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		<title>Hmm</title>
		<description>Just heard from someone else who got standing tickets first attempt... It's clearly some sort of hate campaign, if I choose 2 &quot;best available&quot; it offers me: 	 	 	Seating InformationUNRESERVED SEAT/STAND UPSTAIRSONE PRICE ONLYSECTION CIRCLE,and if I c... </description>
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		<title>Hmmm</title>
		<description>Hmmm... I get problems with it interpreting the charAt() method on my FireFox... Might have some time to play this afternoon through.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2511/Hmmm</link>
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		<title>Hmm, not much progress since last time</title>
		<description>I have gathered up addresses of the invitees, and found someone who could provide the band I think. Man it's hard work... how is married life?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2629/Hmm,+not+much+progress+since+last+time</link>
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		<title>hmmmmmm...............</title>
		<description>These are poor families in low-rise estates.The estates are home to nearly as many single parents as traditional two parent families. There are many school age children and families are larger than average. There are also some couples whose children ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3727/hmmmmmm...............</link>
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		<title>George Sassoon obit, hmm...</title>
		<description>George Sassoon, who has died aged 69, was the son, and only child, of the poet Siegfried Sassoon, and attained distinction in a number of interesting fields, read all about him in the Telegraph. He's mentioned here for a comment he once made about ou... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>RE: George Sassoon obit, hmm...</title>
		<description>Good idea! Average winter temperature of 16c and the tapas, why not...</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4810/RE:+George+Sassoon+obit,+hmm...</link>
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		<title>fat ginge on washing machine off the phones4u ad</title>
		<description>she was studying at my school just as I was basically am saying I knew her (well i didn't actually my mate told me who she was but hey I've seen the ad noiw and it counts!!)and I know how much she got paid for that ad and its bloody scandalous jammy ... </description>
		<category>61</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5758/fat+ginge+on+washing+machine+off+the+phones4u+ad</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6830</guid>
		<title>Oh Yeah, they took the LA2 over...</title>
		<description>Ash, just how much do they ROCK? Just got back (well sort of) from Ash's secret-ish gig at the Mean Fiddler (formerly the LA2), that was broadcast live on Japanese TV...Midday on a Saturday, not a very rock and roll time to be doing anything, but som... </description>
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		<category>mean fiddler</category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">7226</guid>
		<title>Hmm more non indie rock</title>
		<description>... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7226/Hmm+more+non+indie+rock</link>
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		<title>My headache has gone</title>
		<description>Being surrounded by arguing people this afternoon has been DOING MY SWEDE IN, so I grabbed my headphones and Helen Love's new album &quot;Love and Glitter, Hot Days and Music&quot; to drown out the noise, and now my headache / earache / arse ache is gone and t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7331/My+headache+has+gone</link>
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		<title>Iceland Rock</title>
		<description>Leaves are doing a lot of stuff right now, just got a new single from them - &quot;Race&quot; - it's out on the 6th of May... they're going touring crazy too, playing the Essential Festival in Bristol  and supporting The Coral, Doves and Electric Soft Parade o... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7495/Iceland+Rock</link>
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		<title>Serafin Barfly Residency</title>
		<description>Serafin play a residency at the Barfly throughout July. Led by the power-blast vocals of Ben Fox Smith, the band revolve around the unquestionable talents of their frontman. Musically, they’re a sonic blast of schizophrenia, often morphing into explo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7724/Serafin+Barfly+Residency</link>
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		<title>I have an IPOD - IN MY MIND!</title>
		<description>I was just surfing for info about IPOD hacks WORKING REALLY HARD, RIGHT and I found this hilarious Onion article about this guy having something better than an IPOD... Actually I always find the Onion HILARIOUS. Anyway, this one particularly tickled ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7807/I+have+an+IPOD+-+IN+MY+MIND!</link>
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		<title>Hmm, you could also try</title>
		<description>mrgig.com, they both seem to be mostly pub bands to me though. I would give whoever promotes the bands at Lanterns (that used to promote at Stripes), that seems to be more the style of music, and they don't seem to bother with the other local band si... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8150/Hmm,+you+could+also+try</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8308</guid>
		<title>Hmm, no it wasn't, where are they all?</title>
		<description>I will track this down - perhaps one was removed for being irrelevant spam, so the replies to that are lost in the system somewhere... I will track it down in a sec!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8308/Hmm,+no+it+wasn%27t,+where+are+they+all%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Hmm, no it wasn't, where are they all?</title>
		<description>yeah, it said there was 7 responses - but i counna see tham!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8311/RE:+Hmm,+no+it+wasn%27t,+where+are+they+all%3F</link>
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		<title>Hmm</title>
		<description>The Wife has a work event tomorrow at The Tate that I was going to go to (I fancied a private viewing of the Holbein exhibition, but mysteriously now there's no room for me. Also the event got a write up in The Standard:The result of the ever-growing... </description>
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		<title>hmmm</title>
		<description>reckon i deserve a refund for all the messing around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i suppose you came through in the end though pauly dizzle.</description>
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		<title>Hmm, freecycling</title>
		<description>9. WANTED!!!!!!! Anything Sponge Bob Square Pants.....Folkestone...Deco   Posted by: &quot;wezleyjohn&quot;    Date: Fri May 4, 2007 11:42 pm ((PDT))Hello there we are redecorating my sons bedroom after the Quake that we had as we got hit fairly badly and we w... </description>
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		<title>Hmmm</title>
