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		<title>I hate myself for loving you</title>
		<description>Finding myself heading int Pret every morning now, getting off the bus two stops early just to get my soya capuccino. It's a nice place, looks nice, does nice food, friendly service, I like everything about it. Except, it's owned by McDonalds isn't i... </description>
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		<title>Ugh I hate being late home</title>
		<description>its just ruins your evening and you dont feel like you have been away from wotk AT ALL.&lt;br /&gt;Its just wrong, deeply wrong.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3376/Ugh+I+hate+being+late+home</link>
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		<title>Vegans? In Folkestone? Whatever next!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.emediawire.com/releases/2005/10/emw296951.htm&quot;&gt;Vegan Willy Wonka Launches new chocolate World Vegan Day&lt;/a&gt;... I'm a vegan you know, it's great.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4031/Vegans%3F+In+Folkestone%3F+Whatever+next!</link>
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		<title>Whatever happened to the Infidels?</title>
		<description>Chris McCormack, ex of 3 Colours Red and his new band were supposed to be called The Infidels, so what happened?I KNOW! A &quot;source&quot; cpEx that the name was already claimed by another band... So what about the band Grand Theft Auto, a bit similar innit?... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6579/Whatever+happened+to+the+Infidels%3F</link>
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		<title>Make your friends hate you</title>
		<description>The PopEx / Monstermob ringtone service is now WORKING! If you fancy having a new tune to annoy people with, then why not get the new Shaggy single here: www.monstermob.com/ringtones/categories/nineties.htmlWhen your phone rings for the one hudredth ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6881/Make+your+friends+hate+you</link>
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		<title>Ooh, old review</title>
		<description>Just found something I wrote a few weeks ago:I saw Love Hate last night, used to love them when I were a youth, and they were still very good. The singer hasn't aged at all, he must be a vampire, either that or he lives a healthy lifestyle and not al... </description>
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		<category>love hate</category>
		<category>gilby clarke</category>
		<category>camden underworld</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7307/Ooh,+old+review</link>
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		<title>Why we hate the NME today</title>
		<description>On the whole it's a GRATE issue - Bloodhound Gang on the cover, and an interesting article on them, plus championing of At The Drive In, pointing out how ugly King Adora are, and a SMART review of Reef's gig in Jack Bessant's flat etc...BUT: Kitty Em... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7360/Why+we+hate+the+NME+today</link>
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		<title>Classic Daily HateMail</title>
		<description>At the secret meeting in London last month, which was hosted by veteran broadcaster Sue Lawley, BBC executives admitted the corporation is dominated by homosexuals and people from ethnic minorities, deliberately promotes multiculturalism, is anti-Ame... </description>
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		<category>news</category>
		<category>dailymail</category>
		<category>hate</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10861/Classic+Daily+HateMail</link>
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		<title>RE: Classic Daily HateMail</title>
		<description>I always wondered about that Sue Lawley. She looks like a Muslim sensitive, anti-American, anti-countryside, ethnic minority homosexual who clearly deliberately promotes multiculturalism. I'm glad they've finally held a meeting about her.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10873/RE:+Classic+Daily+HateMail</link>
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		<title>Zoo thousand and HATE!</title>
		<description>The Zoo Thousand Port Lymne festival sounds like  the festival was awful, no-one really has a good word to say about it at work. At least two of the headliners did not play (but as the headliners were Athlete and Dizzee Rascal) that's not necessarily... </description>
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		<category>zoo thousand</category>
		<category>port lympne</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE!</link>
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		<title>Zoo Thousand and Hate on the BBC</title>
		<description>Here. Main things to be said are:* The organisers miscalculated cash flow* They had to cancel acts* Port Lympne stepped in, writing out a check for Ash there and then to ensure they'd go on stageGood on Port Lympne! I can't believe the same organiser... </description>
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		<category>zoo8</category>
		<category>zoo9</category>
		<category>z008</category>
		<category>z009</category>
		<category>zoo thousand and eight</category>
		<category>zoo thousand and nine</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11395/Zoo+Thousand+and+Hate+on+the+BBC</link>
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		<title>The best day of all</title>
		<description>Not just pay day today, but it's every-three-monthly profit share day too! Clare knew this I think, has been shopping in Waitrose with her bro and bought us a splendid looking bottle of vino collapso for this evening Château Maris Vieilles Vignes 200... </description>
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		<category>wine</category>
		<category>vino collapso</category>
		<category>vino</category>
		<category>waitrose</category>
		<category>chateu maris</category>
		<category>biodynamic</category>
		<category>biodynamic wine</category>
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		<category>concert</category>
		<category>ash</category>
		<category>feeder</category>
		<category>gary numan</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12838/The+best+day+of+all</link>
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		<title>Splendid weekend</title>
		<description>Been at mum and dad's, great to see so many of the family in one go, ridiculous that I manage to leave it so long between times. Did not get time to catch up with any friends this time but hopefully will do soon.Harry was very good all weekend, he ev... </description>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>vino collapso</category>
		<category>chateau clarke</category>
		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12893/Splendid+weekend</link>
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		<title>If I didn't hate improv with such a passion</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://ticketsuk.at/folkestonegerald/17004348D64A9A64.html&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; might be quite good! &lt;strong&gt;Paul Merton&lt;/strong&gt; and chums.</description>
