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		<title>New google walking directions (needs some work)</title>
		<description>120 miles on foot or two miles by road, hmm. I think they put these deliberate mistakes in there just to get people talking.Talking of google, www.cuil.com is launched, they've been spidering this site for a while, it's a new search site started by s... </description>
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		<category>google maps</category>
		<category>google map</category>
		<category>map</category>
		<category>maps</category>
		<category>cuil</category>
		<category>cuil.com</category>
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		<title>biological mother</title>
		<description>i am trying to find a  sheila mary clarke from i think the romford essex area. she would be about 55    yrs old.  I was born sarah elizabeth clarke on feb. 20th 1965 in greater london and put in the northampton catholic diocease orphanage. i have my ... </description>
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			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
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		<title>More fat lookalikes</title>
		<description>Part two in an occasional series, I spotted this all by myself, with no help from Clare at all, honest:Phil Jupitus The new Bloodhound Gang Album CoverI got sent the new Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine today. SMART!... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3919/More+fat+lookalikes</link>
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		<title>Traveller to stand against Howard</title>
		<description>A Gypsy pensioner from Essex is to stand against Conservative leader Michael Howard in Folkestone. I'm sure she'll do really well. From the BBC.... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3189/Traveller+to+stand+against+Howard</link>
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		<description>I thought the storm on London yesterday was quite impressive.  We were in Covent Garden when it started.  Thankfully we didn't get too wet or cold.As for gigs in Dover...No, I don't think there is much, it all tends to be at the Louis Armstrong.  The... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3184/</link>
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		<title>clarke</title>
		<description>John clark latter clarke married Sarah Culham in Orset Essex .  By 1901 they had at least 12 and possibly 17 children..  They lived in Stone in kent.  Help ! Only know what happened to four of the children. can not find births or deaths of John and A... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2443/clarke</link>
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		<title>Ava Vidal</title>
		<description>She was shopping in the sainsbury's metro on the essex road yesterday (sunday), didn't see what she was buying.  She was with a small child.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>Someone from Red Dwarf</title>
		<description>Can't find his name anywhere, but he had ginger hair and he was &quot;a bit mad&quot; in an episode of Red Dwarf, in series 8 we think...... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>The Bald Car Salesman from Essex off the telly</title>
		<description>He was in a wedding outfitters and through the window I could see he was trying on a cream tux. Nice.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6017/The+Bald+Car+Salesman+from+Essex+off+the+telly</link>
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		<title>Jason from A</title>
		<description>He was standing by the magazine rack next to me reading Kerrang magazine with him in it. I didnt speak to him but he did smile at me, he has cool hair!</description>
		<category>274</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5829/Jason+from+A</link>
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		<title>Weekender!</title>
		<description>LARGE weekend catching up with some old friends, including eating in some posh pub around the Essex Road, no idea what it was called... had a cheeky beer in the Porter House, and tried to buy an exercise bike, wonder how long this fad will last... Al... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/154/Weekender%21</link>
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		<title>Frankie Machine Winners</title>
		<description>Got five winners for the Frankie Machine Competition, each of the following wins a copy of &quot;Francis Albert Machine and Friends&quot;, which is much recommended - not just by me, by punters who've paid cash money.Luke Murray, ShropshireHel Murray, Stockpor... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7116/Frankie+Machine+Winners</link>
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		<title>If you is in Islington</title>
		<description>There is some STUFF going on at &quot;The Embassy&quot;, Essex Road, tonight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DJ Matsumo is entertaining the crowds from 9 'til 11, then it's Corporate Hospitality until 1am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It will be funky...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6897/If+you+is+in+Islington</link>
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		<title>Les Carter, Les Paul, Tres Generous</title>
		<description>Big shouts out to Abdoujaparov and valued punter Des Wiltshire, for generosity above and beyond...Des is so excited that Fruity is donating his Les Paul (that's a guitar) from his Carter USM days to the Essex Council Youth Service &quot;Rock School&quot; proje... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6616/Les+Carter%2C+Les+Paul%2C+Tres+Generous</link>
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		<title>I Wanna (Es)Sex You Up</title>
		<description>FREE STUFF! Want to see Rachel Stamp? For free? Do you live in Essex? Ahhh, you knew there'd be a catch...An anonymous punter has sent in three pairs of tickets to see Rachel Stamp at Harlow Square, Essex... it's an Over 16 Venue, doors at 7.30, and ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7486/I+Wanna+%28Es%29Sex+You+Up</link>
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