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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>mitch benn</category>
		<category>michael fabbri</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
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		<title>TFI The Weekend</title>
		<description>Bit of a choppy working week, but now two days respite. Which is nice. So, off to see the family in a few minutes, hence being up and about at this time.Quiet night in last night, Brand new Rebus on TV, lots of swearing for an ITV show I thought, the... </description>
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		<category>qi</category>
		<category>auction</category>
		<category>stephen fry</category>
		<category>alan davies</category>
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		<title>Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!</title>
		<description>Imagine that... Overslept Sunday morning, so we went to Escondido for lunch instead. The chef got my food wrong again, so for the second time in a row mine came free, that's nice. Apparently Escondido weren't quite recovered from a disaster the previ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;Rated 7.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
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		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>tv</category>
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		<category>green wing</category>
		<category>nathan barley</category>
		<category>little britain</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>Tosh.So a company they use to make programs spiced up a show, it's hardly earth shattering. And so they messed up a couple of competitions - the technology for those things is quite flakey and no-one was hugely out of pocket like they were on Richard... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10338/RE%3A+Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<title>Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>The BBC are a bit annoying at the moment aren't they? If they're not punking the the queen with crazy video pranks, they're ripping off the public with phoney competitions. Why not get rid of the licence fee, and replace it with a subscription for BB... </description>
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		<category>tv</category>
		<category>rant</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10335/Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<title>DigiTV ROCKS</title>
		<description>Yep - that's the card I was recommending as well ! You can record a 'multiplex' at a time (a multiplex is a bunch of channels that get broadcast on the same frequency) so you can't record all TV output ;) But if it's on the same multiplex you can rec... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8712/DigiTV+ROCKS</link>
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		<title>No, *not* grey squirrel curry!</title>
		<description>Bad ITV, squirrels are friends, not food! Lord Inglewood, patron of North West Red Alert tries some the shock tactic of suggesting celebrities feed our furry friends to small children:What about celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver promoting it for scho... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7947/No%2C+%2Anot%2A+grey+squirrel+curry%21</link>
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		<title>Lonestar Comedy Club</title>
		<description>The next Lone Star Comedy Club takes place at the Lanterns in Folkestone, this Saturday March 18th with HOWARD READ, DAVE LEMKIN, JOE WILKINSON and compere DAN WILLIS.HOWARD READ is an award-winning stand-up comic, writer and animator. His show ‘The ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4802/Lonestar+Comedy+Club</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury Festival hit by rain</title>
		<description>&quot;A few unlucky ones just arriving at the site this morning - some unprepared for the rain in flip-flops and shorts - faced the prospect of pitching their tents in the storm&quot;... now what sort of fool would do that? I must put those old pictures online... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3589/Glastonbury+Festival+hit+by+rain</link>
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		<title>Labour in Folky</title>
		<description>The media eh? ITV were down at the harbour talking about about immigration, then(while still supposedly in Folky) cut to somewhere like Brick Lane - what were they trying to say?</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3167/Labour+in+Folky</link>
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		<title>Good Morning, Grate TV</title>
		<description>Has anyone been watching Smallville? Isn't it ACE? I watched the first two episodes yesterday, thanks to a repeat on Channel Four... It's WAAAAY influenced by Buffy, and also the X-Files but it's top stuff... It's not nearly as &quot;Muppet Babies&quot; as it ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7119/Good+Morning%2C+Grate+TV</link>
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		<title>PopEx.TV</title>
		<description>Big up to Jason from ITV's The Web Review for making popEx his &quot;pick of the week&quot; last nighthttp://www.thewebreview.com/reviews/jas29.htmMissed it myself, duh, did anyone see it?Welcome to all new punters who have found us through the TV...... </description>
		<category>18</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7235/PopEx.TV</link>
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		<title>Base-ic instinct</title>
		<description>Live on &quot;The Base&quot; tonight are Toploader, I'm sure you'll be leaving the Gorillaz gig early to catch that...Ploploader (cheers) are headlining Brixton Academy tomorrow night, can you adam and eve it?Also featured are Alisha's Attic, Orbital, Stereo M... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6919/Base-ic+instinct</link>
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		<title>TV Tonight</title>
		<description>ITV tonight, about 11.30, sees the first episode of new music show &quot;The Base&quot;...This is going to have live bands, playing live, as well as all the usual stuff...Tonight's live performance will be Muse doing a cover of Nina Simone's &quot;Feeling Good&quot;, In... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6805/TV+Tonight</link>
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		<title>Would the real best single please stand up?</title>
		<description>The man with Stan, Eminem tops our version of ITV's &quot;Single of the Year&quot; poll...Asked to pick from the list of 20 nominations, you've gone for Eminem's &quot;The Real Slim Shady&quot; as top, Bloodhound Gang's &quot;The Bad Touch&quot;, and Spiller (featuring Sophie Ell... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6686/Would+the+real+best+single+please+stand+up%3F</link>
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