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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Seems it's nearly time for our annual pilgrimage, The Cure are playing the O2, it's an NME brats show, except it's called the Shockwaves big gig now. Seems they're playing Brixton the night before but it's at the awards ceremony. I've been before, la...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11684/Cure+tickets&quot;&gt;Rated 5.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>tickets for the cure</category>
		<category>cure o2 tickets</category>
		<category>o2 tickets the cure</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11684/Cure+tickets</link>
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		<title>The only way Morrissey can save his reputation now</title>
		<description>Quick, get on the phone to Johnny Marr and perform a hasty gig as support to the Magic Numbers at Royal Festival Hall on Wednesday. I'm not just saying this because we're going (get us, out at a gig like it's 1997 or something, and in the week too), ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10739/The+only+way+Morrissey+can+save+his+reputation+now&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>concert</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>royal festival hall</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10739/The+only+way+Morrissey+can+save+his+reputation+now</link>
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		<title>RE: Too busy being festive to update</title>
		<description>From Hell is great - in fact, I haven't seen many Johnny Depp films that I haven't liked apart from the awful remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (never the same without Gene Wilder, who curiously looked a little bit like my dad).</description>
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		<title>Too busy being festive to update</title>
		<description>Been doing all the usual things though, one lot of xmas drinks with some friends that I don't see often enough, no christmas drinks with other friends that I'm not going to see now until after christmas, what with living too far away, a great shame. ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9846/Too+busy+being+festive+to+update</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Sat behind us at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=spamalot&quot; title=&quot;Amazon:  Spamalot&quot;&gt;Spamalot&lt;/a&gt;, yesterday, wearing a baseball hat.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9745/Johnny+Vegas</link>
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		<title>Spamalot</title>
		<description>Spamalot was quite good, not brilliant, best bit for me was seeing Tim Curry in the lead role. It's all the same story / jokes as the film.Went to The Three Greyhounds before the show, very good, small but nice old pub style pub. Four real ales on an... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9744/Spamalot</link>
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		<title>The happy frenchman,christchurch</title>
		<description>what a shame about what happened,another sign that folkestone is going down the toilet even further!!!! :( &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8789/The+happy+frenchman%2Cchristchurch&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>pool</category>
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		<category>darts</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8789/The+happy+frenchman%2Cchristchurch</link>
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		<title>Harry Clarke on Ebay</title>
		<description>Just searching on a whim and I found this Hans Andersen's Fairy Tales, illustrated by Harry Clarke. This is Harry Clarke who is Clare's great grand uncle, no blood relation to we Clarkes, but now part of my family. The book must have just been put on... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8735/Harry+Clarke+on+Ebay</link>
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		<title>RE: Professor Predicts Human Time Travel This Century</title>
		<description>http://display.lyrics.astraweb.com:2000/display.cgi?johnny_hates_jazz..turn_back_the_clock..turn_back_the_clock</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8050/RE%3A+Professor+Predicts+Human+Time+Travel+This+Century</link>
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		<title>Radiohead tickets</title>
		<description>Start queueing now maybe to see Radiohead on a tour of small(ish) venues in May:Copenhagen KB Hall (6th + 7th)Amsterdam Heineken Hall (9th + 10th)Blackpool Empress Ballroom (12th + 13th)Wolverhampton Civic (15th + 16th)London Hammersmith Apollo (18th... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6556/Radiohead+tickets</link>
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		<title>I'm a morning person!!!!</title>
		<description>Who was that clown on the train this morning - was it you? He was muttering to himself when there was no-one to talk to, and as soon as anyone sat near him hi gibbered and chattered and got them talking too... this disturbed my sleep. If you're on th... </description>
		<category>terry pratchett</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>raymond feist</category>
		<category>train</category>
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		<category>transport</category>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>mighty boosh</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4491/I%27m+a+morning+person%21%21%21%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Matt was the drummer wasn't he?</title>
		<description>yeah matt was the drummer.&lt;br /&gt;Originally there was Matt, Simon, Stuart, Chris and Johnny, then Matt left and I can't remember what the new drummer was called.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6410/RE%3A+Matt+was+the+drummer+wasn%27t+he%3F</link>
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		<title>Andy Burrows</title>
		<description>he was with johnny last night.  He is the drummer out of razorlight.  There is nothing interesting to say about him.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5982/Andy+Burrows</link>
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		<title>johnny borrell</title>
		<description>he was also out to see the spinto band last night.  He was wearing a wooly black hat.  There was no need.  It was quite warm in there.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5981/johnny+borrell</link>
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		<title>Los Angeles</title>
