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		<title>Ah, everyone (including me) linked to the wrong article</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5457434/site/newsweek/&quot;&gt;Here's the one about the new IPOD&lt;/a&gt;, not much info in there though.</description>
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		<title>It's everyone's old three piece suite</title>
		<description>We rescued it from Clare's Gran's flat, it's not our dream suite but it'll do until we've bought the other stuff we want.Maybe I should take those pics down until the flat is actually looking GREAT? I am quite pleased with it though, I am probably on... </description>
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		<title>Everyone, ever, in the world</title>
		<description>Got in to the Lord of the Rings Premiere by mistake, and everyone in the world of showbiz was there - all the cast of the film apart from Cate Blanchett I think (So Christopher Lee, Ian Holm, Ian McKellan, Elijah Wood, Liv Tyler, Sean Bean, stacks mo... </description>
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		<title>Useful as a source of industry mutterings</title>
		<description>It says here... Big up up to Debbie Barham in yesterday's Evening Standard for giving popEx a mention, and respects also to YOU, the valued punter, for muttering about the industry...Yet again popbitch.com gets most of the column inches (who are they... </description>
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		<category>popex</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
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		<title>Cuban Cocks</title>
		<description>Everyone's favourite one hit wonders the Cuban Boys are doing a gig with the Fighting Cocks at Highbury Garage on the 8th of August (not the 4th as previously reported), and it will be GRATE...The Fighting Cocks played last night, and were ace, this ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7151/Cuban+Cocks</link>
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		<title>Now everyone's gone home...</title>
		<description>The Levellers are putting on their own mini-festival on the Isle of Wight from the 1st to the 3rd of September to celebrate their newest Album &quot;Hello Pig&quot; which will be out on the 4th of September. They are also releasing asingle on August 28th calle... </description>
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		<title>Everyone listening to The Darkness on XFM now?</title>
		<description>It's ACE! ROCK!Also, The Darkness are playing Cambridge Boat Race on the 13th of Feb, get tickets here. This is right before their tour with Def Leppard starts. *cough*... </description>
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		<title>I Believe In A Thing Called Love</title>
		<description>The Darkness re-release &quot;I Believe In A Thing Called Love&quot; today, on 3 lovely formats:CD - featuring the b-sides &quot;Makin' Out&quot; and &quot;Physical Sex&quot;DVD - featuring the video, an exclusive track entitled &quot;Out Of My Hands&quot; and a collection of video out-tak... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7732/I+Believe+In+A+Thing+Called+Love</link>
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		<title>Everyone is gorgeous in Folkestone</title>
		<description>I don't see the point in paying to go to a place like that, now that everything is open later. I reckon Chambers is your best bet, though it depends on what night it is, what DJ's are there etc. Pipers is proper rough and ready, and I suppose Indigo ... </description>
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		<title>Everyone's going youtube crazy</title>
		<description>Here's some footage from inside the lower leas coastal park that I just found on youtube.com...And here's some local fire based tomfoolery:OK, that one is me, in Seabrook. Sorry if you live there and I set fire to your fence.... </description>
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		<title>It happened to everyone in the company</title>
		<description>Could be someone had been making too many suspicious requests from this IP range... hope it wasn't me!</description>
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		<title>@pauly #m12603 woo hoo cannot wait to see the walls sweating Al passing out and everyone on tables.</title>
		<description>@pauly  woo hoo cannot wait to see the walls sweating Al passing out and everyone on tables.... </description>
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		<title>Enjoy Lounge On The Farm festival everyone</title>
		<description>Sounds like it will be great. One member of our baby club is going, bah her kid is off to a better gig headstart already than ours. Still a bit early for us I think.Don't forget Folkestone's own Hevy festival on the 1st of August, right after pay day... </description>
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		<title>The best day of all</title>
		<description>Not just pay day today, but it's every-three-monthly profit share day too! Clare knew this I think, has been shopping in Waitrose with her bro and bought us a splendid looking bottle of vino collapso for this evening Château Maris Vieilles Vignes 200... </description>
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		<category>ash</category>
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		<title>Been for a family photoshoot today</title>
		<description>Had to go up to Maidstone for mother in law's birthday present, a group photo of all her children and grandchildren while Clare's bro Kevin and his family are over from Miami. Hope they turn out OK, they looked good previewed on the computer.Had a ra... </description>
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		<category>maidstone</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>X-Factor rejects at Chicago Rock in Fareham</title>
		<description>I don't watch it, and I don't normally go to that bar, but the x-factor losers are appearing there... I was out in Fareham on Saturday night, did not go there though. The bar has signed an exclusive deal with The X Factor contestants, which will see ... </description>
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		<category>twitter</category>
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		<title>Devious Boxing Day</title>
		<description>Hi,Just to let you that advance tickets for Devious Boxing Day will be on sale until 7pm on the day. All advance ticket holders will get priority entry over people choosing to pay on the night so don't get stuck out in the cold.Just click this link f... </description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas everyone</title>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Thanks to everyone who helped get the message through yesterday</title>
		<description>All potential liftees made it to the train safely, and we're all in work on time. I'm going to get the train into work every day this week. Exercise ahoy!I think our first TV advert just went out at 0905. Call and traffic levels are steady so far...... </description>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>train</category>
