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		<title>The internet's all gone a bit rude today</title>
		<description>As if it wasn't bad enough not being able to avoid seeing Abi Titmuss' home videos at every click, link of the day on memepool is dog toy or marital aid, it's one of those b3ta type quizzes... So, trying to keep things clean, it seems some of my blog... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1663/The+internet%27s+all+gone+a+bit+rude+today</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">2035</guid>
		<title>Internet Bollocks Explorer</title>
		<description>That browser checking nonsense is soooooo 1990s... vote with your mouse and don't go there.  DON'T install the Firefox user agent spoofer - be proud that you're using Firefox and make it appear in their webserver access log and make them change...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2035/Internet+Bollocks+Explorer</link>
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		<title>IMDB the Internet movie database</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2718/IMDB+the+Internet+movie+database</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">3351</guid>
		<title>Get of the internets and go to bed</title>
		<description>you drunken buffoon!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3351/Get+of+the+internets+and+go+to+bed</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">3360</guid>
		<title>Oh no, he's downloaded the internet!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho&quot;&gt;Doctor Who&lt;/a&gt; was ace &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/episodes/dalek.shtml&quot;&gt;this week&lt;/a&gt;, the poor cute Dalek all on his own!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3360/Oh+no,+he%27s+downloaded+the+internet!</link>
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		<title>Half the internet is broke!</title>
		<description>Hmm, local DNS probs maybe, or a chunk of the internet has been bombed out... popex.com and google.com and radiotimes.com NO, but popbitch.com and clarkeology.com and kissonline.com YES, it's a wacky one. And now it's all back, what a pointless post.... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4657/Half+the+internet+is+broke!</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6680</guid>
		<title>Rah, NME didn't let me down</title>
		<description>They've featured us in their &quot;essential websites&quot; guide, part of the AltaVista sponsored &quot;internet guide&quot; pull out in this week's issue, very nice... Also in the &quot;fun and games&quot; section are:popjustice.compopbitch.comchasndave.co.ukbless 'em... This w... </description>
		<category>nme</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6680/Rah,+NME+didn%27t+let+me+down</link>
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		<title>Why popEx was out of action</title>
		<description>Any idea what any of this means? It explains why popEx was unavailable last night, apparently... Here goes:During last night C&amp;W INS migrated part of their core networking to a new platform (Juniper).  During this time our RIPE IP range was mistagged... </description>
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		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6818/Why+popEx+was+out+of+action</link>
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		<title>Angus! Angus! Angus!</title>
		<description>Thanks to Aberdeen Ultimate Band List for getting popEx a mention in Internet Magazine... AUBL does exactly as it says on the tin, it's all about the music scene in Aberdeen, both visitors and home bands...Check out (and vote for) other 'zines in the... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7392/Angus!+Angus!+Angus!</link>
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		<title>Em Pee Free</title>
		<description>Pearl Jam debut a new song on the internet for the first time this week (officially that is, not counting the million bootleg MP3s probably out there...The new album &quot;Binaural&quot; is out on May 16th, but the first track &quot;Nothing As It Seems&quot; is availabl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7482/Em+Pee+Free</link>
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		<title>Subvert the internets!</title>
		<description>Interesting article here about web privacy, this guy says (correctly) that all these cool Web 2.0 services are all about using us, the humble site visitors, to organise the web for the man (and give more info about ourselves than the government would... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8453/Subvert+the+internets!</link>
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		<title>RE: Subvert the internets!</title>
		<description>You should be careful, you won't be able to ever invent any alibis for anything you've done over the past 5 years - the MAN will just check your blog and know exactly where you were.  He's probably got a few crimes lined up to charge you for.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8456/RE:+Subvert+the+internets!</link>
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		<title>Tape it off the internet</title>
		<description>Just giving this a try, they fell at the first hurdle:'Allo 'AlloThis live-action drama followed the exploits of Peter Parker, freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle. Peter is bitten by a radioactive spider while on an assignment, and gains the a... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9822/Tape+it+off+the+internet</link>
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		<title>RE: Tape it off the internet</title>
		<description>I always use uknova [www.uknova.com] for stuff like this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello mate!  Merry Chrimbo :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9827/RE:+Tape+it+off+the+internet</link>
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		<title>I know more about the internets than Tim Berners Lee</title>
		<description>It says so here, that's a professional comedy writer saying that, but he's not joking I don't think.newsbiscuit.com is a UK comedy site I helped out with when it launched, and then again last night, that could be what prompted the namecheck.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10497/I+know+more+about+the+internets+than+Tim+Berners+Lee</link>
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		<title>Internet history</title>
		<description>I made this Barfly page in 1998, and it's still there. I don't have access to that server or anything, I wonder if anyone else does? No idea who Moorhaven were or why they were singled out among all the fake Shag Frenzy dates. That was before I went ... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>barfly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history</link>
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		<title>Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail</title>
		<description>Dug out my wireless camera, to see if it could be used as a web cam - it's good quality, with sound, but more for security monitoring than sitting in front of the screen and talking. Don't think it can, but it's good to have it up and running again a... </description>
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		<category>camera</category>
		<category>wireless camera</category>
		<category>wireless security camera</category>
		<category>gmail</category>
		<category>btinternet</category>
		<category>bt home hub</category>
		<category>btopenworld</category>
		<category>smtp</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11615/Linksys+WVC54G+wireless+camera,+btinternet+SMTP+and+gmail</link>
