<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/409/Runtime+error+5:"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Runtime error 5:</dc:title><dc:description>Well, that was fun... &quot;runtime error 5&quot;, &quot;invalid procedure call or argument&quot; when I try and run &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/stokey/40/6/&quot;&gt;weather for me&lt;/a&gt;... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/622/IM+Communication+Error+error+code+%3D+200"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>IM Communication Error error code = 200</dc:title><dc:description>I just want to renew my oyster card, and oystercard.com is tossing about, grr...Got to spend all day today making sure the listings mail still works on the new Barfly system, and flipping over to the new admin system too... ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/694/RE:+Runtime+error+5:at+0040437+F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Runtime error 5:at 0040437 F</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3322/RE:+Terror-torial+Commuting"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Terror-torial Commuting</dc:title><dc:description>I'd be very concerned if I was you.  I think this is how murderers and psychotics start off, you know, letting little things annoy you before going out and committing mass genocide.  You'll be dressing in an SS uniform, goose stepping down the carria... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3636/Carnage+on+the+underground"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bomb" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london+bomb" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/21+7" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london+bombings" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terrorist+attack" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terror" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terrorism" /><dc:title>Carnage on the underground</dc:title><dc:description>Well hopefully no actual bloodshed, but there's been chaos on the way in this morning... Got to London Bridge to find it jammed, most of the ticket barriers closed. Eventually got through the barrier as they turned off all down the escalators - I gue... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3638/London+bombings"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london+bomb" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london+bombings" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/21%2F7" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/21+7" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terror" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terrorist" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terrorist+attack" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>London bombings</dc:title><dc:description>I guess you know what happened in London today. We passed through things but not close enough to be affected. Anyone planning to go to London, I would say don't. Likewise anyone planning to be bad at Folkestone station, there are police there, as the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3817/Terror+suspect+picked+up+in+Folkestone!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Terror suspect picked up in Folkestone!</dc:title><dc:description>Only &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000102&amp;sid=anB1IFFjNdog&amp;refer=uk&quot;&gt;Bloomberg has this&lt;/a&gt; so far...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4015/Crack-crazed+squirrels+terrorise+South+London+%7C+The+Register"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/squirrel" /><dc:title>Crack-crazed squirrels terrorise South London | The Register</dc:title><dc:description>Almost certainly rubbish, but great to see &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theregister.com/2005/10/10/london_squirrel_terror/&quot;&gt;squirrels getting in the media&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7423/Error+404:"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Error 404:</dc:title><dc:description>You may have noticed that we've had a restart... There were ENORMOUS errors in this week's divi payout, leading to some players &quot;earning&quot; millions of pounds... Rather than try to track down and rollback all the rogue transactions, we've wiped the sla... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9712/no+it+redirects+you+to+that+page+if+there%27s+an+error"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>no it redirects you to that page if there's an error</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/25/45/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;/blog/25/45/&lt;/a&gt; or something like that, that was my error page, better change that! If the script times out, that's an error... bah.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9713/RE:+no+it+redirects+you+to+that+page+if+there%27s+an+error"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: no it redirects you to that page if there's an error</dc:title><dc:description>aha - pesky timeouts. I only bought this G5 so I could type quicker - dual pentiums couldn't keep up...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terrorism" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fareham" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/snow" /><dc:title>Fareham plays its part in the war on tourism</dc:title><dc:description>A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12967/Not+cool"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/firefox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/crash" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fail" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/error" /><dc:title>Not cool</dc:title><dc:description>I just slipped on the keyboard and shut down Firefox, losing a huge blog post about the weekend so far! Clare is watching Strictly while I'm on the computer, I'm scanning a load of old photos my Nan gave me of her wedding and things. Doing two things... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13557/Was+it+really+five+years+ago%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london+bomb" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london+bombing" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/terrorist+attach" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/7%2F7" /><dc:title>Was it really five years ago?</dc:title><dc:description>Yes it was.Carnage on the undergroundWell hopefully no actual bloodshed, but there's been chaos on the way in this morning... Got to London Bridge to find it jammed, most of the ticket barriers closed...Strange to remember every year just how wrong I... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13672/Today%27s+horoscope+by+email:"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bank" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/money" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/finance" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pay+day" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bank+error" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/payroll" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/payroll" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/error" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:title>Today's horoscope by email:</dc:title><dc:description>Financial worries might come up today, Aries. You may check your bank balance and find that you have little money. This might come as a shock, because you thought there was plenty there. Before you panic, ask whoever's in charge at the bank to double... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13766/this.map%28function+...