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		<title>Really pissed off</title>
		<description>Been looking forward to getting these Suede tickets all week, when I finally got through it turns out their for members only. I could join (30 quid - not sure if that's joining the ICA or joining the Suede fanclub) but the tickets for the first gigs ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/206/Really+pissed+off</link>
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		<title>really need a ticket for Hammersmith</title>
		<description>Really need a ticket for The Darkness at Hammersmith Odeon, please leave details here if you have one to sell...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/281/really+need+a+ticket+for+Hammersmith</link>
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		<title>It's been a week</title>
		<description>Time to mention the bus again, the 106 is back on track, not being diverted via Stoke Newington Church Street and so on, got me into work a bit too quick today... further investigations into Folkestone Metronome reveal that Zodiac Mindwarp and Wolfsb... </description>
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		<category>stoke newington</category>
		<category>zodiac mindwarp</category>
		<category>wolfsbane</category>
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		<category>vic reeves</category>
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		<category>baftas</category>
		<category>master and commander</category>
		<category>jonathon creek</category>
		<category>back to reality</category>
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		<category>catterick</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/911/It%27s+been+a+week</link>
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		<title>Yeah but no but, I am a REAL FAN!!!</title>
		<description>I've got &quot;THE CURE&quot; tippexed onto my pencil case and EVERYTHING! I'm going to cut it into my arm next!!!... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/996/Yeah+but+no+but,+I+am+a+REAL+FAN!!!</link>
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		<title>RE: Yeah but no but, I am a REAL FAN!!!</title>
		<description>um, that's not a real fan you ASS.  you obviously DO NOT GET IT and never will. </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/997/RE:+Yeah+but+no+but,+I+am+a+REAL+FAN!!!</link>
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		<title>i don't think this is real…</title>
		<description>…i sort of hope not. have a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.backfire.dk/EMPIRENORTH/newsite/products_en002_instructions.htm&quot;&gt; look &lt;/a&gt; &amp; see what you think.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1172/i+don%27t+think+this+is+real%85</link>
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		<title>It's hard to know where they're trying to go really</title>
		<description>I'm not saying I would never go there again, it's just a shame it was crap the one time we went there, when we'd been building it up...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1564/It%27s+hard+to+know+where+they%27re+trying+to+go+really</link>
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		<title>No - it's real</title>
		<description>http://www.silicon.com was reporting on it this morning as well. &lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1732/No+-+it%27s+real</link>
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		<title>she is really pretty but...</title>
		<description>her eyebrows really annoy me!!! i think she should pluck them... i totally think she is a gr8 looking girl and if i met her id b pretty speechless! i think she's a gd actress aswell! i aint gonna say i love her though! like a lot of u other people! h... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1750/she+is+really+pretty+but...</link>
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		<title>they arent even real hedgehogs---how disappointing</title>
		<description>anyway, just wondering about your iPAQ...which model did you get? i recall u saying u got the more expensive one...why did u do that?also, does it come with PDA version of MS Office? i.e. say you ran Outlook at work, could you get the iPAQ to synchro... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1981/they+arent+even+real+hedgehogs---how+disappointing</link>
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		<title>SuprNova.org - .com and .net are scammers! - The REAL Universal BitTorrent source</title>
		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2225/SuprNova.org+-+.com+and+.net+are+scammers!+-+The+REAL+Universal+BitTorrent+source</link>
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		<title>Ffffffreezing</title>
		<description>So, as mentioned before our office party was Friday night, actually in our office, and it seems to have been a resounding success. We had to leave early to try and get to Fareham, but so great a time was had by all they had to turn the heating off, a... </description>
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		<category>port solent</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2506/Ffffffreezing</link>
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		<title>Does anyone realise you're not an Australian?</title>
		<description>They thought we were americans actually, which I was most offended by.&lt;br /&gt;considering I will be having a burns night supper tonight I would have thought it would be hard to mistake me for anything else</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2650/Does+anyone+realise+you%27re+not+an+Australian%3F</link>
