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		<title>History of The Langhorne</title>
		<description>Didn't realise they had their own site...</description>
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		<title>Leeroy Thornhill</title>
		<description>He was at the &lt;strong&gt;Avalanches&lt;/strong&gt; gig last night (8th August) with a lady, who was unfortunately elbowed in the face NOT BY ME THOUGH.</description>
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		<title>Leeroy Thornhill</title>
		<description>I was the one who elbowed his lady friend in the face, if you're reading this... Sorry ! :o)</description>
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		<title>Leroy Thornhill</title>
		<description>Scoring four goals in a charity match for Arsenal FC versus Newnham Dads (Big Respect, Leroy!) - but your goals were crap compare to mine!!! HAHAHA!!!</description>
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		<title>Nick Hornby</title>
		<description>The Fever Pitch/High Fidelity author was at the same event as Charlie George.  I spotted him schmoozing with the other celeb lowlifes in the VIP room.</description>
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		<title>Kate Thornton</title>
		<description>Kate was at the Coronet last night to see Justim, she was really getting into it and seemed to be as annoying in real life as she is on the telly</description>
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		<title>Mummm, my ears hurt</title>
		<description>Literally within HOURS of being added to the game, we have a free copy of Raging Speedhorn's (eponymous debut) album sent in... that's the kind of efficiency all record company's should aim for...The album is a SLAB of METAL - sounds mostly like Pant... </description>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA... </description>
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		<category>cheriton</category>
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		<title>Anyone got anything to say about Folkestone that doesn't involve machetes?</title>
		<description>Lordy all these tweeting and retweeting, see what the front page of the Gerald looks like at the moment! @rmtimes seems to have broken the story and we've all passed it on, and every time someone else passed it on I've retweeted them because they men... </description>
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		<title>Sold 80 CD's today</title>
		<description>Sold 80 CD's in my one man boot fair at work today, mostly to the one friend who I sit next too. Only about A THOUSAND to go then, see you at the Shornecliffe Road boot fair in the morning!... </description>
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		<title>RE: Thanks for that brilliantly detailed reminiscence</title>
		<description>Hi Pauly.... Sorry but my brain's a little befuddled about exact dates.  However, I can tell you that it would have bee arounf the period 1970-1971-ish to around 1976-77ish?  During this period I was also in a local (Dover) band myself: &quot;Father Luke&quot;... </description>
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		<category>hornsey art college</category>
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		<title>2010 Dates for Charity Boot Fairs in Folkestone, Shorncliffe Road</title>
		<description>This years CHARITY BOOT FAIRS IN AID OF CANCER RESEARCH UK  - St Marys College Playing Field Shorncliffe Road Folkestone start:SATURDAY 3rd APRIL 2010then EVERY OTHER SATURDAY until October (weather permitting)April 17thMay 1st, 15th, 29thJune 12th &amp;... </description>
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		<title>Third time at the quiz, third place in the quiz</title>
		<description>Clare's team came third in The Britannia Wednesday quiz yesterday. First week they won it, second week they came second, third week they came third. I can almost see a pattern here, but it just escapes me.As well as The Last Detective I watched the e... </description>
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		<title>Good quiz at the Britannia, Horn Street</title>
		<description>We did the quiz at The Britannia this week, my first time though the wife has been the previous three weeks. A good fun quiz, apparently the food is very good too. Next week I'll be there early for the eats too as it is curry night.We came second, th... </description>
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		<title>Britannia quiz this week is FULLY BOOKED!</title>
		<description>Just called up to get a table for the weekly quiz at The Britannia, Horn Street, and they're fully booked! They have a reserve list of ten alredy. Food this week is chicken and chips which is obviously very popular.We went to that quiz again this wee... </description>
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		<title>Alternative approach to Shorncliffe Garrison Proposals.</title>
		<description>Mobile Exhibition for Alternative suburbia &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15th-17th May&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stadium&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;alternativesuburbia.wordpress.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to join the discussion±</description>
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		<title>Worcester Philharmonic Orchestra, soloist Nicola Thomas (horn)</title>
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		<title>Pal Joey</title>
		<description>This is to announce the musical 'Pal Joey' to be performed on the 3rd 4th 5th of August at Westbrook House Preparetory School 54-56 Shornecliffe Rd, Folkestone. 7.30 pm. Tickets are £5.00 Normal price or £3.50 Concs and groups of 5 or more. Tickets a... </description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Pal-Joey-Westbrook-House-Preparetory-School/14011.html</link>
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		<title>The Grand Turk</title>
		<description>The Grand Turk set to sail from Folkestone Harbour!The Grand Turk is probably best-known in Britain for her role in the 'Hornblower' and other films and television series. The ship has been a regular visitor to ports in Kent in the past, but this vis... </description>
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		<title>Mayer Hawthorne &amp; the County</title>
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		<title>Langhorne Slim &amp; The War Eagles, Lucky Jim</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Langhorne-Slim-The-War-Eagles-Lucky-Jim-Cluny-2-The-formerley-The-Round-/215182.html</link>
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		<title>Langhorne Slim</title>
		<description>7.00</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Langhorne-Slim-Freebutt/220088.html</link>
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		<title>Joe Longthorne Christmas Special</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Joe-Longthorne-Christmas-Special-Banks-s-Stadium/216358.html</link>
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		<title>Folkestone DFAS (Decorative &amp; Fine Arts Society) Lecture</title>
		<description>Elizabeth Rumbelow illustrates the four seasons of the year through art, poetry and music in her lecture &quot;A Celebration of the Seasons in Art, Poetry &amp; Music&quot;.  The Tower Theatre, North Road, Shorncliffe, Folkestone CT20 3HL.   Visitors welcome: Â£5,... </description>
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		<title>Arthur Smith, Tim Key, Alex Horne, Ava Vidal, Carl Donnelly</title>
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		<title>26th Annual One Act Festival, Firefly Heartbeat by Edward Davenport, Cleaning Agents by Edwin Preece, Apple Pie by Philip Gawthorn</title>
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		<title>The Joe Longthorne Summer Spectacular</title>
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		<title>Joe Longthorne</title>
		<description>20 - 22.5</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Joe Longthorne</title>
		<description>20 - 22.5</description>
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		<title>FRIDAY FIX, Janey Godley, Davey See, Matt Winning, Martin Bearne, Horndog Brass Band, Dukes</title>
		<description>8.00</description>
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		<title>Mayer Hawthorne and the County</title>
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		<title>Joe Longthorne</title>
		<description>19.5 - 22.5</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>An Evening with Joe Longthorne</title>
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		<title>Matt Horne presents Sessions 1, Matt Horne DJ Set, Rev (The Prodigy) D</title>
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		<title>Martin Stephenson &amp; The Daintees, Helen &amp; the Horns</title>
		<description>15.00</description>
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		<title>Langhorne Slim</title>
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		<title>Mayer Hawthorne</title>
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		<title>Joe Longthorne</title>
		<description>19.5 - 22.5</description>
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		<title>Joe Longthorne</title>
		<description>21 - 23.5</description>
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		<title>GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET&amp;#39;S NEST (15</title>
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