+is+undefined"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jquery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jquery+serialize" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jquery+map" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jquery+filter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jquery+1.4.3" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/javascript" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/twitter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:title>this.map(function ... is undefined</dc:title><dc:description>Bah getting  this error from jquery when trying to serialize a form, using jquery-1.4.3 - problem is surely in something else we're using with jquery (as jquery-1.4.3 is working fine for me on this page), but anyone else seen this error?Anyone readin... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14187/Why%27s+jquery+ajax+status+not+working+for+me%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jquery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ajax" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/error+code" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/status+code" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/code" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/javascript" /><dc:title>Why's jquery ajax status not working for me?</dc:title><dc:description>Here is my $.ajax({  url: 'http://www.clarkeology.com',  complete: function ( hxr, textStatus ) {     console.log( 'status ' + textStatus );    console.log( 'status ' + hxr.status );  }});And here's what my console says:GET http://www.clarkeology.com... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Manic-Street-Preachers-The-Metronome/328.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/closed" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/derelict" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cinema" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Manic Street Preachers</dc:title><dc:description>CANCELLED, rescheduled for a week later? Quite a few people now say they were there, so looks like it was! Last day on the Generation Terrorists tour possibly.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-Leas-Cliff-Hall/380.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-Portsmouth-Pyramids/9745.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision</dc:title><dc:description>with Mutha's Day Out and Valve. Sure the last Portsmouth Venue Campaign show that I did was Terrorvision, but these dates still don't line up...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Carnival-Stanmer-Park/9751.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Carnival</dc:title><dc:description>Inspiral Carpets, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Boo Radleys, Chumbawamba, Elastica, Terrorvision and more</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ozzy-Osbourne-Leas-Cliff-Hall/12823.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Ozzy Osbourne</dc:title><dc:description>Scheduled for the 7th and then played back on the 21st... 17 years later to the day(s) the two terrorist attacks on the London underground. Coincidence..?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hell-on-Earth-Tour-Every-Time-I-Die-Terror-All-Shall-Perish-Down-to-Nothing-Thick-As-Blood-Corporation/221151.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Hell on Earth Tour, Every Time I Die, Terror, All Shall Perish, Down to Nothing, Thick As Blood</dc:title><dc:description>15.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Monsters-of-Rock-Castle-Donington/33583.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Monsters of Rock</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;strong&gt;Aerosmith&lt;/strong&gt;, who I hardly even remember. Not a great lineup, though the biggest one ever. I enjoyed &lt;strong&gt;Wildhearts&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Terrorvision&lt;/strong&gt;.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Intent2Supply-Doc-Scott-Unknown-Error-Digital-Outrage-Phil-Source-Anile-B2B-Kodo-DJ-E-D-zine-Kaizen-DJ-NYX-RICHIE-RISER-B2B-HiJACK-Doc-Vin-MC-System-Stapleton-MC-MC-Fokus-MC-KB-Hub/220634.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:title>Intent2Supply, Doc Scott, Unknown Error, Digital & Outrage, Phil Source, Anile B2B Kodo, DJ E, D'zine, Kaizen, DJ NYX, RICHIE RISER B2B HiJACK!, Doc Vin, MC System, Stapleton MC, MC Fokus, MC KB</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hell-On-Earth-Every-Time-I-Die-Terror-All-Shall-Perish-Down-to-Nothing-Thick-As-Blood-O2-Academy-Islington/221266.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Hell On Earth, Every Time I Die, Terror, All Shall Perish, Down to Nothing, Thick As Blood</dc:title><dc:description>17.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Errors-CRYSTAL-FIGHTERS-Kitsune-Late-Set-LONELADY-WARP-Teenager-Korova/220493.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Errors, CRYSTAL FIGHTERS (Kitsune) Late Set, LONELADY (WARP), Teenager</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-Soundhouse/218493.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Zeroerror-Insert-O2-Academy-Newcastle/220265.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Zeroerror, Insert</dc:title><dc:description>5.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-Regents-Park-Open-Air-Theatre/227583.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>33.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-in-York-York-Fibbers/241413.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision in York</dc:title><dc:description>65.95</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-in-Wolverhampton-Slade-Rooms/241414.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision in Wolverhampton</dc:title><dc:description>65.95</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-in-Bournemouth-Old-Fire-Station/241415.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision in Bournemouth</dc:title><dc:description>65.95</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-in-London-The-Garage/241416.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Terrorvision in London</dc:title><dc:description>65.95</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Phoenix-1995-Avon-Park-Raceway/242017.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Phoenix 1995</dc:title><dc:description>Suede, Public Enemy, Bodycount Bootsy Collins, George Clinton Warren G? The Verve, Bob Dylan, Faith No More,  The Wedding Present, Terrorvision, The Fall... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/243059.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>110.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/243111.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>89.99</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/243112.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>89.99</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/243784.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>43.99</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/244609.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>44.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/245092.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>48.40</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comedy-of-Errors-in-London-National-Theatre-Olivier/245169.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Comedy of Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>55.00</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Errors-in-London-XOYO/246184.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Errors in London</dc:title><dc:description>19.99</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>