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		<title>Opera to MS: Get real about interoperability, Mr Gates | The Register</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2735/Opera+to+MS:+Get+real+about+interoperability,+Mr+Gates+%7C+The+Register</link>
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		<title>That's a real shame</title>
		<description>I don't think I'll like them without Frankie.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3465/That%27s+a+real+shame</link>
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		<title>Damn I had a really good headline in mind for this</title>
		<description>SO, went to Ireland at the weekend, and it was very nice! Here will follow my little review of where we went and what we did, and things I recommend and things I don't.Friday morning we had a wedding meeting at Lympne Castle, TOO EARLY, and too many ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3483/Damn+I+had+a+really+good+headline+in+mind+for+this</link>
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		<title>AF&amp;RM CAMRA says Gate 28 is reopening as a pizza restaurant</title>
		<description>Not sure if that info is more up to date than what I read on Facebook. This is from the September issue of Marsh Mash, the newsletter of Ashford, Folkestone and Romney Marsh branch of CAMRA: The bad news, The Fox Willesborough was firmly closed when ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11574/AF%26RM+CAMRA+says+Gate+28+is+reopening+as+a+pizza+restaurant</link>
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		<title>Interactive map of Folkestone</title>
		<description>Check out this interactive map of Folkestone - just drag to redraw the Folkestone map according to your requirements, ie find pubs with real ale and a pool table etc.Also, now add it to your map folkestonegerald.com/img/add2google.gif . If you're loo... </description>
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		<category>pub mapplet</category>
		<category>kent pub map</category>
		<category>kent real ale map</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3550/Interactive+map+of+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>I know, I really messed up...</title>
		<description>I didn't actually see the tickets until today, I thought I'd get a call to sign for them as they were coming here special delivery, but I didn't, so I forgot about it until I'd left work... found the tickets in my pigeon hole this morning. I am shame... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3626/I+know,+I+really+messed+up...</link>
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		<title>that's a really good setting</title>
		<description>top skills on that choice.nah, if you're any good work will realised that without you they're nothing and will crumble into a pile of poodust.ION, i've now managed to get my iPAQ to link up with my wireless router. in our block of flats there's a goo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3816/that%27s+a+really+good+setting</link>
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		<title>I think it only works if you're really thin</title>
		<description>I've got a shirt from america that looks like it's two t-shirts, but really it's just one.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3857/I+think+it+only+works+if+you%27re+really+thin</link>
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		<title>Real Estate Search</title>
		<description>Hmm, seen something like this before... yes, it's like my own cheap and cheerful Folkestone property map! Go and have a look at it please and let me know what you think. The Folkestone map I mean, not that American one.If you're after a pub or someth... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3987/Real+Estate+Search</link>
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		<title>I'm being a real moron today</title>
		<description>right that makes sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where is there nowhere for me to leave my name? Have I missed that too or has it gone?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soz, bag of wants today</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4104/I%27m+being+a+real+moron+today</link>
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		<title>RE: I'm being a real moron today</title>
		<description>No idea why that should have disappeared... it's all OK here, I will look into it.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4105/RE:+I%27m+being+a+real+moron+today</link>
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		<title>The Luggage, but for real</title>
		<description>The Luggage, from Terry Pratchett's Colour of Magic and other Discworld Novels, and it can be yours, all the money goes to charity.A unique opportunity to own a one-off replica of the luggage as featured in Sky One's adaptation of Terry Pratchett's T... </description>
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		<category>colour of magic</category>
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		<category>sky one</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11089/The+Luggage,+but+for+real</link>
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		<title>Jarvis Cocker</title>
		<description>I had a dream that I was hanging out with Jarvis in Basingstoke.  Does that count?  I think it should.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5285/Jarvis+Cocker</link>
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		<title>LL Cool J</title>