		<category>paul merton</category>
		<category>improv</category>
		<category>impro</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12981/If+I+didn%27t+hate+improv+with+such+a+passion</link>
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		<title>How much everyone hated the finale of Lost</title>
		<description>Or at least was apathetic towards it. Relatively poor viewing figures compared to actual groundbreaking TV shows:An average 13.5 million viewers tuned in to watch the American airing of the 2.5-hour Lost finale, &quot;The End&quot;, last Sunday. It was the hig... </description>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>friends</category>
		<category>seinfeld</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>alf</category>
		<category>viewing figures</category>
		<category>ratings</category>
		<category>dexter</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13496/How+much+everyone+hated+the+finale+of+Lost</link>
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		<title>Also whatever happened to this story about flats in the Burstin being up for sale?</title>
		<description>I posted &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2392/Rule+Britannia&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; back in &lt;strong&gt;2004&lt;/strong&gt;, did flats there ever come up for sale?</description>
		<category>burstin</category>
		<category>grand burstin</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14110/Also+whatever+happened+to+this+story+about+flats+in+the+Burstin+being+up+for+sale%3F</link>
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		<title>The Inbreds    + Hatemail + My life In The Making + Zeroscape</title>
		<description>Great Indie/Alt. Rock From    Canada &amp; UK. 7.30pm &amp;pound;4&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Inbreds-Hatemail-My-life-In-The-Making-Zeroscape-Stripes-Sports-Social-Club/7737.html</link>
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		<title>Skid Row</title>
		<description>plus &lt;strong&gt;LA Guns&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Love / Hate&lt;/strong&gt;. The latter announced a &quot;secret&quot; gig they were doing the next day in London, I should have gone they were one of my fave bands of the day.</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>arena</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Skid-Row-Docklands-Arena/9859.html</link>
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		<title>Love / Hate</title>
		<description>Plus my first time (of many) of seeing &lt;strong&gt;Atom Seed&lt;/strong&gt;, and a couple of other bands. Happy new year!</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Love-Hate-The-Marquee/9140.html</link>
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		<title>Steve Coogan</title>
		<description>Fairly bland sets of &lt;strong&gt;Tony Ferrino&lt;/strong&gt; and possibly &lt;strong&gt;Alan Partridge&lt;/strong&gt;, but warm up came from newcomer &lt;strong&gt;Simon Pegg&lt;/strong&gt;. Whatever happened to him?</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Steve-Coogan-The-Lyceum-Theatre/9319.html</link>
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		<title>Annie Hates Cordial</title>
		<description>A local band for local people</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Annie-Hates-Cordial-University-of-Portsmouth/9387.html</link>
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		<title>Annie Hates Cordial</title>
		<description>Local!</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Annie-Hates-Cordial-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/9747.html</link>
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		<title>Firework Party</title>
		<description>plus Annie Hates Cordial and Savage Henry. Local!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Firework-Party-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/9759.html</link>
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		<title>Miranda Sings &amp; Friends, Haters Back Off</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Miranda-Sings-Friends-Haters-Back-Off-Leicester-Square-Theatre/215937.html</link>
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		<title>Whatever Next!</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Whatever-Next--Jacksons-Lane/219965.html</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Literary Festival</title>
		<description>Don't forget to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/cgi-bin/b66.cgi?b=3invite+us+to+the+launch+ceremony&quot;&gt;invite us to the launch ceremony&lt;/a&gt; or whatever - fg@folkestonegerald.com</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Folkestone-Literary-Festival-/34485.html</link>
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		<title>Month of Music!</title>
		<description>&quot;From folk to rock, pop to indie and electronica to jazz, whatever your tastes we want you to come and help us celebrate Quarterhouse's first month!&quot; stay tuned for details. Local bands is my guess, please let me be wrong. Let the Smith reunion begin... </description>
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		<category>creative quarter</category>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Month-of-Music--Quarterhouse/76869.html</link>
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		<title>Blessed By A Broken Heart, Love Hate Hero, First, Morning After</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Blessed-By-A-Broken-Heart-Love-Hate-Hero-First-Morning-After-Underworld/220370.html</link>
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		<title>Blessed By A Broken Heart, Love Hate Hero, Morning After, All Forgotten</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Blessed-By-A-Broken-Heart-Love-Hate-Hero-Morning-After-All-Forgotten-Eddie-s-Rock-Club/220335.html</link>
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		<title>Your Last Winter, Poetic Yesterday, WhenIWasAlive, Hate the Faith</title>
		<description>4.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Your-Last-Winter-Poetic-Yesterday-WhenIWasAlive-Hate-the-Faith-Actress-And-Bishop/220306.html</link>
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		<title>Blessed By A Broken Heart, Love Hate Hero,  The First,  The Morning After</title>
		<description>8.50</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Blessed-By-A-Broken-Heart-Love-Hate-Hero-The-First-The-Morning-After-Clwb-Ifor-Bach/220388.html</link>
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		<title>Annie Hates Cordial</title>
		<description>+ Waterfall + Bantha Chain, local. From an ad in Insomnia, local student mag of the time.</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Annie-Hates-Cordial-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/231264.html</link>
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		<title>Gilby Clarke</title>
		<description>I went for &lt;strong&gt;Love / Hate&lt;/strong&gt; as I used to love them in about &lt;strong&gt;1990&lt;/strong&gt;. Also &lt;strong&gt;Area 54&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gilby-Clarke-Underworld-Camden/241836.html</link>
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