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		<title>Free pizza for everyone at work today</title>
		<description>And it's two for one pizzas day at Domino today, did you all eat twice as much as usual?Still going crazy because of the volcano related flight cancellations, but it seems to be settling down a bit.No pizza for the vegans of course, damn dirty freaks... </description>
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		<category>domino</category>
		<category>pot noodle</category>
		<category>tabasco</category>
		<category>volcano</category>
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		<title>How much everyone hated the finale of Lost</title>
		<description>Or at least was apathetic towards it. Relatively poor viewing figures compared to actual groundbreaking TV shows:An average 13.5 million viewers tuned in to watch the American airing of the 2.5-hour Lost finale, &quot;The End&quot;, last Sunday. It was the hig... </description>
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		<category>tv</category>
		<category>alf</category>
		<category>viewing figures</category>
		<category>ratings</category>
		<category>dexter</category>
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		<title>Oh no Laughing Boy Comedy Club is cancelled, sorry everyone</title>
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		<category>raymond and mr timpkins review</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13563/Oh+no+Laughing+Boy+Comedy+Club+is+cancelled,+sorry+everyone</link>
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		<title>Greetings Everyone There</title>
		<description>Hello everyone. I'm brand new to the board and decided I should say hello. :)</description>
		<category>genealogy</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13808/Greetings+Everyone+There</link>
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		<title>RE: Greetings Everyone There</title>
		<description>hello not many people actually &quot;here&quot;... someone pops in with some info or a request about every 3 months. Hope you can find what you are looking for.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13809/RE:+Greetings+Everyone+There</link>
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		<title>RE: Greetings Everyone There</title>
		<description>MERRY XMAS ARE YOU IN ANY WAY CONNECTED TO CLARKE'S OR MAHON'S&lt;br /&gt;BAZZER</description>
		<category>genealogy</category>
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		<title>stellastarr*</title>
		<description>plus &lt;strong&gt;The Ordinary Boys&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;The 22s&lt;/strong&gt;. Looks like everyone was there to see the Ordinary Boys, but I thought they were a bit ordinary... stellastarr were OK, not quite as convincing as on record though.</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I would Happily Punch Everyone of You in the Face</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-would-Happily-Punch-Everyone-of-You-in-the-Face-Clyde-auditorium/214792.html</link>
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		<title>New Years Party</title>
		<description>Everyone DJing</description>
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		<category>party</category>
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		<title>Folkestone Triennial Launch Party</title>
		<description>The Ark CafĂ© site by the Harbour.  Info: 01303 245799  A festive celebration for everyone to enjoy, kick-off the 2008 Triennial with live music, street theatre performances &amp; Triennial tours.</description>
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		<category>gallery</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Folkestone-Triennial-Launch-Party-Ark-Cafe/33345.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Everyone Of You In The Face</title>
		<description>20</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Everyone-Of-You-In-The-Face-Wolverhampton-Civic-Hall/166546.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Everyone Of You In The Face</title>
		<description>20</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Everyone-Of-You-In-The-Face-Clyde-Auditorium/187222.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Everyone Of You In The Face</title>
		<description>20</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Everyone-Of-You-In-The-Face-/187148.html</link>
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		<title>Stephen Merchant, MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER, Simon Munnery, Tom Basden, Tim Key, Milton Jones</title>
		<description>On ebay everyone's advertising it as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=simon+amstell&quot; title=&quot;Amazon:  Simon Amstell&quot;&gt;Simon Amstell&lt;/a&gt;. Enjoy!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Stephen-Merchant-MYSTERY-GUEST-HEADLINER-Simon-Munnery-Tom-Basden-Tim-Key-Milton-Jones-Bush-Hall/105090.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Everyone of You in the Face</title>
		<description>20</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Everyone-of-You-in-the-Face-Brighton-Dome/187032.html</link>
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		<title>the woodchurch morris men</title>
		<description>back again for the tenth year, the all singing all dancing woodchurch morris men will perform at the british lion , the oldest pub in folkestone at 8.p.m everyone welcome</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<title>Electric and Acoustic Jam Night - Everyone Welcome</title>
		<description>Backline PA &amp; Drums Provided - Just Bring Guitars/ Sticks etc.. 8pm Free</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Electric-and-Acoustic-Jam-Night-Everyone-Welcome-/233172.html</link>
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		<title>The Pete Abbott Sound with Mike Austin &amp; Claire Harris</title>
		<description>A Swinging Group With Music For Everyone. 8.30pm &amp;pound;5</description>
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		<category>church</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Pete-Abbott-Sound-with-Mike-Austin-Claire-Harris-The-Tower-Theatre-Conversion/234861.html</link>
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		<description>Backline PA &amp; Drums Provided - Just Bring Guitars/ Sticks etc.. 8pm Free</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Electric-and-Acoustic-Jam-Night-Everyone-Welcome-/235294.html</link>
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		<title>Charity Musician's Showcase Concert</title>
		<description>An evening of musical variety!Opera, Leider, Chanson, Art Song, Chamber music, choral music and musical theatre… there will be a little for everyone! Performers are a group of young musicians who have got together to start performing for worthy... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Charity-Musician-s-Showcase-Concert-Leas-Cliff-Hall/240860.html</link>
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