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		<title>All the names I know of are on the &quot;All Names&quot; link over on the right there...</title>
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		<title>I am here</title>
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		<title>Yeah Yeah Vote Helen Love</title>
		<description>You probably already knew that Helen Love are the coolest band in the world, and that is an FACT, even Joey Ramone says so, so get voting for them  HERE on Steve Lamacq's Buzz Chart on the evening session...We will have some copies of Shifty Disco gi... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>I am here</title>
		<description>Just been a bit busy with I don't know what. Fending off a few jobs and interviews and things, and then also hanging around the shops like other unemployable Folkestone delinquents.Yesterday I drove the in-laws to Gatwick, and nearly got in trouble w... </description>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>We have my bro-in-law visiting from The Americas. I don't think we'll be going to much contemporary ballet, I'm hoping to fit in as much pub time as possible.It's cool that you and your mum are getting tattoos together.Woo, got my computer in the lou... </description>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>Not really, saw Paul Merton doing improv the other day. My mother is here so now it's been Classical Graffitti, Scottish Contemporary Ballet (urgh) and the Tattoo tonight. Seeing Andrew Maxwell next week which should be good!I never have time to do a... </description>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>Live it up as much as possible when you are 'off'. I'm exhausted from living it up here AND still being at my desk at 8am, it's killing me.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8974/RE:+I+am+here</link>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>Doing much festivalling?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8975/RE:+I+am+here</link>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>Every time I try that on my tellybox it looks rubbish. While it is a super widescreen it can't do a very high res on incoming s-video.Lovely as I'm sure your lady is, if she'd made a comment like that I'd not have been impressed - sounds almost like ... </description>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>Our telly has a VGA input, was just trying that out...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8983/RE:+I+am+here</link>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>Oh, in other news....The area that my new flat is in has just got a new Starbucks!!</description>
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		<title>RE: I am here</title>
		<description>We were due a Starbucks, no sign of it yet though...</description>
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		<title>It's more and more like Miami Vice round here every day</title>
		<description>Hmm, not really, but this morning a body was found on the beach at Folkestone. Grim, wonder if it's linked to this man, missing after being quizzed about this 53 million pound robbery.Had a lovely day in Canterbury today, despite the rain, was nice t... </description>
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		<title>RE: It's more and more like Miami Vice round here every day</title>
		<description>Good choice on the purchase of the Buddha - we have a few dotted around the house, some really cheery ones.  I want a big stone one for the garden but Hazel won't allow it :o(  Got a picture of yours?</description>
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		<title>Ooh took a whacking from russian spammers there</title>
		<description>Think my disk space allowance filled up which stopped some things working which allowed a load of spam through, which killed all my websites... Turned anonymous comments of for a bit while it settles down.</description>
		<category>spam</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11744/Ooh+took+a+whacking+from+russian+spammers+there</link>
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		<title>@pauly #m12481 To answer myself, just driven past especially, and YES Chambers Easter Festival is on this weekend! So going there tonight!</title>
		<description>@pauly  To answer myself, just driven past especially, and YES Chambers Easter Festival is on this weekend! So going there tonight!... </description>
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		<title>Not what I meant by &quot;getting stoned down the beach&quot;</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kentnews.co.uk/kent-news/Picture-of-dog-stoned-to-death-on-Folkestone-beach-newsinkent31034.aspx?news=local&quot;&gt;Some bastard has stoned a dog to death&lt;/a&gt;, gruesome. Are there not security cameras down there? </description>
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		<category>dog</category>
		<category>cruelty</category>
		<category>beach</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13156/Not+what+I+meant+by+%22getting+stoned+down+the+beach%22</link>
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		<title>yes yes you are going to start spamming links here in a minute aren't you?</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13796/yes+yes+you+are+going+to+start+spamming+links+here+in+a+minute+aren%27t+you%3F</link>
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		<title>I know you're going to start trying to spam links here</title>
		<description>This is an interesting new technique...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13824/I+know+you%27re+going+to+start+trying+to+spam+links+here</link>
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		<title>The Black Crowes</title>
		<description>Another freebie of some description. Noel and Liam Gallagher were there.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Black-Crowes-The-Scala/9205.html</link>
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		<title>Camden Crawl II</title>
