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		<title>I don't even know anyone in London any more I could go to this with</title>
		<description>How Does It Feel's gig guide has it that David Devant and his Spirit Wife are playing Inn On The Green in West London on Thursday night. I even have Friday off! If it was actual central London I might be able to do it and get the vomit comet home. I'...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11334/11334/I+don%27t+even+know+anyone+in+London+any+more+I+could+go+to+this+with&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;I don't even know anyone in London any more I could go to this with&quot; src=&quot;http://www.iotg.co.uk/page-images/MCIQNNUMJX96200665152_iotg%20green.web.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Canterbury, yesterday</title>
		<description>Went to Canterbury yesterday, ate lunch, came home. That was about it really. Got some Thai food in The Hobgoblin. My jungle curry was pretty good, very hot too, but Clare didn't like her Pad Thai chicken.Yeah, not the most interesting thing for you ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11308/11308/Canterbury%2C+yesterday&quot;&gt;Rated 6.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>Recently our 5th Print competition of the season was held and judged by Kevin Harvey a member of St. Mary’;s Bay Camera Club and , a very experienced photographer with excellent tips on how we can improve our photography.  Winners (points our of 20) ... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>On 30th March was our 5th digital image competition of the season when our members learn from the judges comments, tips, advice and experience. Our judge was Mr Dave Mason who came to us from Woolwich, a very experienced photographer, and his results... </description>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<title>Easter events at The Hermitage</title>
		<description>The Hermitage has some easter events, including gourmet night on Thursday 20th:£19.95 per person inclusive ( wine is extra)Starters:                                                                                    Salmon Fumé Cocktail (Smoked Salmo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11069/11069/Easter+events+at+The+Hermitage&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Easter events at The Hermitage&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2496134859_780229c35f_d.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11069/11069/Easter+events+at+The+Hermitage&quot;&gt;Rated 5.63/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Still Cure tickets left</title>
		<description>Less than a week to go until our gig of the year The Cure at Wembley on Thursday. Got an automated call from Ticketmaster telling me the stage times; 65daysofstatic are on at 7pm, and the Cure at 8pm, so that gives them plenty of time to play the thr... </description>
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		<title>Alright, Mr Gordon Brown is listening to me...</title>
		<description>Another petition, regarding a tax on plastic bags. With the news that M&amp;S are stopping giving them away, things are rollling in a greener direction. With this, and the recent sunday newspaper story that Brucie probably WILL be getting his knighthood ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11007/11007/Alright%2C+Mr+Gordon+Brown+is+listening+to+me...</link>
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		<title>10 myths about vegans</title>
		<description>www.bboheme.com (who I once bought some shoes from) emailed me today to tell me it's world vegan day and to share with me an advert for their shoes and things, cunningly wrapped in a &quot;10 Myths about Vegans&quot; list. They know bloggers love lists like fr... </description>
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		<title>Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!</title>
		<description>Imagine that... Overslept Sunday morning, so we went to Escondido for lunch instead. The chef got my food wrong again, so for the second time in a row mine came free, that's nice. Apparently Escondido weren't quite recovered from a disaster the previ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.59/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>I'm the walking dude (and so's my wife)</title>
		<description>Splendid weekend, thanks for asking, starting off with what's becoming a regular routine; a quiet night in Friday night then a trip to Canterbury Saturday daytime. Had a lovely Wagamama, only slightly marred by me biting through my lip again. In the ... </description>
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		<title>The sister-in-law's waters have just broken</title>
		<description>This is a medical term that is related in some way to having a baby apparently. This means we're likely to have a new niece this afternoon, we'll call in to see her on our way to Canterbury for lunch tomorrow, I think she's in Ashford. This new niece... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10404/10404/The+sister-in-law%27s+waters+have+just+broken</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Camera Club</title>
		<description>If this site had a clubs and societies section, stuff like this would definitely be in it:Monday 14th May saw Mr John Butler ARPS DPAGB APAGB, returning to judge our 6th and final print competition of the season. With his usual expertise, and hints a... </description>
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		<title>Motley Crue play Hammersmith</title>
		<description>If it wasn't a Monday night, I might go to this, 11th June at Hammersmith Odeon, it's Motley Crue. In fact a Tuesday night wouldn't be good either, nor any day from Sunday back round to Friday again are out. If they move this gig to a Saturday, and i...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10130/10130/Motley+Crue+play+Hammersmith&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Weekend roundup</title>
