More tree info and photos coming later today<a href="http://www.clarkeology.com/img/oldClarkes/">images all moved to here now</a>...No sign of Nigelbut the Dyson was fine - one pass of the living room though and the chamber (there's no bags in these non-hoovers) is half full, it's disgusting. Going to hoover all my clothes next.Big up to the wanker security guard in Safeway who challenged me for... Cosmopolitan is now booked70 quid a night for a double room...AlcudiaOff to Majorca in the morning, for a week, staying at Bahia Alcudia... playing pool, by the pool, and drinking cheap booze here we come...Bahia De Alcudia"Guten Tag" as they say in Majorca... weather is fine, though we had one day of rain, food is shockingly bad, Clare got food poisoning one day. Not from the hotel though, we've not eaten much here. The guests seem to be about half English and half Ge... Thieving bastardsLook out if you're coming to Majorca, the place is crawling with thieves. Actually no it's not, but we've encountered a couple of criminal signs... saw a couple of kids trying it on by the pool of our hotel, ripping off tourist handbags, and noticed ... RE: TRAPPED!Today's tasks: ☠Sending out a Junior Senior E-Card ☠Developing new email sending system ☠Roasting to death in the office Still no hot waterDid another 5k on the bike this morning, worked up a sweat so that the prospect of a cold shower was quite appealing.Off to Winchester tonight for dinner as a friend (Jules) is back from Denmark for the week.Funeral yesterday was very sad, duh, it's ... RE: The Sandgate Hotel,Hi thereWell as you probably know the Sandgate Hotel closed down for a refit (coincidentally not long after the Ramsay Kitchen Nightmare programme). So was interested to go there when it reopened. It now looks much better inside - they've knocked thr... Insane in the ChainI muchly enjoyed Goldie Lookin' Chain at Metro last night, here are some pictures:[UPDATE: 7 years later, pictures long gone, I hosted them on popex.com also long gone... see the my pictures link over there --> where the gig pics probably still exist... Some pretty amazing erotic photography<img src="http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/siege-silver-2.jpg"> <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/silver_by_siege_preview.php">Preview here</a> but you have to subscribe to see the whole lot.Wards Hotel and Bistro BarGot round to visiting Wards at last, it's our local, though we thought it'd be crap... pleasantly surprised, not bad at all for a hotel bar. No real ales, but didn't expect any, but they do have Amstel and John Smiths... They do food, but we didn't t... hot hot hotrobert smith is a beautiful man! Folkestone WiFi HotspotsIt says here that the Wetherspoons is a Folkestone wireless hotspot, the only public one apparently... unless anyone knows of any more?I'll be setting up my own wireless hotspot soon enough in the West End, but will hopefully be keeping it locked dow... Folkestone WiFi Hotspot #2This week's Folkestone Herald would have it in their business section that the first Folkestone wireless hotspot has just been introduced at the Portland Hotel. It's not free unfortunately, but it means you can take your wireless device (laptop, pock... Hot. Busy.Going to The Pembroke.Fareham wireless hotspotsGood weekend in Fareham, bit boozy, but sorted out my best man now, it took more organising and preparing than actually asking Clare. As we were in the Red Lion Hotel thought I'd give the pocket PC a go, and it turns out there is wifi access there. C... Southcliff HotelOoh, <a href="http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g190749-d308295-r1709277-The_Southcliff-Folkestone_Kent_England.html">cutting review of the Southcliff</a>... from <a href="http://www.tripadvisor.com">tripadvisor.com</a>.My first free wifi hotspot!Found an open wireless access point right near work, posting using it now. That was easy!iPod PhotoDidn't see this coming, though engadget.com did, I heard them mention it on their podcast.Getting right into this podcasting lark (or rather the "podcatching" side of it, I am only listening and not producing... Listened to Adam Curry's Daily Source ... Rule BritanniaBritannia Hotels have just bought the Grand Burstin Hotel from Grand Leisure Hotels, and show flats in that crazy crescent down on the sea front should be available to view any time now, one bed flats from only 89,500 and the three bed duplex penthou... Folkestone hotelJust a reminder of <a href="http://www.activereservations.com/hotel/en/hotels-in-folkestone/ah-111431.html?subid=ppcchegb111431">this site</a>...Desolation - a photoset on FlickrA photoshoot, photoshot in Folkestone. At the Rotunda. Not sure about that bloody great cleaver...Found this while trying out this Postcard browser that someone's written, really it's just searching Flickr for Folkestone.... Hottest day EVER!SO the papers (and the sun) are predicting that 12th of August is going to be the hottest day ever, with temperatures reaching 103... what a day to be tarted up to the nines in a full length jacket, waistcoat, shirt, cravat, everthing... Way to go ta... hotel india tangoI remember those adverts and the outrage they caused because stupid kids went copying them. Funny how when they changed it to the kissing one, nobody copied that. But most of these kids weren't even born when those Tango adverts were out. Now that's ... Chitty Chitty Bang BangWell, great weekend in London with all the family, though it got off to a bit of a damp start for me... Left work at 5, picked up some beers and headed to our hotel to meet Clare, and got caught in the FIERCEST downpour ever! Frantically tried to dry... Too hot for posting againBoiling at work, boiling on the commute home (and we were delayed and had to change onto an old slamdoor train, and boiling at home too.Sandgate HotelWent to the Sandgate Hotel last night for last orders, and it's very nice! Can't believe we've not been there before. We shared a very nice bottle of Cloudy Bay on the terrace. There's a small but cosy bar inside, as well as restaurants and accomodat... Hottest day...Just realised - the 12th of August came and went and it wasn't too hot was it? Bring back the stocks for these weather experts! Sandgate Hotel is on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares tonightI thought it might be from last week's trailer, Radio Times confirms it:After last week's subdued start to the new series, Gordon Ramsay is much more in his element, unleashing hell at the Sandgate Hotel on the south coast. It's losing �2,000 a week,... Chicago in London?Celebrating a decade of decadence?, Chicago The Musical enters its tenth year in London?s West End and remains one of the hottest musical tickets in...GirlschoolActually says Leas Cliff Hotel here...John Otway+ Eddie & The Hot Rods & John OtwayXTCLeas Cliff Hotel maybe?Embrace+ Dogs Die In Hot CarsGunshotChumbawambaFirst of the Portsmouth Venue Campaign freebies helping out on the door. Plus Gunshot, Attilla the Stockbroker, nad Spot the Poet.Chicago in London?Celebrating a decade of decadence?, Chicago The Musical enters its tenth year in London?s West End and remains one of the hottest musical tickets in...The Cure<a href="http://www.andylinden.co.uk/b&w/lphotos/thecure.html">A picture from the gig</a> by <a href="http://www.andylinden.co.uk">Andy Linden</a>.November Coming Fire + guestscuthroatpromotions annual showcase, 9 bands 15 mins sets each general party atmosphere, punk, hardcore, pop punk, psyschobilly... something for all! TICKETS ONLY DUE TO CAPACITY LIMITS �4 from jenimayhem@hotmail.comJeff Wayne's The War of the Worlds - Hot Ticket PackageJeff Wayne's The War of The WorldsWestlife - Hot Ticket Package125Hot LegJustin Hawkins new band and we're going! Assuming this is at the Camden venueChicago in London?Celebrating a decade of decadence?, Chicago The Musical enters its tenth year in London?s West End and remains one of the hottest musical tickets in...The Dirty Pretty ThingsCarl Barat of The Libertines, and his new band, they're very good... Plus Hot Club de Paris and Mando Diao. Hey, we went to this one!Boyzone - Hot Ticket PackageHot Club De ParisLynch Hotel Group Murder WeekendHot Flush!18.5 - 21Def:inition Soundclash - 5th Birthday Bash, Hazard / Brockie / Taxman / Nicky Blackmarket, Kenny Ken / Modified Motion / Heist / Devious D, Skibadee / Shabba D / Funsta / Harry Shotta13.50Santana - Getaway Package (Hotel & Ticket)Spinal Tap - Hot Ticket Package150Madonna - Sticky and Sweet Tour - Hot Ticket Package299Westlife - Hot Ticket Package125Chicago in London?Celebrating a decade of decadence?, Chicago The Musical enters its tenth year in London?s West End and remains one of the hottest musical tickets in...Dr Feelgood+ Eddie & The Hot Rods & John OtwayWestlife - Hot Ticket Package125Chicago in London?Celebrating a decade of decadence?, Chicago The Musical enters its tenth year in London?s West End and remains one of the hottest musical tickets in...Ezee Tiger exhibitionSome great looking work here from local artist Kevin Horton, this exhibition is on for six weeks from the 3rd of December. <img src="http://www.ezeetiger.com/photo14082007023904/thumb/1190797190.jpg" /> Westlife - Hot Ticket Package