		<description>So, we sadly had to leave Santa Barbara, and we drove on down to LA... Was a bit intimidated at the thought of driving in LA, I've only driven London once or twice before and that was a long time ago, mostly I've only done gentle village roads. The j... </description>
		<category>la</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3918/Los+Angeles</link>
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		<title>Superman</title>
		<description>We saw him, really we did, in Hollywood. He was walking, and alive!We missed Johnny Depp by just ONE DAY, he was having his handprints done outside Mann's Chinese Theatre the day after we left...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6476/Superman</link>
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		<title>Saw NO-ONE while on holiday</title>
		<description>I thought it was THE LAW that you saw famous people at airports? I think I saw someone from wifeswap at LAX, but can't be sure, pretty feeble... We spent some time in a bar in LA that I found out on getting home is Morrissey's favourite... but no sig... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6456/Saw+NO-ONE+while+on+holiday</link>
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		<title>Johnny Borell &amp; the drummer from Razorlight</title>
		<description>About a month ago on Camden high street. They were sitting in the back of a really cool American 1950's convertable. Don't know who was driving. They had the top down and the music was really loud. They were both wearing t-shirts and Johnny was weari... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6391/Johnny+Borell+%26+the+drummer+from+Razorlight</link>
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		<title>How to Cut...</title>
		<description>Got me a nice set of Global knives for Christmas so info like this is very useful: The tomate (tomato) is very common, especially in Southern France. Its unique structure presents the need for some unique cutting methods. No more severed finger tendo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2684/How+to+Cut...</link>
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		<title>La Vue</title>
		<description>Popped into La Vue thought it was very good, liked the decor and will certainly be returning. Hope the place does well and it was nice to a modern wine bar outside of London.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2633/La+Vue</link>
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		<title>Johnny Borrel, Carl, Gwen Stefani, Gavin from Bush</title>
		<description>well well well, there i was planning to start up me own website and here it already is! no only joking. But seriously. I seem to find them all. the who box wouldnt allow me to write everyone else i have seen. But oh i can tell you, there have been ma... </description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6236/Johnny+Borrel%2C+Carl%2C+Gwen+Stefani%2C+Gavin+from+Bush</link>
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		<title>Email, weemail more like</title>
		<description>Monster email problems today, seemingly nothing can cope with the amount of spam I'm getting. I'm possibly going to get my own mail server soon, as I attract and generate so much. I've moved temporarily from my Linux machine to a windows PC so I can ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1872/Email%2C+weemail+more+like</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Spotted the big man for the fourth time this week in The Pembroke, last night.Saw his chums first, two people this time from Who's Ready For Ice Cream, the manager guy and the ice cream guy were sat with Chris Evans, and Johnny turned up later. He ha... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6188/Johnny+Vegas</link>
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		<title>Chris Evans</title>
		<description>The ginger whinger is NO LONGER GINGER! He was in the garden of The Pembroke last night, and he has blong hair now, and a very pink face.He was there with chums of Johnny Vegas, two people I recognised from Who's Ready For Ice Cream it looked like it... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6189/Chris+Evans</link>
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		<title>IPOD vs Cassette</title>
		<description>Time for an injection of STUFF, been neglecting the blog slightly recently. I thought that when I got the pocket pc and wireless network I'd be doing more internetting while sat in front of the TV and so on, but mostly we're using it for playing Jawb... </description>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1862/IPOD+vs+Cassette</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Johnny Vegas was in The Pembroke, Regents Park Road last night about 6pm. Not drawing attention to himself or anything, I guess he's a shy and private guy, just sat, having a drink, and the prancing round in a ruddy great green sating &quot;look at me&quot; su... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6215/Johnny+Vegas</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Johnny Vegas and the guy who played his manager in Who's Ready For Icecream? are sat at a table outside Lemonia on Regents Park Road right now. They had cleared their plates, so I couldn't tell what they'd been eating.... </description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5789/Johnny+Vegas</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>The generously proprortioned funny man was just being accosted by some builders on Regents Park Road.We recently watched Who's ready for ice cream and it's not very good.... </description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5793/Johnny+Vegas</link>
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		<title>I'm ready for my close up Mr Burton</title>
		<description>They're STILL filming something on Manor Road, in a big old building that has &quot;Depository&quot; on the front, the trucks have been camped outside it for a few days now, and you can see lights and things inside. In my mind, it's Johnny Depp filming Charlie... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1758/I%27m+ready+for+my+close+up+Mr+Burton</link>
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		<title>Johnny Marr</title>
		<description>Having his tea obv.  On Sunday.  In Manchester.</description>
		<category>20</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6045/Johnny+Marr</link>
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		<title>Bull and Gate</title>
		<description>and &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/johnny+domino&quot;&gt;Johnny Domino&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2086/Bull+and+Gate</link>
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