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PopEx not really being closed

Happy April Fools all.

Now please stop emailing me with suggestions of how to keep it running, it was just a gag.

What I have mostly liked

Here is what I have been sent and liked over the past week...Oasis' new single... the lead track "Sunday Morning Call" is a lot of tired old arse, but there's a track called "Full On", and it does what it says on the tin, it rocks like a volcano...Ha...

I was hoping that Queen musical was a JOKE!

BUT NO! From our ticket shop:ROBERT DE NIRO presents WE WILL ROCK YOU by QUEEN and BEN ELTON Everywhere, the kids watch the same movies, wear the same fashions and think the same thoughts. It's a safe, happy Ga Ga world. Unless you're a rebel. Unless...

No it was you made the joke about dog milk

I've never even heard of Red Dwarf, you must be mistaken.

The cider is good, very dry and quite strong. I might put in for a regular delivery, at realdrink.org

Fareham to become a dry town

Police hope a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Fareham from June 1 will also cut anti-social behaviour in the town.Signs will soon start appearing in hot-spots across the area, warning residents about the new powers.This really does apply in pubs, r...

I do not have a new job, I am not applying for another job

This caused some confusion, sorry, it was just a joke. I am almost certainly not going to be the new singer in Aerosmith. I think it's that people just scanned the headlines of the blog and didn't follow the links off to nme.com and so on.Hoping for ...

Snow joke getting in today

National Rail said there were no delays on my route between Folkestone and Westenhanger this morning and BBC Breakfast were obviously fed the same lie. Got to the station, earlier trains had not yet run, no danger of one running soon either. Guard on...

Henry Rollins

Some rubbish spoken word thing. He is frightening so we laughed at his jokes anyway.

Tony Stockwell

Psychic... is it time for me "I'm a medium" joke again already?

Lee Mack in Bristol

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack in Nottingham

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Chris Addison

At last! Chris Addison is back with a brand new show of his critically acclaimed stand-up. Daftness! Whimsy! Jokes! Lies! Smartarsery! Flapping about! All present and correct.

Lee Mack in Cambridge

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Jokers Rage

Jokin' Apart

Classic Rock Cover. 8pm Free

Jimmy Carr - Joke Technician

Lee Mack Live

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack in Manchester

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack Live

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Pete Firman - Jokes & Tricks

7.00

Beat Redemption, Joker, Starkey

Killing Joke in London

75.90

SHIT THE BED VS THE BLAST 4TH BIRTHDAY, High Contrast, Joker, Boy 8 Bit, Mad Professor (Live), N-Type, DBRIDGE, INSTRA:MENTAL & SP:MC (Autonomic showca, Reso, Netsky, Baobinga, Warrior One, Man Like Me, Heatwave, Interface

16.00

Fozzy - Matinee Show, Jokers, Halcyon Way, Nightvision

13.50

Killing Joke

Fozzy, Forever Never, Halcyon Way, Jokers

12.50

Lee Mack Live

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack in Westcliff-on-Sea

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack in Salford Quays

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Lee Mack in Birmingham

Highly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...

Killing Joke

20.00

Clairvoyance evening

Just too late for the weekly mailout! "Cancelled due to unforseen circumstances"... not really. what do you mean you knew I was going to make that joke? Spooky...

Clairvoyance evening

In time for the weekly mailout this time! "Cancelled due to unforseen circumstances"... not really. what do you mean you knew I was going to make that joke? Spooky (again).

Killing Joke in Bristol

60.50

Killing Joke in Norwich

77.00

Killing Joke in London

42.35