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		<title>Darkness December dates</title>
		<description>SMART, new Darkness tour:[quote]The Darkness @ [[Plymouth Pavilion, Plymouth, Devon (Wed 3 Dec)The Darkness @ Bournemouth International Centre, Bournemouth, Dorset (Thu 4 Dec)The Darkness @ Brixton Academy, Brixton, London (Fri 5 Dec)The Darkness @ C... </description>
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		<category>stokey</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/173/Darkness+December+dates</link>
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		<title>Drinking in Fareham</title>
		<description>MESSED UP the Fareham drinking by getting there too late and missing everyone, damn trains and tubes... was surprised by how much Fareham had changed, there's a lot of development in the town centre, what has been car parks for years is now huge buil... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/401/Drinking+in+Fareham</link>
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		<title>Fareham wireless hotspots</title>
		<description>Good weekend in Fareham, bit boozy, but sorted out my best man now, it took more organising and preparing than actually asking Clare. As we were in the Red Lion Hotel thought I'd give the pocket PC a go, and it turns out there is wifi access there. C... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1870/Fareham+wireless+hotspots</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham makes the national news again</title>
		<description>I saw the Babyshambles on Friday and Pete actually performed quite well, no signs of the effects of drugs although he didn't appear until 11. In an attempt to take pictures amongst the crowds of people I dropped my phone, but miraculously I managed t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4681/RE:+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again</link>
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		<title>FAREWELL LEAS GIG FOR BATTLESKA GALACTICA</title>
		<description>BATTLESKA GALACTICA play their farwell gig at the Leas Cliff Hall in Folkestone on Saturday September 6th which also doubles up as a CD release party!The &quot;That Is Really All&quot; show also features LOS SALVADORES, TAR and TWICE THE SIZE.Energetic skacore... </description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>local bands</category>
		<category>live music</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11543/FAREWELL+LEAS+GIG+FOR+BATTLESKA+GALACTICA</link>
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		<title>Fareham makes the national news again</title>
		<description>From the Daily Mirror:BAY City Rollers star Les McKeown was booed and heckled by angry fans during a comeback concert.They claim the 50-year-old singer, recently cleared of drug charges, stumbled on stage 90 minutes late and forgot song lyrics.Fans d... </description>
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		<category>ferneham hall</category>
		<category>bay city rollers</category>
		<category>daily mirror</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>tayyab</category>
		<category>whitechapel</category>
		<category>brick lane</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4677/Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham makes the national news again</title>
		<description>off topic, but...Have you seen the new darksided movie with Marguerite Perrin unloading on Bush for not being a Christian? Brilliant mate. Must see.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2700870alsohttp://www.youtube.com/?v=F_ohEkhGXC4... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4685/RE:+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again</link>
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		<title>Craig David MoBo Hat-trick</title>
		<description>The best thing to come out of Southampton since the M27, Craig David socred a hat trick of awards at last night's MOBO Awards... He took best newcomer, best R&amp;B Act, and best UK Single for Fill Me In...His &quot;partners in crime&quot;, Artful Dodger failed to... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7493/Craig+David+MoBo+Hat-trick</link>
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		<title>Radiohead and Frank Black tickets</title>
		<description>Sure to have sold out before these reach the front page, but HEY, this little selection were just put on sale, not bad eh?Biffy Clyro @ Patti Pavilion, Swansea, West Glamorgan (Tue 23 Sep)Broken Social Scene @ Barfly, London (Tue 12 Aug)Clinic @ ICA,... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7547/Radiohead+and+Frank+Black+tickets</link>
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		<title>Kiss Symphony</title>
		<description> One of the world's greatest bands KISS today announced one of the most spectacular concert events Australia will ever see, KISS SYMPHONY. At a press conference in Melbourne, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and Peter Criss announced details of a one-off c... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7608/Kiss+Symphony</link>
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		<title>Uncle Bob's Christmas Wedding Reception, 10th Birthday Party, Centenary &amp; Farewell!</title>
		<description>FeaturingCELEBRITY GUEST DJ SARAH CAWOODplusvery special live guests         SCHWABplusthe return of DJ Simon PriceplusResident DJs Miss JT, Billy Reeves &amp; Hitman HearnSATURDAY 6th DECEMBER 8pm-lateatTHE WATER RATS THEATRE, Grays Inn Road, Kings Cros... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7849/Uncle+Bob%27s+Christmas+Wedding+Reception,+10th+Birthday+Party,+Centenary+%26+Farewell!</link>
