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		<title>Maybe I'll make it to the NEXT Frog and Frigate reunion...</title>
		<description>Started to panic about the night out down The Frog. I would be leaving Clare and Harry for a long time, and be too far away from them and not able to get back in a hurry. Thought just staying in Fareham would be the better option and I'd be home earl... </description>
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		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>port solent</category>
		<category>wetherspoons</category>
		<category>clinkers</category>
		<category>lord arthur lee</category>
		<category>indian cottage</category>
		<category>the fareham</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12753/Maybe+I%27ll+make+it+to+the+NEXT+Frog+and+Frigate+reunion...</link>
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		<title>Eijidoku</title>
		<description>Like sudoku, but with letters and it goes to make up a crossword clue. Do the online one for free or buy the book; £3.75 direct or £10 from Amazon. And it's out of stock there anyway! 10% of each book goes to Rainbow Centre in Fareham which cares for... </description>
		<category>eijidoku</category>
		<category>sudoku</category>
		<category>puzzle</category>
		<category>book</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12717/Eijidoku</link>
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		<title>#hamageddon comes to Fareham!</title>
		<description>Hmm, maybe not, but Someone in Fareham who has been to Mexico has been told to stay off work, just in case... A worker at a Fareham company who returned from holiday in Mexico has been told to stay at home as a precaution against swine flu.Managers a... </description>
		<category>swine flu</category>
		<category>hamageddon</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12560/%23hamageddon+comes+to+Fareham%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">12519</guid>
		<title>Where did the weekend go?</title>
		<description>Great weekend, went to Fareham, saw family and friends, probably for the last time before baby is born for most of them... Went to Chichester, Clare had never been before, it was NICE! Had lunch in a vegetarian cafe that was NICE, foolishly offered t... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>chichester</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12519/Where+did+the+weekend+go%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">12395</guid>
		<title>Debenhams pulls out!</title>
		<description>Of a new development in Fareham, sorry for the scare. Though saying that I've not been into Folkestone town centre for a couple of weeks, has anything else closed there recently?... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>debenhams</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12395/Debenhams+pulls+out%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">12149</guid>
		<title>Just discovered #near:Fareham</title>
		<description>Neat this needs more investigating, twittering near Fareham, twittering near Folkestone, etc... maybe I should read the documentation! Also liking the filter: type stuff.... </description>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12149/Just+discovered+%23near%3AFareham</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11948</guid>
		<title>got lots of non folkestone venues on here</title>
		<description>Got lots of venues in Kent, mostly venues people who might go to Folkestone might also go to, Hastings isn't so far away! This one's probably been listed because of a local band playing there. I do have lots of venues in further away places like Lond... </description>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>hastings</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11948/got+lots+of+non+folkestone+venues+on+here</link>
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		<title>Another barney in Fareham, tsk</title>
		<description>Someone's finger bitten off this time, at Stubbington snooker club. This follows hot on the heels of the metal chair to the face. They know how to celebrate christmas down your way don't they?... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>stubbington</category>
		<category>snooker</category>
		<category>fight</category>
		<category>finger</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11914/Another+barney+in+Fareham%2C+tsk</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11566</guid>
		<title>Precision engineering?</title>
		<description>Are you a major shipbuilder looking for some machine components? How about a vintage aeroplane fan who needs some custom remade components? Structural engineering components? Marine leisure industry components? No, I thought not, but I'm thinking of ... </description>
		<category>engineering</category>
		<category>fareham engineering</category>
		<category>fareham precision engineers</category>
		<category>hampshire precision engineer</category>
		<category>custom engineering</category>
		<category>maritime renovation</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11566/Precision+engineering%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11546</guid>
		<title>So it's true then</title>
		<description>Gary Glitter has been hiding out near Fareham...... </description>
		<category>gary glitter</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>hill head</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11546/So+it%27s+true+then</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11525</guid>
		<title>It's Fareham, it's a squirrel, it must be the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A squirrel carrying a coconut.UPDATE: The Sun has it too. I don't read either of these papers, but The Guardian news podcast seems to have missed it...... </description>
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		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>daily mail</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11525/It%27s+Fareham%2C+it%27s+a+squirrel%2C+it+must+be+the+Daily+Mail</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11141</guid>
		<title>Heavy snow both ends</title>
		<description>Just back from the parents, we had heavy snow there at 8am this morning that settled, probably 3 or 4 inches deep in an hour, very nice to see but a bit terrifying, we thought it was there for the duration and we'd not be able to get back to Folkesto... </description>
		<category>snow</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11141/Heavy+snow+both+ends</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10953</guid>
		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he... </description>
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			<geo:long>-1.1758</geo:long>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>gps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10944</guid>
		<title>There's been a murder!</title>
		<description>Or possibly an accidental killing, in Fairfield Avenue, Fareham. That's more Bridgemary I think actually, but I don't remember my Fareham geography so well. Off there tonight actually, will attempt not to get murdered.... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<category>murder</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10944/There%27s+been+a+murder%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10856</guid>