		<description>Not just this venue, all around Camden, I saw Collapsed Lung and Moby here though...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Camden-Crawl-II-Electric-Ballroom/9351.html</link>
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		<title>Essential Festival</title>
		<description>Super Furry Animals, Kula Shaker, Menswear, Echobelly, Marion, Chumbawamba, Bis and more... missed David Devant, but I did trek there with 16 people in my bus.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Essential-Festival-Stanmer-Park/9394.html</link>
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		<title>Iron Maiden</title>
		<description>Was on a training course in Hounslow, turned up too late for support band Wolfsbane, and anyway we had no tickets, but got given some by someone outside, I am sure it was &lt;strong&gt;Tommy Vance&lt;/strong&gt;. Apparently we saw Jonathon King there too.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Iron-Maiden-Hammersmith-Odeon/11372.html</link>
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		<title>Kula Shaker</title>
		<description>Some ill advised comments about swastikas saw the band fall right down before the signed goodies I got this day became worth anything... here's to a revival!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kula-Shaker-Reading-Alleycat/12596.html</link>
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		<title>The Pogues</title>
		<description>Or was it just Shane McGowan? And was it Brixton or the Astoria?. Support from I Am Kloot anyway I wrote about it on popex. Ah, I was not there anyway.... </description>
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		<category>chain</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Pogues-Brixton-Academy/128369.html</link>
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		<title>Holiday Extras vs Eurostar</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://fusion/fusion/images/stories/people_team/Football%20Advert%20copy.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure where this is, Great Chart somewhere.</description>
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		<category>food</category>
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		<category>leisure</category>
		<category>golf</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Holiday-Extras-vs-Eurostar-Great-Chart-Golf-Leisure/34068.html</link>
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		<title>Without The Blue!</title>
		<description>A fantastic trio consisting of 2 males and a female.  Amazing vocals and guitar playing!  Plus there will be drinks promotions available all night so definitey one not to be missed!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Without-The-Blue--Three-Horseshoes/226471.html</link>
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		<title>Hed Kandi</title>
		<description>HD Promotions present Hed Kandi. Club night, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=folkestone+leas+cliff+hall+cream+fight&quot; title=&quot;Google for  folkestone leas cliff hall cream fight&quot;&gt;will there be fighting again&lt;/a&gt;?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hed-Kandi-Leas-Cliff-Hall/32277.html</link>
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		<title>Comedy Club</title>
		<description>Last Thursday in the month, 3 &quot;top name London comedians&quot; it says here. Tel: 01303 220444</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Comedy-Club-The-Sandgate-Hotel/32504.html</link>
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		<title>Riding Lights Theatre Company &quot;Roughshod Tour&quot;</title>
		<description>&quot;Hope Street is the show which zooms in on the compelling drama of everyday life of all of us and asks: where does our hope come from?&quot; Sounds like a special christian play to me&lt;br /&gt;7.30pm</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Riding-Lights-Theatre-Company-Roughshod-Tour--St-John-s-Church-Hall/32527.html</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>featuring &lt;strong&gt;Mitch Benn&lt;/strong&gt;, a name off TV and that! Yes the Lone Star Comedy Club has moved here now.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Lone-Star-Comedy-The-Tower-Theatre-Conversion/33082.html</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury 1998</title>
		<description>Can only remember &lt;strong&gt;Blur&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Robbie Williams&lt;/strong&gt; really. First one I went to with Clare (though she was also there in &lt;strong&gt;1995&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;1997&lt;/strong&gt;)</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Glastonbury-1998-Glastonbury/227761.html</link>
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		<title>FOWA 2010</title>
		<description>Future of web apps, I am here with work...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/FOWA-2010-The-Brewery/230853.html</link>
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		<title>Charity Musician's Showcase Concert</title>
		<description>An evening of musical variety!Opera, Leider, Chanson, Art Song, Chamber music, choral music and musical theatre… there will be a little for everyone! Performers are a group of young musicians who have got together to start performing for worthy... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Charity-Musician-s-Showcase-Concert-Leas-Cliff-Hall/240860.html</link>
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		<title>Clacket Lane</title>
		<description>Following the success of this years touring with Feeder, Florence and the Machine, Mcfly and Dizzy Rascal, Clacket Lane are putting on a free gig in their hometown of Folkestone Kent. At the beautiful Amphitheatre. Weather permitting. See you there.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Clacket-Lane-Leas-Amphitheatre/241837.html</link>
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