PopEx not really being closedHappy April Fools all.<br /><br />Now please stop emailing me with suggestions of how to keep it running, it was just a gag.What I have mostly likedHere is what I have been sent and liked over the past week...Oasis' new single... the lead track "Sunday Morning Call" is a lot of tired old arse, but there's a track called "Full On", and it does what it says on the tin, it rocks like a volcano...Ha... I was hoping that Queen musical was a JOKE!BUT NO! From our ticket shop:ROBERT DE NIRO presents WE WILL ROCK YOU by QUEEN and BEN ELTON Everywhere, the kids watch the same movies, wear the same fashions and think the same thoughts. It's a safe, happy Ga Ga world. Unless you're a rebel. Unless... No it was you made the joke about dog milkI've never even heard of <strong>Red Dwarf</strong>, you must be mistaken.<br /><br />The cider is good, very dry and quite strong. I might put in for a regular delivery, at <a href="http://www.realdrink.org">realdrink.org</a>Fareham to become a dry townPolice hope a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Fareham from June 1 will also cut anti-social behaviour in the town.Signs will soon start appearing in hot-spots across the area, warning residents about the new powers.This really does apply in pubs, r... I do not have a new job, I am not applying for another jobThis caused some confusion, sorry, it was just a joke. I am almost certainly not going to be the new singer in Aerosmith. I think it's that people just scanned the headlines of the blog and didn't follow the links off to nme.com and so on.Hoping for ... Snow joke getting in todayNational Rail said there were no delays on my route between Folkestone and Westenhanger this morning and BBC Breakfast were obviously fed the same lie. Got to the station, earlier trains had not yet run, no danger of one running soon either. Guard on... Henry RollinsSome rubbish spoken word thing. He is frightening so we laughed at his jokes anyway.Tony StockwellPsychic... is it time for me "I'm a medium" joke again already?Lee Mack in BristolHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee Mack in NottinghamHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Chris AddisonAt last! Chris Addison is back with a brand new show of his critically acclaimed stand-up. Daftness! Whimsy! Jokes! Lies! Smartarsery! Flapping about! All present and correct.Lee Mack in CambridgeHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Jokers RageJokin' ApartClassic Rock Cover. 8pm FreeJimmy Carr - Joke Technician20Lee Mack LiveHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee Mack in ManchesterHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee Mack LiveHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Pete Firman - Jokes & Tricks7.00Beat Redemption, Joker, StarkeyKilling Joke in London75.90SHIT THE BED VS THE BLAST 4TH BIRTHDAY, High Contrast, Joker, Boy 8 Bit, Mad Professor (Live), N-Type, DBRIDGE, INSTRA:MENTAL & SP:MC (Autonomic showca, Reso, Netsky, Baobinga, Warrior One, Man Like Me, Heatwave, Interface16.00Fozzy - Matinee Show, Jokers, Halcyon Way, Nightvision13.50Killing JokeFozzy, Forever Never, Halcyon Way, Jokers12.50Lee Mack LiveHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee MackHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee Mack in Westcliff-on-SeaHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee Mack in Salford QuaysHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Lee Mack in BirminghamHighly regarded in industry circles as one of comedy's most exciting new prospects, Lee's lightening sharp mind for gag writing and joke telling has set...Killing Joke20.00Clairvoyance eveningJust too late for the weekly mailout! "Cancelled due to unforseen circumstances"... not really. what do you mean you knew I was going to make that joke? Spooky...Clairvoyance eveningIn time for the weekly mailout this time! "Cancelled due to unforseen circumstances"... not really. what do you mean you knew I was going to make that joke? Spooky (again).Killing Joke in Bristol60.50Killing Joke in Norwich77.00Killing Joke in London42.35