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		<title>David Devant top ten</title>
		<description>Just browsing last.fm to see if anyone's mentioned the David Devant gig at the 100 Club (and they haven't), but I see this top ten of their tracks most listened, by users of last.fm. Who have installed the software, that monitors what you're listenin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>david devant</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>last fm</category>
		<category>david devant and his spirit wife</category>
		<category>asylum</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>julina barratt</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
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		<category>church</category>
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		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lone star comedy</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>shorncliff</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11456</guid>
		<title>kent gigs</title>
		<description>  Touch the Earth Concert in Deal on 6th September - Pass it on!! Touch the Earth - The Sacred WheelTouch the Earth perform their new album - ’The Sacred Wheel’ Tickets £7 in advance and £9 on the door06 Sep 2008, 20:00 High St, Deal Town, London and... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11456/kent+gigs</link>
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		<title>pink floyd tribute   the relics</title>
		<description>hello my name is tracey, i live in dover &amp; on sat 12th july i went to the louis armstrong where the relics were playing. i thought they were absolutely brilliant. The maen on the drums, keyboard &amp; guitars were fantastic, &amp; the 2 girls singing were re... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>dover</category>
		<category>pink floyd</category>
		<category>tribue</category>
		<category>the relics</category>
		<category>louis armstrong</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11405/pink+floyd+tribute+++the+relics</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11400</guid>
		<title>Cancelled Gig/Bad vibes</title>
		<description>I am a PROFESSIONAL solo singer guitarist and was booked MONTHS back to play at the Neptune Inn on 31st July 08. I phoned today to confirm and the guy there was stroppy and rude, saying I would not go down there as they never have solos. I offered a ... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11400/Cancelled+Gig%2FBad+vibes</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11387</guid>
		<title>This is about how good I am on the guitar now</title>
		<description>I can't decide if this is brilliant, or if he's doing all the complex stuff with his vocals. Entertaining anyway, if a bit long. Enough about the song, this performance is good too:(Hmm not sure I can embed, here it is).I first saw him doing Teardrop... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>queen</category>
		<category>newton faulkner</category>
		<category>bohemian rhapsody</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11387/This+is+about+how+good+I+am+on+the+guitar+now</link>
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		<title>No lunch for me thanks</title>
		<description>Blee, it's our &quot;rumble in the jungle&quot; fun day at work and they've just completed their bushtucker trial type thing. Brains, tongue, testicles, scorpions, all sorts. Couldn't really get close enough to take any pictures or shoot any video but I will c... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>i'm a celebrity</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>rumble in the jungle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11371/No+lunch+for+me+thanks</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11323</guid>
		<title>Today I invented a brilliant new thing, called &quot;podcasts&quot;</title>
		<description>Was surfing for news of Kid Rock yesterday, as a friend has been working with him and I was wondering if she'd show up in any paparazzi shots of him stumbling out of nightclubs or anything. No joy there, but he was interviewed by the Guardian yesterd... </description>
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		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>kid rock</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11323/Today+I+invented+a+brilliant+new+thing%2C+called+%22podcasts%22</link>
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		<title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</title>
		<description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>church</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11299</guid>
		<title>Great live music at The Good Intent, John Street, Rochester.</title>
		<description>Great gig at the Good Intent, John Street, Rochester, yesterday lunchtime, Sunday 1st June.A wonderful welcome from Karen and the guvnor, and two long sets from Andy Smythe, singer songwriter on vocal, guitar and piano, accompanied by Barry Targett o...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11299/Great+live+music+at+The+Good+Intent%2C+John+Street%2C+Rochester.&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11299/Great+live+music+at+The+Good+Intent%2C+John+Street%2C+Rochester.</link>
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		<title>Stop moaning about sore fingers, call yourself a man?</title>
		<description>Shame you're not around here at the mo - be happy to help with your chord learning.  Yeah you don't have to play all strings for all chords (and there's nothing wrong with that).  Learn the basic shapes and keep practising them until you don't have t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11291/Stop+moaning+about+sore+fingers%2C+call+yourself+a+man%3F</link>
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		<title>Useful tips for guitar beginners!</title>
		<description>This is what I was after, thank you Neil and Mark:cheat - don't use every finger on every string like the books suggest in strange cramped positions.if you want open chords 90% of songs are D C and G2 bar chord shapes and don't worry about extending ... </description>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guitar lessons</category>
		<category>guitar tips</category>
		<category>advice</category>
		<category>mark</category>
		<category>neil</category>
		<category>gaz</category>
		<category>amplifier</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11290/Useful+tips+for+guitar+beginners%21</link>
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		<title>Where'd the weekend go?</title>
		<description>In fact where did the week go since I last had something to write about? Had plenty going on, I put it down to trying to learn the guitar, and the tips of my fingers are in far too much pain to type, so sorry if I go a bit slowly.If anyone has any go... </description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>driving</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11289/Where%27d+the+weekend+go%3F</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08&quot;&gt;Rated 3.63/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>syd arthur</category>
		<category>kid id</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08</link>
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		<title>Vegan lasagne</title>