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		<title>So farewell then Paddy Cat</title>
		<description>http://static.flickr.com/26/36585399_8bd5b7d185.jpg Paddy  You were a nice cat.... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8282/So+farewell+then+Paddy+Cat</link>
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		<title>RE: So farewell then Paddy Cat</title>
		<description>Was that Clare's mum's cat?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8283/RE:+So+farewell+then+Paddy+Cat</link>
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		<title>RE: Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>You've got to do something with all the pigs here - the whole town is overrun with them on Friday and Saturday nights.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8577/RE:+Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<title>Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>One for my homies here Fareham nightclub Prague junction to be turned into a pig farm. Well possibly. The council keep rejecting plans to shut the club down and redevelop it as flats and offices as the land is earmark for a light rapid transit system... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8575/Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<title>Poor old Fareham</title>
		<description>This property hotspot list from The Independent is a bit harsh I feel. Not just that there's no room for Folkestone in their top ten, fair enough, but:At the bottom of the pile, in dismal 1,833rd place, is Fareham - the small town on the north-west t... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9583/Poor+old+Fareham</link>
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		<title>Fareham: NOT the worst place in the country to live</title>
		<description>From Portsmouth today, in reopnse to a recent survey...Leader forces climbdown by newspapersTWO national newspapers have been forced into a climbdown by a council over stories about a survey that claimed it was the worst place in the country to buy a... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9803/Fareham:+NOT+the+worst+place+in+the+country+to+live</link>
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		<title>Farewell then The Metronome</title>
		<description>In the Herald last week it said it's opening as some sort of medical / health centre. Where now might we ever see again bands of the calibre of Suede, The Manics, or Faith No More playing in intimate surroundings?... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10023/Farewell+then+The+Metronome</link>
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		<title>Fareham crack den</title>
		<description>Fareham's first crack den has just been closed down, that's on the same road as my alma mater.In the interest of balance and fairness, I did search for crack houses in Folkestone, but I have found none.... </description>
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		<title>RE: Fareham crack den</title>
		<description>Does this count? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10044/RE:+Fareham+crack+den</link>
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		<title>Heavy snow both ends</title>
		<description>Just back from the parents, we had heavy snow there at 8am this morning that settled, probably 3 or 4 inches deep in an hour, very nice to see but a bit terrifying, we thought it was there for the duration and we'd not be able to get back to Folkesto... </description>
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		<category>portchester</category>
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		<category>weather</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11141/Heavy+snow+both+ends</link>
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		<title>Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>Police are looking for this man in connection with an alleged indecent assault:It shouldn't be too hard to find him, just look for the man with a big potato instead of a head. I can't even tell which way round that guy's supposed to be facing. Securi... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10146/Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>He looks guilty.....</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10148/RE:+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>That's pretty bad... WHAT is the point of the cameras then?  Surely even if they catch the guy they can't use that as evidence?  It could be anyone.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10150/RE:+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>Top weekend</title>
		<description>Great weekend visiting, eating, and drinking, very nice indeed, cheers. Not such a bad journey down to Fareham as it might have been, considering it was the bank holiday and traffic was supposed to be monstrous. Normal holdups around Hindhead and the... </description>
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		<category>hastings</category>
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		<title>Fareham to become a dry town</title>
		<description>Police hope a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Fareham from June 1 will also cut anti-social behaviour in the town.Signs will soon start appearing in hot-spots across the area, warning residents about the new powers.This really does apply in pubs, r... </description>
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		<category>joke</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10214/Fareham+to+become+a+dry+town</link>
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		<title>Party weekend</title>
