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No, I'm going to try and rotate it...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10422/I+expect+I%27m+going+to+be+on+the+next+cover+of+Dazed+and+Confused"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>I expect I'm going to be on the next cover of Dazed and Confused</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12560/%23hamageddon+comes+to+Fareham!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/swine+flu" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hamageddon" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fareham" /><dc:title>#hamageddon comes to Fareham!</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm, maybe not, but Someone in Fareham who has been to Mexico has been told to stay off work, just in case... 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I was a mug for taking it out, don't every pay extra for a warranty on a car.Can hopefully collect t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12933/CAMRA+just+sent+out+their+whole+mailing+list+to+everybody"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camra" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/data+protection" /><dc:title>CAMRA just sent out their whole mailing list to everybody</dc:title><dc:description>Expecting lots of ale related targetted spam now, at least I'll have a list of suspects of who it might be...Dear Member, Unfortunately an email sent out this afternoon with the current electronic issue of What's Brewing was sent out incorrectly. Rat... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13071/I%27m+just+waiting+for+the+call"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/aerosmith" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/joe+perry" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/twitter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/steven+tyler" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/justin+hawkins" /><dc:title>I'm just waiting for the call</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm potential new job for me? I can't say too much right now, but &quot;apparently&quot; it's down to me and one other. 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I have one of these that I'm going to sell, and one of these which I am not. Yet. What crazy prices, what is going on? 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