Weird headlineI'm sure you've all seen this on MSN as well, but I con't resist posting it, because it also qualifies in the contest of weird celeb-baby names:Gwyneth gives birth to Apple ... Damn I had a really good headline in mind for thisSO, went to Ireland at the weekend, and it was very nice! Here will follow my little review of where we went and what we did, and things I recommend and things I don't.Friday morning we had a wedding meeting at Lympne Castle, TOO EARLY, and too many ... Headline?...The Irish Rover?<br /><br />*ouch*Billie's nipples; headline news in ScotlandCall me juvenile and sad, but you can see Billie's nipples on the front of the Daily Record today... I think it's a shot from some live concert.<br /><p><br />Like two puppies fighting in a bag: "I'll have the one with the pink nose"<br />Pogues Headline FleadhThe Pogues (Shane MacGowan / Spider Stacy / Jem Finer / Terry Woods / Phil Chevron / Andrew Rankin / James Fearnley / Darryl Hunt) headline the London Fleadh this year on Saturday 8th of June, and you can get tickets here...Also appearing are... NIN headline rubbish "festival"Nine Inch Nails are the highlight of the "Lost Weekend" - a two day even at London Docklands featuring "Skunk Anansie among others... It's happening on the 1st and 2nd of July, and other bands appearing including Rollins Band, Machine Head, Queen Adr... Live Cock Fighting<a href=/profiles/FICO.html>The Fighting Cocks</a> headline the Bull and Gate in London Kentish Town, on May 30th... Seeya there...The Cheeky Girls headline Glastonbury 2003They might as well be announced, as it says here that there will be no Glastonbury next year : (The festival (THE Festival) has been refused it's license, but will be appealing.... Glastonbury warm up partyFor one night only, Virtual Festivals are proud to present the ultimateGlastonbury Warm-up party! With a bunch of superb bands and DJ's (includingat least 2 Pyramid Stage acts and 1 previous Glastonbury headliner!), plus afew hundred kindred spirits,... [Crystal maze themed headline here]Got home yesterday to find a new front door being fitted, it's amazing what you miss when you don't go to any of the residents meetings. So firstly, we have the inconvenience of only getting one key with this door, and new ones are fifteen pounds eac... KISS to headline Download!SWEET! There's a rumour that KISS are headlining the Download Festival at Castle Donington on Friday 13th of June! Seems a pretty strong rumour, and I was thinking of going to a festival this year anyway. Looks pretty likely that this will now NOT co... The Wombats to headline Red List LiveOf course, why didn't I think of them when I was after animal named bands to headline this zoo festival? Apart from them being indie no marks I mean, who an old giffer like me would not have called a headliner.We are very happy to announce The Wombat... Who are we meant to assume MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER is then?Get tickets here (as it's sold out) for Stephen Merchant, Simon Munnery, Tom Basden, Tim Key, Milton Jones and the previously aforementioned MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER. Sounds like a good lineup whoever it is.Found via my ROCKING new twitter ticket thin... Lone Star Comedy lineup for September 26thNext Lanterns Event in Folkestone 26th September - brief note on line up Line up for the next Lanterns show on 26th September Compere - David Morgan - "the future of comedy" 69 Magazine Newcomer - Jo Selby - "a potential successor to Ca... James+ Thousand Yard Stare, James were the support, Thousand Yard Stare were the headliners. I think Suede support Thousand Yard Stare in Portsmouth...... Tiger<strong>Soho Live</strong>, plus <strong>Divine Comedy</strong>, and "special guests" as headliner it says here...Temper TrapTemper Trap tickets The Temper Trap celebrate Christmas with a one-off show at the beautiful Koko in Camden. The Australian band returns for a full UK headline...Lone Star Comedy ClubHurrah, back again at Lanterns! Tom Price, Pippa Evans, and headline Ian Cognito. Newcomer to be confirmed. SOLD OUT now, get in quick for next month!... Reading Festival 1999<strong>Blur</strong> headlined, not a very strong lineup I don't think. I was working mostly, and managed to lose my first mobile phone that work lent me.The LibertinesXFM Xmas party, watched support act <strong>The Darkness</strong> then went mad on free cocktails, don't remember the headliners.MenswearA radio one show, was billed as Longpigs and Fluffy and Menswear were surprise headliners. The glory days of britpop! They got in big trouble for swearing live on the radio. Think I have the day right, let me know if you know better...... Fleetwood Macco-headline with BB King.Glastonbury 1995The year <strong>Pulp</strong> replaced <strong>The Stone Roses</strong> as headliners, along with <strong>Oasis</strong> and <strong>The Cure</strong>. Great weather. Peak of the <strong>britpop</strong> years.Pearl Jam - Club PackagePearl Jam - Club Package tickets Hard Rock Calling returns with another stunning headliner. Seattle grunge legends, Pearl Jam have been confirmed to headline Hard Rock Calling Festival 2010.Secure yourPearl...History and Headlines: Michael Buerkpart of Folkestone Literary Festival...Snow Patrol in Bangor, Northern IrelandFormed: 1997 in Dundee, ScotlandStyle: Alternative :Check out: "Final Straw" "Songs for Polar Bears" Snow Patrol TicketsAfter supporting U2 and stepping in as headliner at...Temper TrapTemper Trap tickets The Temper Trap celebrate Christmas with a one-off show at the beautiful Koko in Camden. The Australian band returns for a full UK headline...The Temper Trap in LiverpoolThe Temper Trap in Liverpool tickets The Temper Trap celebrate Christmas with a one-off show at the beautiful Koko in Camden. 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