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		<title>football match</title>
		<description>Thanks for listing our matches down at Hythe Town FC – all publicity, much appreciated. We're having a great season, playing excellent football, and there is always a friendly welcome (sometimes too friendly and you get roped into helping, like I did... </description>
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		<category>football</category>
		<category>sport</category>
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		<title>I wouldn't take it personally...</title>
		<description>...I just thought you had a huge range of styles and I didn't *personally* like the one of Bruce Willis (it doesn't look finished either?).  I'm allowed an opinion right? I can't play football at the level required for my country but I'm still allowe... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10428/I+wouldn%27t+take+it+personally...</link>
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		<title>He used to say the same thing.</title>
		<description>I do not miss the commute to York at all. Despite the reading and music listening and leching at lovely business type ladies at the station.I don't even know what facebook is. I've got a myspace thing, but there's nowt on it, I only got the account t... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10246/He+used+to+say+the+same+thing.</link>
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		<title>Robot vs robot</title>
		<description>So which robot is best then? This running footballer from Japan?Or this genuinely monstrous droid that I snapped at the Kent Show last year? Which one is more human like, and more importantly which one is more robot like?Thanks to Stu for the feeble ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9908/Robot+vs+robot</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9682</guid>
		<title>Quiet night in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Saturday we went on a bit of tour of Folkestone, just to remind us and our visitor Emma of some of the less salubrious joints in town. We were originally going to head into Hythe and get a curry, but Emma already had a dinner lined up, so decided to ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9682/Quiet+night+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<description>Really bad and sad news about Paul Hunter, he was only 27 and had just become a dad, should have known things were very serious when his ranking was frozen earlier this year, that's an unusual move, though we really thought and hoped he'd recover.Als... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9614/</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8657</guid>
		<title>Get it over with...</title>
		<description>Football was disappointing, but probably where we deserved to get to. Knocked out by Manchester United though, who'd have thought it. The rest of the weekend was fabulous, here we go.Saturday had some friends visiting, so we headed out for a GREAT lu...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8657/Get+it+over+with...&quot;&gt;Rated 7.45/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>japanese</category>
		<category>noodles</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>canteen</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>typing</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8657/Get+it+over+with...</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8654</guid>
		<title>BAH</title>
		<description>(UPDATE: That's not how I'd sum up the whole weekend, just the post football feeling)</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8654/BAH</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8650</guid>
		<title>Sofa not so good</title>
		<description>Our new sofa is not arriving tomorrow now, I think they just realised about the clash with the  football... so, rearranged for Tuesday which is the only day they will do, and it's not terribly convenient for us :-( Still, means the footie, and our lu... </description>
		<category>beach</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8650/Sofa+not+so+good</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8627</guid>
		<title>We don't really go out any more</title>
		<description>Another smashing weekend, is it time for the next one yet? Saturday I played with the computer most of the day. Had no joy fitting the old big hard drive full of MP3s into the new computer, all the technology is different, the drive is SATA now so I'... </description>
		<category>itunes</category>
		<category>power cut</category>
		<category>pc</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8627/We+don%27t+really+go+out+any+more</link>
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		<title>Obligatory world cup post</title>
		<description>World cup, a bit of a tense game, we just about got there in the end. There are some bad people out there:An internet company which sold fake World Cup tickets to children may have made more than £60,000 in the scam.Nearly 400 schoolchildren from acr... </description>
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		<category>red dwarf</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>craig charles</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>picasa</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8593/Obligatory+world+cup+post</link>
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		<title>Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>One for my homies here Fareham nightclub Prague junction to be turned into a pig farm. Well possibly. The council keep rejecting plans to shut the club down and redevelop it as flats and offices as the land is earmark for a light rapid transit system... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8575/Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<title>School's out for, ooh, a long time now</title>
		<description>Going through some old photos now I have a scanner, here's my infant school lineup:[[http://static.flickr.com/59/166633373_32afcd8353.jpg] Portchester Northern Infants School Class 5]]Google have released  a web version of Picasa, their photo organis... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8553/School%27s+out+for%2C+ooh%2C+a+long+time+now</link>
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		<title>Another action packed weekender</title>
		<description>The new computer est arrivé! Had no time to play with it yet as it's been such a busy weekend, and so had no time to get pictures off the camera yet, so my weekend diarisation and explanation is without illustration so far, sorry (see pictures by my ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8523/Another+action+packed+weekender</link>
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		<title>RE: Is there a lawyer in the house?</title>
		<description>What?? 12 months??? That's some contract, are you secretly a premiership footballer?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8012/RE%3A+Is+there+a+lawyer+in+the+house%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Cheers</title>