		<description>Who'd have thought you could make vegan lasagne? Went for a dinner party last night, very sophisticated, round at Dom and Jen's. Dom and Dean made lasagne for the main course for everybody, with a vegan friendly roast vegetable lasagne for me, and it...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11275/Vegan+lasagne&quot;&gt;Rated 4.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>lasagne</category>
		<category>dinner party</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11275/Vegan+lasagne</link>
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		<title>Some optimistic estimates in this online auction I feel</title>
		<description>These all sound a bit high to me, found an auction of rock memorabilia:Soundproofing from Abbey Road £850+, signed KISS album, £3-400. Madonna platinum album £500+, these things are so common, our old office was stuffed with them. Guess if you have a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11244/Some+optimistic+estimates+in+this+online+auction+I+feel&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>memorabilia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11244/Some+optimistic+estimates+in+this+online+auction+I+feel</link>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>Play the Radio One Big Weekend fringe festival</title>
		<description>BBC Radio 1 DJ Zane Lowe is calling for bands from Maidstone and across Kent to get in touch with Radio 1 for the chance to be part of Radio 1's Big Weekend – The Fringe Festival. The Fringe will celebrate the local music scene, from guitar bands thr... </description>
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		<category>radio one big weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11161/Play+the+Radio+One+Big+Weekend+fringe+festival</link>
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		<title>popbitch redesign and contest!</title>
		<description>See the contest on the homepage, don't enter it though, I want to win! If you really want a Gibson Les Paul, make a video and win a Slash limited edition.Everyone hates the new design. It's not my design, it's not really anyone's any more, bits have ... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11115/popbitch+redesign+and+contest%21</link>
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		<title>Queen BACK!</title>
		<description>We're not going to this, nor going to get the album I wouldn't have thought. Went to see &quot;Queen&quot; before with Paul Rodgers, and it was good to hear some of the tunes live, but it's probably best just to leave it. Also Brian May seems like a bit of a m... </description>
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		<category>john deacon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11093/Queen+BACK%21</link>
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		<title>I would normally say &quot;but it's too hard&quot;</title>
		<description>but having seen all the downloadable tunes that are IMPOSSIBLE to play, I think a real guitar might be easier...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11088/I+would+normally+say+%22but+it%27s+too+hard%22</link>
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		<title>RE: Remembering XFM</title>
		<description>Dude, just buy yourself a REAL guitar.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11087/RE%3A+Remembering+XFM</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11075</guid>
		<title>Remembering XFM</title>
		<description>Was surprised earlier to realise that the original XFM only lasted for about a year, before being shut down and messed up by Capital. Yes we've been listening to more Ricky Gervais, still haven't found any really early shows. I'll post up a list of w... </description>
		<category>frets on fire</category>
		<category>guitar hero</category>
		<category>metallica</category>
		<category>xfm</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11075/Remembering+XFM</link>
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		<title>Guitar Hero on the Commodore 64</title>
		<description>Via www.engadget.com.There's a PC / Mac game you can download for free, where you hold your keyboard like a guitar, Frets On Fire...... </description>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>commodore64</category>
		<category>c64</category>
		<category>engadget</category>
		<category>guitar hero</category>
		<category>games</category>
		<category>frets on fire</category>
		<category>diy</category>
		<category>hacks</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11057/Guitar+Hero+on+the+Commodore+64</link>
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		<title>looking for suitable venue in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Hi,We are  looking for suitable venue in Folkestone one of our gigs.We are an 8-piece live band called The Vintage Corporation and we organise our own 60’s and 70’s gigs. We are looking for halls in London and the South East to perform in.Requirement... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11000/looking+for+suitable+venue+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10950</guid>
		<title>Local Recording/Rehearsal Studio!</title>
		<description>Hey guys.Refurbishment at The Manor Studio is 99% finished! I have uploaded some photos here:www.myspace.com/themanorstudioI offer 24-track digital recording facilities, and have recorded a LOT of bands over the last few years, some of whom can be he... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>recording studio</category>
		<category>studio</category>
		<category>manor studio</category>
		<category>frogholt</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10950/Local+Recording%2FRehearsal+Studio%21</link>
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		<title>Is this new and exciting? ROBOT GUITAR</title>
		<description>I think it's cool: Have they made a guitar where the frets move in and out yet so someone like me could play?... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10752/Is+this+new+and+exciting%3F+ROBOT+GUITAR</link>
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		<title>Marvellous</title>
		<description>I hope it's a top one. Sultans of Ping eh? Not heard of them in a while, I am jealous! Saw The Fall at Ashton Court festival a couple of weeks ago.. they were nothing much to write home about though. Much shambling about stage, random turning up of g... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10358/Marvellous</link>
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		<title>Gig guide from this week in 1981!</title>
		<description>so it wasn't all big name indie bands playing the Metronome every night as I've been led to believe... here's a fascinating republication of gig listings from 1981, from the good people at www.kentgigs.com. Don't forget my Folkestone gig guide though... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>dover</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>hawkinge</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>gig guide</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9718/Gig+guide+from+this+week+in+1981%21</link>
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		<title>That all seems like a long time ago now</title>
		<description>Yeah, I didn't post anything yesterday, was off in London. How can Justin be leaving the band? Is it something to do with contracts? I know Dan's a great guitarist, but how on earth could they carry on without Justin?</description>
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