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		<title>Genuinely free five pound bet</title>
		<description>Betfair are giving you a totally free GBP5 bet. All you have to do is click through and sign in with your name and email address. This is what you have to choose:Champions HurdleBack one of these two outcomes:1. Go Native/Binocular/Solwhit2. The othe... </description>
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		<category>horse racing</category>
		<category>free bet</category>
		<category>free money</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13340/Genuinely+free+five+pound+bet</link>
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		<title>Happy birthday Harry</title>
		<description>Well sort of, Harry is five months old today. He seems to have been here forever. He's a bit peaky today actually, his head felt hot yesterday when we got in, so took his temperature on a digital thermometer and it beeped and flashed red. Not a good ... </description>
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		<category>baby</category>
		<category>temperature</category>
		<category>calpol</category>
		<category>digital thermometer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13068/Happy+birthday+Harry</link>
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		<title>Due date plus five</title>
		<description>Still no movement btw. Driving to Maidstone and back later, that's sure to be when the baby decides to start making his way.</description>
		<category>baby</category>
		<category>pregnancy</category>
		<category>overdue</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12658/Due+date+plus+five</link>
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		<title>That wardrobe went for over five hundred quid</title>
		<description>They're going up in value, buy one quick, offset the massive losses of your Lloyds TSB shares! See the wardrobe here, that was with some damage and collecting from the midlands.... </description>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>radius</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>wardrobe</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>habitat radius wardrobe</category>
		<category>habitat oak</category>
		<category>habitat radius</category>
		<category>habitat radius</category>
		<category>radius wardrobe</category>
		<category>habitat radius oak wardrobe</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11992/That+wardrobe+went+for+over+five+hundred+quid</link>
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		<title>BACK from MUNICH!</title>
		<description>Now where is LOST? There was a double length episode on US TV last night I think! Or is it next week? lostpedia seems to have changed and is possibly not up to date any more... anyone know? Ah here are details (look out though SPOILERS) it was on las... </description>
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		<category>lost season five</category>
		<category>lost series five</category>
		<category>lost torrent</category>
		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11991/BACK+from+MUNICH%21</link>
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		<title>Series five of House (House MD)</title>
		<description>Only in the USA but &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=house+torrent&quot; title=&quot;Google for  house torrent&quot;&gt;I'm sure there must be a way&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<category>hugh laurie</category>
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		<category>house torrent</category>
		<category>house bittorrent</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11580/Series+five+of+House+%28House+MD%29</link>
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		<title>five quid???</title>
		<description>OOF! Pay to play, I never thought it would work... maybe it will, with enough marketing spend behind it.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9621/five+quid%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Just five more minutes</title>
		<description>Hmm...was this a private PB party then?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6549/RE%3A+Just+five+more+minutes</link>
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		<title>Just five more minutes</title>
		<description>Went for quick drinks to a popbitch party yesterday at The Player, it's cool there, and the cocktails were free. Stayed up a bit too late at home also, so feeling like RUBBISH today. Early to bed tonight.My ajax scripts have been running across all p... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6546/Just+five+more+minutes</link>
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		<title>Five reasons not to believe &quot;five reasons not to buy an IPOD&quot;</title>
		<description>It's good that someone is the devils advocado I suppose, but don't let this put you off owning a smashing gadget...Six-plus hours of battery life is not always enoughHmm, starts off with a good one, not that I'm in the habit of frequent journeys of m... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/485/Five+reasons+not+to+believe+%22five+reasons+not+to+buy+an+IPOD%22</link>
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		<title>Fiver shortage!</title>
		<description>Heard a sort of interesting thing today, well overheard it, on the 106 actually. This guy sat in front of me was telling his mate he'd met someone in from the royal mint who is personally responsible for five pound notes. 80% of five pounds are distr... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/385/Fiver+shortage%21</link>
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		<title>40GB of rubbish heavy metal</title>
		<description>WOO! The IPOD turned up today! And after all the worry of it going astray in the post or getting stolen, I get home to find it's been left on the door step.And if I thought the day couldn't get any brighter, it turns out that one tin of spaghetti hoo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/348/40GB+of+rubbish+heavy+metal</link>
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		<title>Win tickets to Five Night Stand tonight!</title>
		<description>It is Thursday and you are looking for a one night stand tonight.  Why not try your luck in Ocean Hackney.  MTV 5 Night Stands presents eccentric Super Furry Animals / explosive The Cooper Temple Clause and up and coming new British rock act Vex Red.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7456/Win+tickets+to+Five+Night+Stand+tonight%21</link>
