lot more this weekend. Can you tell I am bored? I've even done some cleaning and some DIY, and for TWO walks around town.... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11479/Has+anyone+seen+Clare%3F</link>
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		<title>&quot;if you haven't already had a peek, go up to the bayle and have a look at window, no 13 the bayle.&quot;</title>
		<description>That was the advice from www.folkestonefringe.com, so I did.Probably not worth making a major detour for. Perhaps it changes every day though and brightens up someones walk to work, from the niceness of The Bayle into the grimness of the town centre.... </description>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>fringe</category>
		<category>folkestone fringe</category>
		<category>the bayle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11477/%22if+you+haven%27t+already+had+a+peek%2C+go+up+to+the+bayle+and+have+a+look+at+window%2C+no+13+the+bayle.%22</link>
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		<title>Some old photos of Folkestone</title>
		<description>I bought an album of photos not so long ago and these photos of Wear Bay Road and Folkestone were included in it. I thought you might like to see them and possibly pass on the the ones of Wear Bay Road to any residents of houses featured. I don't kno...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11473/Some+old+photos+of+Folkestone&quot;&gt;Rated 4.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0786</geo:lat>
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		<category>old photos</category>
		<category>wear bay road</category>
		<category>folkestone history</category>
		<category>pavilion hotel</category>
		<category>burstin</category>
		<category>folkestone harbour</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11473/Some+old+photos+of+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>New google walking directions (needs some work)</title>
		<description>120 miles on foot or two miles by road, hmm. I think they put these deliberate mistakes in there just to get people talking.Talking of google, www.cuil.com is launched, they've been spidering this site for a while, it's a new search site started by s... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<category>google map</category>
		<category>map</category>
		<category>maps</category>
		<category>cuil</category>
		<category>cuil.com</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11462/New+google+walking+directions+%28needs+some+work%29</link>
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		<title>Lovely wedding!</title>
		<description>Went to a wedding at the weekend, and it was lovely. Got out of work early Friday, trained up to meet Clare at Auberge, then a step around the corner to The Wellington at Waterloo to get a real ale, then another step around another corner to a pub th... </description>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11431/Lovely+wedding%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone pub mapplet</title>
		<description>Heard of Mapplets? No? Used Google maps though haven't you? Wouldn't you like to add the Folkestone pub map without having to visit this site? You can! add it to your map. Now you can find a local pub (or in lots of other towns actually) from with Go... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>mapplet</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11424/Folkestone+pub+mapplet</link>
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		<title>Elephants!</title>
		<description>Clare saw elephants on the way to work this morning:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/2631144610/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2631144610_8307dc32bd.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;From Flickr&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;     </description>
		<category>elephants</category>
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		<title>I bought a thing</title>
		<description>This is what I bought at the boot fair yesterday, but was too traumatised to write about because of squished finger:It's a valet like this one, but a bit nicer I think. It looks older than it is and I've no idea what wood it's made out of, it's been ... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0866</geo:lat>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>karaoke</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>valet</category>
		<category>finger</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11378/I+bought+a+thing</link>
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		<title>ouch</title>
		<description>Limited updates from me today, just shut my finger in the car door, so only my left hand is in action.Not broken, but can't type so well. Oh dear, can't do the housework either.Made my first mapplet on Friday. Going to investigate more, mapplets and ... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>gadgets</category>
		<category>widgets</category>
		<category>igoogle</category>
		<category>mapplet</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11377/ouch</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11373</guid>
		<title>Google are you taking the piss?</title>
		<description>Been getting this captcha thing from google all day, it's because we work in a big office and all share an IP address, so to the outside world it looks like lots of traffic from one computer. Honest though, there are hundreds of us here.This time I t... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>taking the piss</category>
		<category>captcha</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11373/Google+are+you+taking+the+piss%3F</link>
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		<title>They HEART Folkestone, I HEART Folkestone</title>
		<description>These guys love Folkestone, they have made these, tiny heart head, uh, THINGS. Clearly it's more I HEART NY than anything else, but I'd still like to believe there's a little piece of my pants in there - Clare's mum made me these in 2002:That was bac...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11340/They+HEART+Folkestone%2C+I+HEART+Folkestone&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0804</geo:lat>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
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		<category>indian</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>tiny heart head</category>
		<category>tesselate</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>pants</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11340/They+HEART+Folkestone%2C+I+HEART+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>the most glorious holiday destination in all England</title>
		<description>Man alive we've had a lot of press over the past couple of days (we as in Folkestone, rather than me personally), it's been great. The weekend of Triennial events itself was good and there was a real buzz about the town. I'm not entirely sure that it... </description>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>triennial</category>
		<category>folkestone triennial</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11333/the+most+glorious+holiday+destination+in+all+England</link>
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		<title>Are you down with OPP?</title>
		<description>The excellent Other People's Photographs project has been absorbed into some Channel 4 project and is putting their name to www.opp2.org. Only two pictures posted there from Folkestone, no actual connection with the OPP project as far as I can see so...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11325/Are+you+down+with+OPP%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Are you down with OPP?&quot; src=&quot;http://www.strangecargo.org.uk/gallery/gallery2.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>other peoples photographs</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>old high street</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11325/Are+you+down+with+OPP%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11296</guid>
		<title>Bring me the head of Jorge Zamudio</title>
		<description>Who are you Jorge, why have you only one favourite picture, and it's this picture of my bro-in-law's Miami apartment?I think the apartment is up for sale right now, I'm sure I can do you a deal if you get in touch.... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<category>apartment</category>
		<category>for sale</category>
		<category>apartment for sale</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>kev</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11296/Bring+me+the+head+of+Jorge+Zamudio</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11290</guid>
		<title>Useful tips for guitar beginners!</title>
		<description>This is what I was after, thank you Neil and Mark:cheat - don't use every finger on every string like the books suggest in strange cramped positions.if you want open chords 90% of songs are D C and G2 bar chord shapes and don't worry about extending ... </description>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guitar lessons</category>
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		<category>advice</category>
		<category>mark</category>
		<category>neil</category>
		<category>gaz</category>
		<category>amplifier</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11290/Useful+tips+for+guitar+beginners%21</link>
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		<title>Where'd the weekend go?</title>
		<description>In fact where did the week go since I last had something to write about? Had plenty going on, I put it down to trying to learn the guitar, and the tips of my fingers are in far too much pain to type, so sorry if I go a bit slowly.If anyone has any go... </description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>driving</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11289/Where%27d+the+weekend+go%3F</link>
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		<title>Folkestone t-shirt</title>
		<description>HiLooking for a Folkestone t-shirt with a basic design, maybe something like this...Can anyone help?Thank you... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11221/Folkestone+t-shirt</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11214</guid>
		<title>We saw this</title>
		<description>Strange halo effect around the sun, did you get it here? It was mad, I have tried to photo it but couldn't get back far enough. How do you get further away from the sun?Aha, reflected in my new shades! We really did see this in the sky though.... </description>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>sun</category>
		<category>halo</category>
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