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		<title>RE: Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail</title>
		<description>I have a similar problem and I got tired of fighting with it. Most of these cameras also will send a screen shot to an ftp server so I wrote a vbscript that polls the server and then sends an email using my workplace smtp server. Obviously, you need ... </description>
		<category>vbscript</category>
		<category>visual basic</category>
		<category>ftp</category>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>blackberry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11670/RE:+Linksys+WVC54G+wireless+camera,+btinternet+SMTP+and+gmail</link>
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		<title>What the internet knows about you</title>
		<description>Cool css :visited hack, that you can use to detect what other pages (on other people's sites) your site visitors have been to... Via @hpoom.... </description>
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		<category>css</category>
		<category>hacks</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12923/What+the+internet+knows+about+you</link>
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		<title>My one is DAB only</title>
		<description>So not an internet radio, that is something different. It's just like searching for normal radio, there aren't as many channels as I thought. There must be something out there that does what you mean.... </description>
		<category>internet radio</category>
		<category>dab radio</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13061/My+one+is+DAB+only</link>
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		<title>If I had an unlocked iphone and a Tesco SIM (with internet) would that work?</title>
		<description>There's your question of the day. Would it all work OK? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not for me.</description>
		<category>iphone</category>
		<category>tesco mobile</category>
		<category>tesco sim</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13063/If+I+had+an+unlocked+iphone+and+a+Tesco+SIM+%28with+internet%29+would+that+work%3F</link>
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		<title>Roast potato O'Clock</title>
		<description>I've had roast potatoes with the last three meals (breakfast not included, don't be ridiculous), is that too much? Generally I'm a very healthy eater but I could happily have roast potatoes with every meal going forward, how quickly would it take me ... </description>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>internet explorer</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>roast potatoes</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13075/Roast+potato+O%27Clock</link>
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		<title>All settled in the new house</title>
		<description>I should have some pictures or video, but that would be too organised. Mostly unpacked now. Finding all the stairs and stair gates inside a bit of a struggle going from a flat to a three story house, but can't complain!Some bits are a mess still but ... </description>
		<category>moving house</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>stairs</category>
		<category>stair gates</category>
		<category>bus</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13653/All+settled+in+the+new+house</link>
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		<title>Internets are on in the new house</title>
		<description>I'm in the study (um, basement) and the wifi reception is fine. Result! And the new dining table is in, we had our first dinner at it tonight. Tried to give Harry a shower, while we are waiting for the plumber to fix the bath taps, but he was having ... </description>
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		<category>harry</category>
		<category>shower</category>
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		<category>study</category>
		<category>basement</category>
		<category>dining room</category>
		<category>dining room table</category>
		<category>new house</category>
		<category>our first house</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13657/Internets+are+on+in+the+new+house</link>
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		<title>big new project is not even CLOSE to working in Internet Explorer</title>
		<description>Hmm, don't follow that link, even when I do remove the password...</description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>internet explorer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14143/big+new+project+is+not+even+CLOSE+to+working+in+Internet+Explorer</link>
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		<title>Sony Bravia KDL24EX320W LED HD 1080p TV, 24 inch, Freeview with Built-in Wi-Fi, White</title>
		<description>Thinking about this TV, any advice anyone?Probably actually get it from John Lewis but will shop around online. I thought I wanted a 32'' but not sure we have room for that in the bedroom. Don't have a lot of places to put it that aren't going to mea... </description>
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		<category>1080p</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
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		<category>john lewis</category>
		<category>smart tv</category>
		<category>internet tv</category>
		<category>iptv</category>
		<category>new tv</category>
		<category>new television</category>
		<category>television</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14527/Sony+Bravia+KDL24EX320W+LED+HD+1080p+TV,+24+inch,+Freeview+with+Built-in+Wi-Fi,+White</link>
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		<title>New telly is here!</title>
		<description>The new TV just turned up at work. Awkward that it is today, when I don't have the car, and Clare is collecting me because... turns out Clare thought I was joking about buying a new TV and is not too pleased about it. Do you not read this blog, the w... </description>
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		<category>new tv</category>
		<category>new television</category>
		<category>television</category>
		<category>dlna</category>
		<category>iplayer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14543/New+telly+is+here!</link>
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		<title>Internet meat up</title>
		<description>I am going to this tomorrow, a London based internet meet up, that takes me back! This is specifically about website speed, there will be a talk.Hello Web Speeder!Thanks for joining the London Web Performance Group!The group is all about sharing best... </description>
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		<category>meetup</category>
		<category>internet meetup</category>
		<category>selenium</category>
		<category>testing</category>
		<category>london web performance group</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16314/Internet+meat+up</link>
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		<title>Fighting Cocks</title>
		<description>broadcast LIVE on the internets apparently</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Fighting-Cocks-Bull-and-Gate/13519.html</link>
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		<title>The   Jive Aces</title>
		<description>Jump and Jive Sextet. The best jump and jive sextet touring Europe. Bring your own   food and drink and have a great evening. elanjazz1@btinternet.com. for   tickets. 7.30 pm   &amp;pound;16.50. new</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Jive-Aces-Chilham-Village-Hall/246400.html</link>
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