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		<title>Stand by for free tickets to tonight's MTV Five Night Stand</title>
		<description>Courtesy of our friends at Cake, who are &quot;looking after&quot; Vex Red (http://www.electriccake.com/vexred) who are first on... gig also features Super Furry Animals and Cooper Temple Clause... it's totally sold out, so this will be a good one... question ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7150/Stand+by+for+free+tickets+to+tonight%27s+MTV+Five+Night+Stand</link>
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		<title>In The City Unsigned</title>
		<description>The Barfly... 9th October... Showcases the cream of In The City Unsigned... 5 bandsSpan... Nylon Pylon... Serafin... Sikth... Bendy Toy... Geezers Of Nazareth and DJs.Span - Norwegian 4-piece rock band less that 2 years old. Spent most of their time ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7231/In+The+City+Unsigned</link>
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		<title>Five</title>
		<description>interview / autograph signing / being a bunch of arse</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5055/Five</link>
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		<title>Tonight's Hot Ticket</title>
		<description>It's got to be John Cooper Temple Pilot Clause Clark Five, live tonight, at the Barfly...OK, If I say Cooper Temple Clause, tonight at the Monarch, does that make it easier?Some well meaning chums of the CTC have started setting up a site here:http:/... </description>
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		<title>Got the Camdemonium tickets</title>
		<description>And as I right this there are barely SEVENTY FIVE HOURS TO GO - you can collect your wristbands from 4pm on the day (Thursday), this is the perfect excuse to duck out of work early and start drinking...It's all too exciting for words, if you want a c... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6588/Got+the+Camdemonium+tickets</link>
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		<title>Win signed CBX singles...</title>
		<description>Got five signed copies of the new Clint Boon Experience single to give away to five lucky winners of our very tricky quiz...The single - &quot;Earworm&quot; - features Fran Healey out of Travis (well, on one of the tracks anyway) and is out on Monday (24th of ... </description>
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		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7344/Win+signed+CBX+singles...</link>
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		<title>The Coal Porters plus Cocos Lovers</title>
		<description>Five musicians from four different countries combine to form a powerful fusion of talent as the world’s first “alt-bluegrass” act, The Coal Porters.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Coal-Porters-plus-Cocos-Lovers-Quarterhouse/213978.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Coal Porters plus Cocos Lovers&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/95/254850902_0122217ed3_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Coal-Porters-plus-Cocos-Lovers-Quarterhouse/213978.html&quot;&gt;Rated 7.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Coal-Porters-plus-Cocos-Lovers-Quarterhouse/213978.html</link>
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		<title>65daysofstatic, Sixty Five Days Of Static, 65 Days of Static</title>
		<description>12.50 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/65daysofstatic-Sixty-Five-Days-Of-Static-65-Days-of-Static-Koko/202035.html&quot;&gt;Rated 6.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.5350</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1393</geo:long>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/65daysofstatic-Sixty-Five-Days-Of-Static-65-Days-of-Static-Koko/202035.html</link>
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		<title>Camden Crawl</title>
		<description>Popbitch is hosting a venue at Camden Crawl in May. Join us at Cuban Bar, bank holiday Sunday, 2 May, with five bands, amazing DJs and other stuff to tell you about soon. Buy tickets now!www.seetickets.com/camdencrawl... </description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>cocktails</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Camden-Crawl-The-Cuban-Camden-/213878.html</link>
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		<title>Blur</title>
		<description>Last of a five night residency. Would you adam and eve it &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/phil+daniels&quot;&gt;PHIL DANIELS&lt;/a&gt; showed up! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Blur-Astoria/9154.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Blur&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3592/3395790478_8e29be2962_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Blur-Astoria/9154.html&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Supergrass</title>
		<description>MTV Five Night Stand... wish I could find more details of these online, I know the support acts were good too.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Supergrass-Shepherds-Bush-Empire/9311.html</link>
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		<title>Suede</title>
		<description>MTV Five Night Stand, would have been a few other bands on the bill... broadcast on MTV from May 17 to May 23, 1999.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Suede-Shepherds-Bush-Empire/9295.html</link>
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		<title>Ash</title>
		<description>MTV Five Night Stand. Could be the 18th or the 28th, my ticket is ripped there...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ash-Shepherds-Bush-Empire/9306.html</link>
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		<title>KISS</title>
		<description>plus Rage Against The Machine, Skunk Anansie, Thunder and Three Colours Red and L7. Got freebies from the NME and drank all the money I saved. Kind of lost it about five songs in and ended up in Covent Garden.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/KISS-Finsbury-Park/215.html</link>
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		<title>Longpigs</title>
		<description>See that, five in a row, Perfume, Thurman, Fluffy, Gouge, Longpigs. At the time I thought what a GREAT time this is for music....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Longpigs-The-Joiners/9900.html&quot;&gt;Rated 4.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Longpigs-The-Joiners/9900.html</link>
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