Bahia De Alcudia"Guten Tag" as they say in Majorca... weather is fine, though we had one day of rain, food is shockingly bad, Clare got food poisoning one day. Not from the hotel though, we've not eaten much here. The guests seem to be about half English and half Ge... Lone Star Comedy, now with added German standupThe line up consists of Henning Wehn, Liam Mullone, Jim Smallman and a newcomer’s act.Henning Wehn is the German Comedy Ambassador to the UK. He calmly and clinically debunks the idea that Germans do not have a sense of humour.Henning does this by ... Snowing here!<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/3211822673/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3359/3211822673_e16ec17a01.jpg" alt="From Flickr" /></a>MunichI was in Munich last week with work, and haven't written it up yet, so here we go... I opted for the early morning start on Monday, instead of letting the trip intrude into my Sunday afternoon so was off and away just after 6am. Thought I was going t... "We thought he was asleep"Two women tried to do a <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm">weekend at Bernie's</a> but for real and take a DEAD MAN onto a plane.<br />They're German, living in Manchester, but it happened in Liverpool.Dirty German hackersKeep getting email alerts today, letting me know that some dirty german hackers are trying to submit something to a page of mine on the web, namely:1 declare @q varchar(8000) select @q = 0x57414954464F522044454C4159202730303A30303A313527 exec(@q) --L... Has felt like a tiring weekProbably just hay fever making me feel not-quite-ill but a bit under the weather. It's turned a bit greyer today though still nice enough out. The walk to and from the station is a bit fresher than it has been but still no call for a jacket. I must r... DreamsLast night I dreamed (or is it dreamt?) I was doing a quiz, for one of the questions we were given some sheet music or some tablature and we had to work out what song it was, and the only way we could do it was by trying to play it on the guitar. It ... Abracadabra, German Humour Goes GlobalMichael Schenker in LondonMichael Schenker Formed: Jan 10, 1955 in West Germany Active: '80s, '90s, 2000s Major Styles: Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Contemporary Instrumental Representative Albums: "The Essential...Sonisphere Festival 2010 in KnebworthSonisphere Festival 2010 in Knebworth tickets Sonisphere has put together a line-up that brings together the best rock and metal acts of today. Heavy metal legends, Iron Maiden and German...F1: German Grand Prix in Hockenheim185.90German Open Championship 2010 in Hamburg93.08F1: German Grand Prix in Hockenheim137.62Abracadabra - German Humour Goes Global