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		<title>Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything</title>
		<description>Great weekend. As an intro though, specifically for the people from work who mentioned they had found this page recently - at no point did I drink too much and become annoying, I am a fine upstanding member of staff. Probably you can go back to work ... </description>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<title>No lunch for me thanks</title>
		<description>Blee, it's our &quot;rumble in the jungle&quot; fun day at work and they've just completed their bushtucker trial type thing. Brains, tongue, testicles, scorpions, all sorts. Couldn't really get close enough to take any pictures or shoot any video but I will c... </description>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<title>Canterbury, but not house hunting</title>
		<description>Not a bad weekend. Started on a bum note, with a death, my sister's ma-in-law passed away unexpectedly on Friday, so thoughts with all the families involved obviously. Saturday we stayed local, didn't go to Canterbury as Clare was having lunch with h... </description>
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		<category>caffe uno</category>
		<category>cafe venezia</category>
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		<title>looking for suitable venue in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Hi,We are  looking for suitable venue in Folkestone one of our gigs.We are an 8-piece live band called The Vintage Corporation and we organise our own 60’s and 70’s gigs. We are looking for halls in London and the South East to perform in.Requirement... </description>
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		<title>Particularly fulsome weekend, with curries.</title>
		<description>Splendid weekend, a bit different this time, starting off with a half day on Friday. I headed to Winchester to meet up with some friends, and really needed the extra time to make the most of the night. Clare stayed home watching Children in Need afte... </description>
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		<title>Frank Skinner last night</title>
		<description>Quite a good gig last night, Frank was funny and rude, and likeable because of his self depracating ways. He did two sets, with an interval, and then came back to do a little song on his banjo too. He's on tour for another two months, so see him if y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Frank Skinner last night&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Touch Wood</title>
		<description>According to popbitch this week, this book is written by an ex pop star. My money's on one of Kajagoogoo:What would inspire a man to give up his job? Lie to his friends? Avoid his parents? Con his girlfriend? And shell out tens of thousands of his ow... </description>
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		<category>book</category>
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		<title>xml namespaces in jquery</title>
		<description>How do I access xml tags in other namespaces using jquery? If I have some xml like:      hey    yeah    woo  I can easily get any of the elements with something like $('thing')but how do I get them if the elements are namespaced, like      hey    yea... </description>
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		<title>Good weekend</title>
		<description>Quick trip to Mum and Dad's on Friday, with an afternoon off work thrown in, to be there for a fabulous family barbecue for Dad's birthday - I knew it was his 60th really. Just a flying visit, but still really good, nice to see so many people in one ... </description>
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		<title>Canterbury weekender</title>
		<description>Had such a great weekend, it's taken me days to recover, and I've not fully gathered my thoughts. I'm in danger of forgetting everything though, so It's time to blat out a mini review.Friday started how all our Fridays used to start, with a trip to C... </description>
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		<title>Kings of quiz</title>
		<description>Every week we struggle away at the friendly fun quiz at The Ship Inn in Sandgate, and we hardly ever come away with the top grand prize of a bottle of wine. This week, for a change we tried the Sunday quiz at Saltwood Castle (Saltwood Castle Hotel no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10128/Kings+of+quiz&quot;&gt;Rated 4.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Longboard marathon visits Folkestone</title>
		<description>Not along The Leas I hope, where skating is OUTLAWED:British Longboard Team Prepare for the Challenge of a Life TimeThe stage is set for a team of longboard skateboarders from Devon, UK to attempt a World Record Breaking marathon. In July 2007, the B... </description>
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		<title>Belated weekend roundup</title>
		<description>Weekend start sort of badly, and then sort of worse, and then actually got going really very well indeed. Train home hit some kind of delay, caused by some kind of delay on another train. That's as much detail as we've come to expect in the non expla... </description>
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		<title>RE: Club Indigo</title>