		<description>Keppel's Bar was very nice last Thursday, a real surprise, we'll definitely be back there again. They had live jazz in there that night (and every Thursday), a quiz on Friday that we couldn't go to, and other music nights, as well as all the events t... </description>
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		<title>Roundup</title>
		<description>Interview yesterday was good, but it's a small company and I'm still after more money than they can afford. It wis great to work on interesting projects, but I'm still holding out for a higher wage too right now, we have a mortgage and want a new hou... </description>
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		<title>Hot weekend</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, hot weekend, I even got sunburnt, lawks! We went to The Kent Show, and it was very nice. Lots of cool stuff there, like llamas and otters and birds and trucks and robots and Kaddy Lee-Preston and things, and I brought back some wine and... </description>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
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		<title>Chitty Chitty Bang Bang</title>
		<description>Well, great weekend in London with all the family, though it got off to a bit of a damp start for me... Left work at 5, picked up some beers and headed to our hotel to meet Clare, and got caught in the FIERCEST downpour ever! Frantically tried to dry... </description>
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		<title>Damn I had a really good headline in mind for this</title>
		<description>SO, went to Ireland at the weekend, and it was very nice! Here will follow my little review of where we went and what we did, and things I recommend and things I don't.Friday morning we had a wedding meeting at Lympne Castle, TOO EARLY, and too many ... </description>
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		<title>Switch off!</title>
		<description>Been forwarded something from Green Energy about a day of switching off applicances. I do try, maybe it would be cool to have a day in the dark ages. Hard to work, being a computer bod and all, and no-one would be reading my blog. Oh, they're suggest... </description>
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		<title>Secret Franz Ferdinand gig</title>
		<description>Writing the number one Stoke Newington website, and sharing an office with their manager, obviously I knew all about this secret gig in Newington Green last night... err... According to www.nme.com &quot;Franz turned up at the Mildmay Social Club in Stoke... </description>
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		<title>Darkness review</title>
		<description>Not worth reposting it here, it's up on popex, you can read it there... a good night, as I've said before the best thing about Brixton gigs is I'm allowed to go in the Wetherspoons beforehand. Clare's not keen on that pub (The Beehive), and it's easy... </description>
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		<title>Summer has barely started...</title>
		<description>... but I'm fed up with Brazil already. That's probably the worst thing that can happen to a country: getting all this hype from all the wrong places. By September people will associate Brazil with cheap (or overpriced), but definitely green-and-yell... </description>
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		<title>What I done on my holidays</title>
		<description>Well, that was the holiday then. A fantastic 168 hour long boozy lunch, we didn't do much more than get up for a big breakfast, sit snacking and drinking by the pool while waiting for our big boozy lunch, then eat and drink until it was time for a bi... </description>
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		<title>Metallica and Linkin Park for Download</title>
		<description>Two of the biggest rock bands in the world are confirmed to headline thisyear's Download Festival, winners of Kerrang!'s 2003 Festival Of The Yearaward. Metallica, who have sold more than 90 million albums, won numerousawards and were the secret gues... </description>
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		<title>Oyster Card Fears</title>
		<description>My Oyster card messed up for the first time today, I'm not sure staff really know what to do when this happens. First bus it worked fine, then on the next bus in Finsbury Park it gave me a red light. The driver didn't know what this meant, except tha... </description>
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		<title>Meme me me me</title>
		<description>Toaster porn, and Angle Grinder Man... I like that site, and I like the subversiveness, but generally I think I am on the side of the speed camera and the clamp. Also I am liking the idea of heat sensitive paint, though maybe it's a mistake, like the... </description>
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		<title>Phew</title>
		<description>Didn't end up going to the zoo, went on a boat trip to Greenwich instead with Pauline and Jim. Hottest day ever or WHAT?Still no hot water, but it doesn't seem to matter. Looks like the landlord's been in the flat while we were out. Spooky.MAYBE HE'S... </description>
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		<title>R*E*S*P*E*C*T</title>
		<description>FREE anti racist festival celebrating London's diversity, Saturday 19th July at the Millennium Dome... you remember that, bloody great white elephant near Greenwich.Anyway it's going to feature Panjabi MC, Un-Cut, Heartless Crew and more on the music... </description>
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		<title>Kings College</title>
		<description>Some special Radio One thing, got a nice freebie from friends I was about to start working with at Channelfly. Green Day picked some kids out of the audience and made them play a song.</description>
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