		<description>At starbucks at the airport in montreal. I served him a mocha frapaccino! damn he is fine and very friendly. On july 3rd 2003</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5538/LL+Cool+J</link>
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		<title>Chris North</title>
		<description>That &quot;Mr Big&quot; out of Sex and the City - he was walking out of a shop on the main street in the city. He was with a short Japanese woman who was not anyone famous that I recognised. My wife doesn't beleive me, but it really was him, honest!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5819/Chris+North</link>
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		<title>Michael Jackson</title>
		<description>september 12, 2003 around 16:00 (montreal), Michael Jackson was in downtown Montreal . I don't really know what we was doing because of all the bodyguards, he have, but I know he was going to the gay district, but I don't know why. (maybe to talk bui... </description>
		<category>233</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5857/Michael+Jackson</link>
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		<title>I don't really know the area too well</title>
		<description>Can't find any mention of it online...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was Zammo though.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6281/I+don%27t+really+know+the+area+too+well</link>
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		<title>The Tears</title>
		<description>plus The Subways. First official gig for Brett Anderson and Bernard Butler's new band, though they went and did a couple of sneaky warmups before this in Oxford and somewhere else. Not that great really.... </description>
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		<title>Doves</title>
		<description>A &quot;campaign for real indie&quot; night, they're quite good, if a bit mellow</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Doves-Leas-Cliff-Hall/3595.html</link>
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		<title>VALENTINES!</title>
		<description>We are posted as having a Cabaret for Valentines Night but thats changed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A fantastic gourmet evening. 7 courses of really amazing food. Live romantic music.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/VALENTINES--The-Grand/6731.html</link>
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		<title>Damon Albarn</title>
		<description>Democrazy, bit worthy really, and not that thrilling, but nice to be somehwere trendy for a change...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Damon-Albarn-Neighbourhood/9196.html</link>
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		<title>The Wonderstuff</title>
		<description>did I really see them on the 3rd Feb too?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Wonderstuff-Forum/9214.html</link>
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		<title>The Beta Band</title>
		<description>NME Brats show, lovely write up: [quote]Flash forward a few years to the Beta Band in January 2000, at an NME Brats show. I don't really remember much, other than that I was with a big group of my gigging mates in the upstairs bit, we were all trolle... </description>
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		<category>chain</category>
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		<category>closed</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Beta-Band-Astoria/9302.html</link>
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		<title>The Boo Radleys</title>
		<description>Was it Sigur Ros supporting at this one? Just around the time I moved to London, was this really my first gig of that era?</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Boo-Radleys-The-National-Club/9345.html</link>
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		<title>Ed Tudor-Pole</title>
		<description>Caberet, with Nan Vernon, Wasp Factory, Kevin Eldon, George Egg, Rahmond and Mr Timpkins Revue, The Really Band and compere Lee Hurst</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ed-Tudor-Pole-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/9750.html</link>
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		<title>Sheep On Drugs</title>
		<description>Power broke down during their set. They're not really acoustic unplugged types, and they stormed off.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Sheep-On-Drugs-South-Parade-Pier/9844.html</link>
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		<title>Bush</title>
		<description>plus Placebo. Not sure I actually went to this, I remember feeling really ill at the previous day's gig, think I was out for a few days with something like flu or glandula fever...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Bush-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/9896.html</link>
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		<title>G4</title>
		<description>Operatic reality show runners up.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/G4-Leas-Cliff-Hall/11629.html</link>
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		<title>(The Real) Reflective, Real Reflective</title>
		<description>5.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/-The-Real-Reflective-Real-Reflective-O2-Academy-Sheffield/220096.html</link>
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		<title>David Devant and his Spirit Wife</title>
		<description>Before I lived in &lt;strong&gt;New Cross&lt;/strong&gt;, didn't really know where it was. We thought we could get a tube there (it was not running) and walked back to Waterloo after...</description>
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