		<description>DON'T MISS OUT ON THE 23RD OF DECEMBER AT CLUB INDIGO VIP 10:30 TILL 3:00 &quot;ZERO&quot; THE NEW FUNKY, FILTHY, DIRTY HOUSE MUSIC WITH DJ DAMIEN LA FUNK!!DONT MISS OUT ON THE LAUNCH PARTY OF ZERO. THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE DON'T MISS OUT ON THE NIGHT EV... </description>
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		<title>The Royal Standard Folkestone Kent.....</title>
		<description>WELCOME to our Humble little Home/Pub, We are very freindly ,Warm, Lots of fun to be had by all... Our saying in the pub is &quot; IF YOU WANT TO STAY LONGER YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLIER&quot;... We have a pool table and dart board, We do a FREE QUIZ frm 9... </description>
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		<title>FREE MUSIC frm 5pm SUNDAYS . FREE QUIZ THURS NIGHT frm 9pm</title>
		<description>WELCOME to our Humble little Home/Pub, We are very freindly ,Warm, Lots of fun to be had by all... Our saying in the pub is &quot; IF YOU WANT TO STAY LONGER YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLIER&quot;...We have a pool table and dart board, We do a free quizz frm 9...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9798/FREE+MUSIC+frm+5pm+SUNDAYS+.+FREE+QUIZ+THURS+NIGHT+frm+9pm&quot;&gt;Rated 4.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>I thought things looked funny from the train last night</title>
		<description>Looking out of my window I could see lots of lorries queued up in the dark, I thought it was the entrance to the tunnel but wondered why I'd not noticed it before... Seems the M20 was closed last night, Operation Stack came into effect:Motorists were... </description>
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		<title>Transport updates</title>
		<description>Journey times have been much better since Monday. If I race out of the door here at six, I get a train at Cannon Street that gets me home without changing for eight fifteen. Bit boring travelling on my own, but I'm plodding on with these book, and re... </description>
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		<title>Fun night out</title>
		<description>I can only just face up to writing down my fun night out on Monday, where I went for popbitch drinks, at The Coach and Horses, Soho. Well, one of them. All was going swimmingly, drinks kept turning up at the table for me, and I kept drinking them. I ... </description>
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		<title>Another action packed weekender</title>
		<description>The new computer est arrivé! Had no time to play with it yet as it's been such a busy weekend, and so had no time to get pictures off the camera yet, so my weekend diarisation and explanation is without illustration so far, sorry (see pictures by my ... </description>
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		<title>Woo, new computer is on the way</title>
		<description>I was all set to post some abuse about the unhelpfulness of the couriers used by Dell, I got the usual spiel on the phone about how they can't give me a smaller time frame than 8am to 6pm for delivery, they can't give the actual courier on the ground... </description>
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		<title>Welcome to Miami!</title>
		<description>Or, rather, from Miami, or even (by the time I write this up) hello from England, Miami sends its regards. Just BACK from a trip to the US of States to visit Clare's bro and sister-in-law in the pan-handle bit of the Americas. Tiring flight over to M... </description>
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		<title>The perfect crime</title>
		<description>After the fabulous treat of yesterday evening (sausage, beans and fried potatoes for tea AND two episodes of Lovejoy), this morning's long wait outside the office was probably due. No keyholder turned up for over an hour, so I couldn't get into the b... </description>
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		<title>Weddingtastic weekender</title>
		<description>Might mighty wedding fun at the weekend, but I'm KNACKERED now... Headed back in to London Saturday morning for the wedding of Ralph and Linda at The Royal Society for the Encouragement of Arts, Manufactures &amp; Commerce (RSA for short), just off The S... </description>
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		<title>RE: Could well be the guitarist who directed the music then</title>
		<description>Hi Guys,thanks for coming to the gig..hope the jazz didn't put you off! Re. your query..(Just to clarify, certainly not snarky)In terms of the jazz thing- not so much a new direction. I've actually been singing jazz for coming on ten years (ooh, just... </description>
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		<title>Weekend report</title>
		<description>Super weekend, starting with The Mighty Boosh at the LCH, funny, good, we felt a bit old though, they do attract a young audience, lots of whom were dressed up. I maybe enjoyed the show a bit more than my companions, though it did feel a bit like a c...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend report&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Why's it always Rik Waller?</title>
		<description>In Kent Children in Need - BBC appeal will be broadcast from Medway on Friday 18th November. The county will be awash with fund-raising events to collect cash for the BBC Children in Need appeal.On Friday 18 NovemberIn Medway the Black Lion Leisure C... </description>
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