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		<title>The fools, they've bricked up the door</title>
		<description>&lt;img src='http://www.popex.ukshells.co.uk/img/bungalow/bungalow2.jpg' alt='bungalow' width='300' height='333' border=0&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/stokey/30/0/&quot;&gt;Here's what the bungalow looked like last time&lt;/a&gt;... hope it's all going well...</description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/339/The+fools,+they%27ve+bricked+up+the+door</link>
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		<title>I pity the fool who's not looking forward to this</title>
		<description>A-Team movie on the way... no really this time! I heard from a mate at work that Stephen J Cannell had been quoted somewhere saying it was go, so I searched, and was half way through this before realising he made those comments in 1996... we'll see t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2086/I+pity+the+fool+who%27s+not+looking+forward+to+this</link>
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		<title>Isn't this their april fools?</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.co.uk/googlegulp/&quot;&gt;They're branching out into soft drinks&lt;/a&gt;... everyone thought gmail was an april fool last year.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3122/Isn%27t+this+their+april+fools%3F</link>
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		<title>Trigger from Only Fools and Horses</title>
		<description>Last Saturday (25th? Nov) he was walking around a show there in shades, trying to be incognito. I think most people didn't notice him because nodoby really remembers him much {;-)</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5466/Trigger+from+Only+Fools+and+Horses</link>
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		<title>Cassandra out of Only Fools And Horses</title>
		<description>She walks quickly!  She strode past me when I was waiting at the bus stop at Warren Street, and the bus only caught up with her at Angel... the bus got held up a bit in traffice, but even so!  </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5941/Cassandra+out+of+Only+Fools+And+Horses</link>
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		<title>Is this someone's idea of an April fool?</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wayahead.com/livegigpopex/price.asp?filler1=livegigpopex&amp;code=78906&quot;&gt;Glastonbury tickets&lt;/a&gt; - gimme a shout when phase two of the tickets are released : (</description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7267/Is+this+someone%27s+idea+of+an+April+fool%3F</link>
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		<title>Datsuns Tour</title>
		<description>Saw an amazing band yesterday, The Datsuns, now you can too - they're touring:Tonight (17th), Reading Fez ClubThursday 18th, Camden UnderworldSaturday 20th, Aldershot West End CenterSunday 21st, Manchester Night &amp; Day CafeFriday 26th, Harlow SquareSa... </description>
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		<category>the datsuns</category>
		<category>ac dc</category>
		<category>queen</category>
		<category>the darkness</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7293/Datsuns+Tour</link>
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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
		<category>april fool</category>
		<category>penguins</category>
		<category>wildlife</category>
		<category>nature</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>bbc breakfast</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>RE: Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>They just aired that at 7.30pm on BBC1 before I had to turn over because EastEnders was next.  Well done I thought.  Also &quot;my friend Terry Jones&quot;?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11128/RE:+Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>Red List Live festival cancelled for this year :-(</title>
		<description>Friend just got a press release (I did not) the festival has been postponed until 2010 based on the unacceptable risk of doing a festival in the current economic climate. Established local festivals were expected to have a greater impact than first e... </description>
		<category>red list live</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>red list</category>
		<category>port lympne</category>
		<category>red list festival</category>
		<category>php</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12457/Red+List+Live+festival+cancelled+for+this+year+:-%28</link>
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		<title>Is this Port Lympne's april fool or The Sun's?</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3503234/Gorillas-get-iPads-to-aid-alertness-and-keep-them-happier-in-zoos.html&quot;&gt;Gorillas get iPads&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for that Andy.</description>
		<category>port lympne</category>
		<category>gorilla</category>
		<category>ipad</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<category>april fool</category>
		<category>planet of the apps</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14233/Is+this+Port+Lympne%27s+april+fool+or+The+Sun%27s%3F</link>
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		<title>LUCY PORTER - FOOLS GOLD</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/LUCY-PORTER-FOOLS-GOLD-Library/202093.html</link>
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		<title>Fools Life - Xmas Party</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Fools-Life-Xmas-Party-Banks-s-Stadium/218085.html</link>
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		<title>Lucy Porter, Fool's Gold</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Lucy-Porter-Fool-s-Gold-DG-One-Leisure-Complex/212892.html</link>
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		<title>Plenty</title>
		<description>+ Chopper Nostrils + Fool Fighters. Doors 7.30pm &amp;pound;5</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Plenty-/235131.html</link>
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