		<title>Vice City: Fareham</title>
		<description>Fareham man mown down by car wielding would-be assassin, possibly:A 34-year-old man was walking along Red Barn Lane in Fareham yesterday when a car mounted the pavement and struck him from behind. The vehicle responsible then left the scene.Anyone wi... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10856/Vice+City%3A+Fareham</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10808</guid>
		<title>Fareham plays its part in the war on tourism</title>
		<description>A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... </description>
		<category>terrorism</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>snow</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10394</guid>
		<title>Party weekend</title>
		<description>Bah, I wrote this out once already and closed the browser by mistake... had kind of a busy week at work, that's got to be a good thing, but it's meant not really any time for writing here in the day time, and some days have seen me concentrating on s... </description>
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		<category>party</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>anniversary</category>
		<category>games</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10394/Party+weekend</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10214</guid>
		<title>Fareham to become a dry town</title>
		<description>Police hope a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Fareham from June 1 will also cut anti-social behaviour in the town.Signs will soon start appearing in hot-spots across the area, warning residents about the new powers.This really does apply in pubs, r... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<category>prohibition</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>joke</category>
		<category>hoax</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10214/Fareham+to+become+a+dry+town</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10200</guid>
		<title>Top weekend</title>
		<description>Great weekend visiting, eating, and drinking, very nice indeed, cheers. Not such a bad journey down to Fareham as it might have been, considering it was the bank holiday and traffic was supposed to be monstrous. Normal holdups around Hindhead and the... </description>
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		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>hastings</category>
		<category>rye</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>restaurants</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10200/Top+weekend</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>That's pretty bad... WHAT is the point of the cameras then?  Surely even if they catch the guy they can't use that as evidence?  It could be anyone.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10150/RE%3A+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>He looks guilty.....</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10148/RE%3A+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10146</guid>
		<title>Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>Police are looking for this man in connection with an alleged indecent assault:It shouldn't be too hard to find him, just look for the man with a big potato instead of a head. I can't even tell which way round that guy's supposed to be facing. Securi... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10146/Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham crack den</title>
		<description>Does this count? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10044/RE%3A+Fareham+crack+den</link>
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		<title>Fareham crack den</title>
		<description>Fareham's first crack den has just been closed down, that's on the same road as my alma mater.In the interest of balance and fairness, I did search for crack houses in Folkestone, but I have found none.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10041/Fareham+crack+den</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9803</guid>
		<title>Fareham: NOT the worst place in the country to live</title>
		<description>From Portsmouth today, in reopnse to a recent survey...Leader forces climbdown by newspapersTWO national newspapers have been forced into a climbdown by a council over stories about a survey that claimed it was the worst place in the country to buy a... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9803/Fareham%3A+NOT+the+worst+place+in+the+country+to+live</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9583</guid>
		<title>Poor old Fareham</title>
		<description>This property hotspot list from The Independent is a bit harsh I feel. Not just that there's no room for Folkestone in their top ten, fair enough, but:At the bottom of the pile, in dismal 1,833rd place, is Fareham - the small town on the north-west t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9583/Poor+old+Fareham</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8577</guid>
		<title>RE: Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>You've got to do something with all the pigs here - the whole town is overrun with them on Friday and Saturday nights.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8577/RE%3A+Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8575</guid>
		<title>Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>One for my homies here Fareham nightclub Prague junction to be turned into a pig farm. Well possibly. The council keep rejecting plans to shut the club down and redevelop it as flats and offices as the land is earmark for a light rapid transit system... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8575/Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">4685</guid>
		<title>RE: Fareham makes the national news again</title>
		<description>off topic, but...Have you seen the new darksided movie with Marguerite Perrin unloading on Bush for not being a Christian? Brilliant mate. Must see.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2700870alsohttp://www.youtube.com/?v=F_ohEkhGXC4... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4685/RE%3A+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">4681</guid>
		<title>RE: Fareham makes the national news again</title>
		<description>I saw the Babyshambles on Friday and Pete actually performed quite well, no signs of the effects of drugs although he didn't appear until 11. In an attempt to take pictures amongst the crowds of people I dropped my phone, but miraculously I managed t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4681/RE%3A+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again</link>
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		<title>Fareham?</title>
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		<category>private</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Fareham--Main-our-calendar-/11364.html</link>
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