		<description>Sorry, yeah, it needs at least 2.5. Not sure if you like football, but I bought FIFA06 and took it back and got Pro Evo 5, which is truely amazing by comparison. Don't bother with Prince of Persia...it's bug ridden and frustrating as hell!I bought a ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4473/RE%3A+Cheers</link>
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		<title>Nice one Neil!</title>
		<description>Looks like Folkestone Invicta made it into the FA Cup... This update from www.folkestoneinvicta.co.uk:Club Secretary Neil Pilcher, has advised the following admission prices for the Chester game and that entry tickets will be available on match day :...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4063/Nice+one+Neil%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Nice one Neil!&quot; src=&quot;http://www.folkestoneinvicta.co.uk/invictalogo.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4063/Nice+one+Neil%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>stadium</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4063/Nice+one+Neil%21</link>
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		<title>hmmmmmm...............</title>
		<description>These are poor families in low-rise estates.The estates are home to nearly as many single parents as traditional two parent families. There are many school age children and families are larger than average. There are also some couples whose children ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3727/hmmmmmm...............</link>
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		<title>I aspire to a gold card, but I struggle to pay off my debts</title>
		<description>What's your postcode saying behind your back? Mine's not being very complementary at all:Incomes are quite low. People have average educational qualifications. Their relatively routine jobs are in shops and offices, and there is some unemployment. Wi... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>upmystreet</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3725/I+aspire+to+a+gold+card%2C+but+I+struggle+to+pay+off+my+debts</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6249</guid>
		<title>Edgar DaviDs</title>
		<description>*shakes head*&lt;br /&gt;Edgar Davids.&lt;br /&gt;Footballer.&lt;br /&gt;Black guy.&lt;br /&gt;Dutch.&lt;br /&gt;Glaucoma means he wears glasses when he plays.&lt;br /&gt;Special glasses.&lt;br /&gt;Glasses made of tungsten.&lt;br /&gt;And supretrazene.&lt;br /&gt;And acid.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6249/Edgar+DaviDs</link>
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		<title>The Usual Suspects</title>
		<description>This bar, on the Old High Street is closing, and selling off all it's contents. So if you want a pool table, table football table etc, might be the place to go and have a look! There's a mobile phone number stuck up on a sign in the front window, tak...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2901/The+Usual+Suspects&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Usual Suspects&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/33/38182240_9de606a8c9_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2901/The+Usual+Suspects</link>
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		<title>Footballers Wives</title>
		<description>So, two of the Footballers Wives (Zoe Lucker and Sarah Barrand) live in Stokey, according to this Independent Article... I don't think I've seen paparazzi hanging around here recently. Did see something being filmed at  Stoke Newington High Street en... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2874/Footballers+Wives</link>
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		<title>Text alerts success</title>
		<description>You're now set up to receive Text alerts and you'll receive your first message in 7 working days time. ROCK! It's free and it's going to text me a mini statement once a week, that's cool... Tried to change my address online for proper postal statemen... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2815/Text+alerts+success</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">2670</guid>
		<title>Sleepy weekend</title>
		<description>Watched football, a rarity for me, but Portsmouth vs Southampton was on BBC1... So I sat watching in the flat in Folkestone on my own, with constant updates via text and phone from the mates who were gathered in the Chav Monkey in Fareham, drunk befo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2670/Sleepy+weekend</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6284</guid>
		<title>leilani</title>
		<description>I got into a lift with her and her boyfriend in sheffield over the weekend at about 2am.  Her boyfriend is totally stunning, i think he's a fottballer but i'm not very good with football so i don't know who he plays for or anything.  She is really no... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6284/leilani</link>
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		<title>There's only one Tommy Walsh</title>
		<description>Tow nights out in Stokey, whoever ehard of such a thing. Went to the White Hart (my table football definitely improved since I saw this, then on to Church Street, The Lion and then Anglo Asian. Not to self, same note as last time I had the Modu Masal... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2202/There%27s+only+one+Tommy+Walsh</link>
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		<title>Action Plan</title>
		<description>Pleased to report that the band were ace last night, and so is the venue. Can't believe we've not been to The Eye before, I suppose because it doesn't look like it'll be much from the outside, but inside there's a huge doglegged space with a couple o... </description>
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		<category>pool</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1949/Action+Plan</link>
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		<title>it'll be muddy and shit anyway.</title>
		<description>like the football.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(ps. my pagerank is higher than yours.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1645/it%27ll+be+muddy+and+shit+anyway.</link>
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		<title>Swiss grocer my arse!</title>
		<description>If you're going to let this man referee a football match, then what do you expect! He's got a gammy eye, made worse by the recent lolly throwing incident.We watched the game, it was all a bit much wasn't it, but I'll leave the commentary for everywhe... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1642/Swiss+grocer+my+arse%21</link>
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		<title>PiePod</title>
		<description>Ace, a guide to pies for your IPOD. Actually it only covers restaurants in New York, but nice to see people doing things like this. Our guide to Folkestone restaurants is also available in this way, via the power of IPOD Agent.Work is back to normal ... </description>
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		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>glastonbury</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>new york</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1636/PiePod</link>
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