		<description>Well, maybe my internets are wonky ! I always seem to have some problem or other.. Firefox sez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Server not found&lt;br /&gt;Firefox can't find the server at www.show-and-stay.co.uk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the IP ? </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10594/Hmmm</link>
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		<title>Hmm, some code copied from the Wagamama website:</title>
		<description>Some code copied from wagamama.com, this is the voucher on their site for Canterbury:	enjoy a free side dish to share on us(when you purchase 2 main meals)exclusively to wagamama online members valid at wagamama canterbury *voucher valid from 12/11/0... </description>
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		<category>wagamama</category>
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		<category>fake</category>
		<category>spoof</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10680/Hmm,+some+code+copied+from+the+Wagamama+website:</link>
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		<title>Hmm, what's that I smell?</title>
		<description>Looks like that was meant to be a reply to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8331/8331/Oof%2C+shooting+in+Cheriton%21&quot;&gt;this news story&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10983/Hmm,+what%27s+that+I+smell%3F</link>
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		<title>Hmm, I've possibly lost all the family tree records again</title>
		<description>Damn, this keeps happening! Fixed again now.</description>
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		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
		<category>gedcom</category>
		<category>admin</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11035/Hmm,+I%27ve+possibly+lost+all+the+family+tree+records+again</link>
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		<title>Hmm, I might have that on vinyl too</title>
		<description>I was obviously drunk when I wrote that. I don't have it in my itunes, so I probably don't have it on a CD, and just assumed that it was not a cd single...&lt;br /&gt;Yes, come to the gig!</description>
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		<title>Hmm I will have to find a way to sneak the ebay ads into the feed...</title>
		<description>Working in Dublin sounds cool, thanks for the note about that issue of Irish Arts Review, I would really appreciate a copy. How did you get two copies then, did they replace the first one you took?... </description>
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		<category>art</category>
		<category>magazine</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12020/Hmm+I+will+have+to+find+a+way+to+sneak+the+ebay+ads+into+the+feed...</link>
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		<title>Hmm weird SOLID OAK FLOORING based email scam?</title>
		<description>What's this all about? Arrived in my inbox though not addressed to me, what's going on?No link or anything in the mail, unless there was some dodgy stuff and gmail stripped it out. Anyone else seen this?Dear sir/mm,       I am sending you this e-mail... </description>
		<category>solid oak flooring</category>
		<category>oak flooring</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12523/Hmm+weird+SOLID+OAK+FLOORING+based+email+scam%3F</link>
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		<title>Hmm will try and stop posting those big long links, sorry</title>
		<description>If you're reading this on &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/folkestone&quot;&gt;twitter.com/folkestone&lt;/a&gt; you don't need to be bothered with the fiendishly huge URL, now do you? I will use http://bit.ly or something in future. Sorry!</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12537/Hmm+will+try+and+stop+posting+those+big+long+links,+sorry</link>
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		<title>RE: Hmm weird SOLID OAK FLOORING based email scam?</title>
		<description>It's so genuine that the man sending it spelt his surname incorrectly twice.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12547/RE:+Hmm+weird+SOLID+OAK+FLOORING+based+email+scam%3F</link>
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		<title>Got our Ricky Gervais tickets, 8th October</title>
		<description>Sounds like the 6th and 7th are already sold out, they all sprung up pretty quickly on getmein so I guess it's all touts and so on that got in so quickly.See you there!... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12613/Got+our+Ricky+Gervais+tickets,+8th+October</link>
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		<title>The Gents play Number 11 this sunday (1st Nov)</title>
		<description>Sunday 1st November - The Gents play Number ElevenThe Gents perform contemporary songs, from Kylie to Nirvana, in a mash up of styles incorporating the cockney knees up, gypsy punk and boogie-woogie piano with full audience participation!Drinks and b... </description>
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		<category>kylie minogue</category>
		<category>nirvana</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12993/The+Gents+play+Number+11+this+sunday+%281st+Nov%29</link>
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		<title>Love</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Arthur Lee&lt;/strong&gt;, magic. Hmm, did we go in 2002 or 2003?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Love-Royal-Festival-Hall/9209.html</link>
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		<title>David Essex</title>
		<description>Howd, me clowse, down't let me gow, ow now. Hmm, am I making him sound brummy? How long before Leo Sayer is back at the LCH that's what I want to know...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/David-Essex-Leas-Cliff-Hall/12838.html</link>
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		<title>Wheatus</title>
		<description>Someone on the &lt;strong&gt;onfolkestone&lt;/strong&gt; forum says &quot;i just remember luis lozano on stage! and throwing wheatos at &lt;strong&gt;wheatus&lt;/strong&gt;... we were a sad sad bunch... hmmm</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wheatus-Leas-Cliff-Hall/12998.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Pasquale</title>
		<description>Hmm...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Joe-Pasquale-Leas-Cliff-Hall/13303.html</link>
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		<title>Oxfam Benefit Gig</title>
		<description>with Lenny and  other bands (for MTV it says here, hmm, yeah)</description>
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		<category>pool</category>
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		<category>darts</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Oxfam-Benefit-Gig-The-Frenchman/17484.html</link>
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		<title>Frog and Frigate Reunion</title>
		<description>Derek is back! When I say reunion I mean people who used to go there in the late '80s. Hmm actually I'm still in touch with all those people. Well maybe see you there... 10pm - 3am</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frog-and-Frigate-Reunion-The-Frog-and-Frigate/128506.html</link>
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