		<description>Bah, I wrote this out once already and closed the browser by mistake... had kind of a busy week at work, that's got to be a good thing, but it's meant not really any time for writing here in the day time, and some days have seen me concentrating on s... </description>
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		<title>Fareham plays its part in the war on tourism</title>
		<description>A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... </description>
		<category>terrorism</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>snow</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism</link>
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		<title>Vice City: Fareham</title>
		<description>Fareham man mown down by car wielding would-be assassin, possibly:A 34-year-old man was walking along Red Barn Lane in Fareham yesterday when a car mounted the pavement and struck him from behind. The vehicle responsible then left the scene.Anyone wi... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10856/Vice+City:+Fareham</link>
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		<title>There's been a murder!</title>
		<description>Or possibly an accidental killing, in Fairfield Avenue, Fareham. That's more Bridgemary I think actually, but I don't remember my Fareham geography so well. Off there tonight actually, will attempt not to get murdered.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10944/There%27s+been+a+murder!</link>
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		<title>Hawkwind</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.starfarer.net/support.html&quot;&gt;this page about Hawkwind support acts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The Hippy Slags supported at Folkestone in 1988(ish), with another band maybe the Ozrics?&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hawkwind-Leas-Cliff-Hall/261.html</link>
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		<title>Fareham?</title>
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		<category>private</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Fareham--Main-our-calendar-/11364.html</link>
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		<title>Battleska Galactica farewell gig</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;BATTLESKA GALACTICA&lt;/strong&gt; play their farwell gig which also doubles up as a CD release party! The &quot;That Is Really All&quot; show also features &lt;strong&gt;LOS SALVADORES&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;TAR&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;TWICE THE SIZE&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Battleska-Galactica-farewell-gig-Leas-Cliff-Hall/34334.html</link>
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		<title>Tees Fest, Bury Tomorrow, Beyond a Traitors Reason, About A Plane Crash, Scarlet Desire, Noise Explosion, Heavy Lies the Crown, Odessa Massacre, Below the Ocean, 3 Ways Of Thinking, This Years Headlines, Anonymous Farewell</title>
		<description>6.00</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Tees-Fest-Bury-Tomorrow-Beyond-a-Traitors-Reason-About-A-Plane-Crash-Scarlet-Desire-Noise-Explosion-Heavy-Lies-the-Crown-Odessa-Massacre-Below-the-Ocean-3-Ways-Of-Thinking-This-Years-Headlines-Anonymous-Farewell-Teesside-University-Students-Union/220508.html</link>
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		<title>Shy Child, Violent Playground, Fare Evaders, Young Kicks, Northern Emp</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Shy-Child-Violent-Playground-Fare-Evaders-Young-Kicks-Northern-Emp-O2-Academy-Liverpool/216525.html</link>
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		<title>Chas and Dave - The Farewell Tour</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chas-and-Dave-The-Farewell-Tour-IndigO2/218627.html</link>
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		<title>Simply Red - Farewell Tour</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Simply-Red-Farewell-Tour-The-O2/216088.html</link>
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		<title>Rock Around The 60's Tour - The Honeycombes</title>
		<description>+ Vanity Fare + Mike Berry. Hosted By Richard Headingley (Chicory Tip). 7.30pm #14 #12</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Rock-Around-The-60-s-Tour-The-Honeycombes-/230461.html</link>
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		<title>Alvin Stardust &amp; Band</title>
		<description>Alvin Stardust &amp; Band will be Appearing at Deal Welfare Club on Sat. 29th January. On his Nation Wide Tour. Singing songs from 60's to 80's including his Hits of 70/80's.For all His Fan's and Younger generations with love of music from 70/80's.</description>
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		<title>Alvin Stardust &amp; Band</title>
		<description>Alvin Stardust &amp; Band Playing at Deal Welfare Club Cowdray Square , Deal , phone 01304374335, Singing Songs from 50's to 80's including his Hits of the 70/80's. Alvins visit to the Welfare Club is part of his Nation Wide Tour of Britain.Doors open 6-... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Alvin-Stardust-Band-Deal-Welfare-Club/233254.html</link>
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		<title>Countwerfeit Beatles</title>
		<description>The Counterfeit Beatles will be performing at The  Deal Welfare Club on Sat.27th Aug.Tickets at £5 Bookable on 01304 374335. One of the Best Beatles Tribute Bands in the Country.Book Tickets Now.</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Countwerfeit-Beatles-/240859.html</link>
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