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		<title>Remote light switch has arrived</title>
		<description>If you never hear from me again it is because I've tried to do some mains electrics by myself and it's gone horribly wrong. Dad helped replace the dry liner that I broke on the bathroom light switch, it seemed to go smoothly, we can isolate the power... </description>
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		<title>Is this an attempt to post an ad here?</title>
		<description>Um, good work... Not entirely convinced by your argument that the electric ones are allowed and the gas ones not, the law's a bit grey about these things... Go careful if you're buying one, you're only really allowed to use them on private land...Eba... </description>
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		<title>Get Breeders tickets here!</title>
		<description>&amp;#9760;Breeders @ The Academy, Birmingham (Tue 28 May)&amp;#9760;The Breeders @ Queen Margarets Union, Glasgow (Wed 29 May)&amp;#9760;Breeders @ Manchester University, Manchester (Thu 30 May)&amp;#9760;Breeders @ Astoria, London (Sat 1 Jun)&amp;#9760;The Breeders @ ... </description>
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		<category>all tomorrows parties</category>
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		<title>Coo, more free stuff</title>
		<description>The latest band to join the &quot;bribe ourselves a better dividend&quot; bandwagon are DOVES, and they've done it in the most style so far... There are regular copies of the single &quot;The Cedar Room&quot;, and promo only copies of the single, which are different, an... </description>
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		<title>Nice spamming attempt</title>
		<description>The engagement ring has a diamond, the wedding rings do not. I don't believe all that bullshit about how the engagement ring must be this and must cost this much etc, it's propaganda put about by diamond and precious metal merchants. I did fall for i... </description>
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		<title>About to attempt bath #4</title>
		<description>Feed time for Harry now, then going to try another bath. He's not keen so far, first bath was a proper screamer, next one he was OK with, then yesterdays was bad once again. Will report back on this one, possibly days later before I'm back on the com... </description>
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		<title>Weekend treats</title>
		<description>Trying again, after my browser crash fiasco, will undoubtedly miss detail this time as I'm bored of writing the same thing. Yes even more bored than you are of reading it!Had a great weekend, here are the highlights. Took some time to stop and think ... </description>
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		<category>portsmouth</category>
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		<category>guildhall walk</category>
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		<category>pizza express</category>
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		<title>The Darkness</title>
		<description>Back to &lt;strong&gt;Uncle Bobs&lt;/strong&gt;, and an attempt at some Christmas carols...</description>
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		<title>John Edward in Birmingham</title>
		<description>John Edward TicketsMedium, author and talk show host. John Edwards performs as a psychic medium in an attempt to communicate with the spirits of the...</description>
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		<title>John Edward in London</title>
		<description>John Edward TicketsMedium, author and talk show host. John Edwards performs as a psychic medium in an attempt to communicate with the spirits of the...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>John Edward, Reading Not Guaranteed</title>
		<description>John Edward TicketsMedium, author and talk show host. John Edwards performs as a psychic medium in an attempt to communicate with the spirits of the...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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