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		<title>Hi Derrick</title>
		<description>we've not traced anyone in our tree to America yet, good luck in your quest though... if you find any links to anything useful, feel free to chuck them up here...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/30/Hi+Derrick</link>
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		<title>TRAPPED!</title>
		<description>I had a JOYOUS afternoon yesterday... I was working from home, nipped out for some lunch, got into our communal hallway and realised I'd left my keys in the flat - both doors were locked needing a key to get out, so I was shut in the hallway until ou... </description>
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		<category>stoke newington</category>
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		<category>locked out</category>
		<category>cocktail</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>degree</category>
		<category>58 smash</category>
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		<category>defoe</category>
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		<category>trapped in the airlock</category>
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		<category>clare graduation</category>
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		<category>strawberry</category>
		<category>champagne</category>
		<category>cointreau</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/157/TRAPPED!</link>
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		<title>Runtime error 5:</title>
		<description>Well, that was fun... &quot;runtime error 5&quot;, &quot;invalid procedure call or argument&quot; when I try and run &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/stokey/40/6/&quot;&gt;weather for me&lt;/a&gt;... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/409/Runtime+error+5:</link>
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		<title>Subterranea Brittanica</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.subbrit.org.uk/&quot;&gt;This sounds good&lt;/a&gt;, &quot;The study and investigation of man-made and man used underground places&quot;.</description>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>underground</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/509/Subterranea+Brittanica</link>
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		<title>Here's the link that is showing up in my referrers...</title>
		<description>This link:clarkeology.com/stokey/51/9/...was in my referrers for my site (LotusGeek.com).Curiouser and curiouser ;)LotusGeek.com... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/526/Here%27s+the+link+that+is+showing+up+in+my+referrers...</link>
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		<title>IM Communication Error error code = 200</title>
		<description>I just want to renew my oyster card, and oystercard.com is tossing about, grr...Got to spend all day today making sure the listings mail still works on the new Barfly system, and flipping over to the new admin system too... ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/622/IM+Communication+Error+error+code+%3D+200</link>
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		<title>RE: Runtime error 5:at 0040437 F</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/694/RE:+Runtime+error+5:at+0040437+F</link>
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		<title>It must get terribly boring in Scandinavia at times</title>
		<description>Look what they've come up with! It's Miss Softie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.exet.nu/html/sales/softie/softiework.shtml'&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.exet.nu/html/sales/softie/softiework/softie_oppning.gif' alt='MissSoftie' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1244/It+must+get+terribly+boring+in+Scandinavia+at+times</link>
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		<title>Merry Christmas</title>
		<description>In an interweb cafe (but without the cafe) in Folkestone, as I am overdrawn and needed to do some hasty internet banking before I could finish my shopping! All clear now, probably won't be back online until 2005...Got this from b3ta, enjoy, merry xma... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2519/Merry+Christmas</link>
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		<title>Terry Jones tonight</title>
		<description>And working hard on a gift voucher system for work today, it's doing my swede in a bit, but I've just done my first successful transactions over the web, bought me a £500 gift voucher over the web, and used it to buy some stuff. Not real stuff, not a... </description>
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		<category>monty python</category>
		<category>literary festival</category>
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		<title>Terry Nation</title>
		<description>I more keen than ever to watch the new series as some of it was filmed at IBM North Harbour when I was there.  Shame I didn't have my camera phone back then as there was a Dalek and an exploded Tardis there.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2841/Terry+Nation</link>
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		<title>La Terrace</title>
		<description>Not sure if I already posted this, &lt;a href=&quot;http://travel.guardian.co.uk/restaurants/story/0,13739,1003047,00.html&quot;&gt;The Guardian reviews the Sandgate Hotel&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2857/La+Terrace</link>
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		<title>Subterranea Britannica</title>
		<description>Smart, underground bunkers and structures and things, details of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.subbrit.org.uk/sb-sites/sites/c/channel_tunnel_1880_attempt/index1.shtml&quot;&gt;the 1880 attempt at digging a channel tunnel&lt;/a&gt;, with pictures...</description>
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		<title>RE: Terror-torial Commuting</title>
		<description>I'd be very concerned if I was you.  I think this is how murderers and psychotics start off, you know, letting little things annoy you before going out and committing mass genocide.  You'll be dressing in an SS uniform, goose stepping down the carria... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3322/RE:+Terror-torial+Commuting</link>
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		<title>Idleberry</title>
		<description>Another &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popex.com&quot;&gt;popex&lt;/a&gt; chum &lt;a href=&quot;http://retrosec.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;is blogging&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3342/Idleberry</link>
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		<title>Someone Likes Yoghurt</title>
		<description>So, that Lone Star Comedy night is a bit good isn't it? This week's lineup of Richard Herring, Gary Delaney and Owen Niblock plus resident compere Danny James were fantastic. It was my first trip to Lanterns, but those stairs are worth climbing. It's... </description>
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		<title>Ebay Schmebay</title>
		<description>Tonnes of Terry Pratchett books on EBay, but not much call (or as much value) for Raymond E Feist, what's that all about? Have just been chatting with a chum about ebaying, I've never sold anything before, but I have TONNES of crap I ought to get rid... </description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas from the Kings Head</title>
		<description>Went to the Kings Head in Hythe yesterday and they had an amusing Christmas promotion going on... a church choir, permforming christmas tunes, a christmas tree up, and other such festivities. Well, it was exactly 6 months to go until Christmas.</description>
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		<title>Carnage on the underground</title>
		<description>Well hopefully no actual bloodshed, but there's been chaos on the way in this morning... Got to London Bridge to find it jammed, most of the ticket barriers closed. Eventually got through the barrier as they turned off all down the escalators - I gue... </description>
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		<title>London bombings</title>
		<description>I guess you know what happened in London today. We passed through things but not close enough to be affected. Anyone planning to go to London, I would say don't. Likewise anyone planning to be bad at Folkestone station, there are police there, as the... </description>
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		<title>Terror suspect picked up in Folkestone!</title>
		<description>Only &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000102&amp;sid=anB1IFFjNdog&amp;refer=uk&quot;&gt;Bloomberg has this&lt;/a&gt; so far...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3817/Terror+suspect+picked+up+in+Folkestone!</link>
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		<title>Crack-crazed squirrels terrorise South London | The Register</title>
		<description>Almost certainly rubbish, but great to see &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theregister.com/2005/10/10/london_squirrel_terror/&quot;&gt;squirrels getting in the media&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<category>squirrel</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4015/Crack-crazed+squirrels+terrorise+South+London+%7C+The+Register</link>
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		<title>The Butt Of Sherry,</title>
		<description>homemade food</description>
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		<title>What are you doing Terry???</title>
		<description>Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park... Clare was ATTACKED by pigeons yesterday in the park while feeding squirrels too.Train rubbishness today &quot;track adhesion problems&quot; meant our train was proper del... </description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4240/What+are+you+doing+Terry%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Belated Merry Christmas!</title>
		<description>We do have a lot of snow here today, this is from lst year though - got to do some downloading and jigging about to get the pics off my camera, and some setting up to get my new christmas camera online; got it working wiredly (for a few minutes yeste... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4411/Belated+Merry+Christmas!</link>
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		<title>I'm a morning person!!!!</title>
		<description>Who was that clown on the train this morning - was it you? He was muttering to himself when there was no-one to talk to, and as soon as anyone sat near him hi gibbered and chattered and got them talking too... this disturbed my sleep. If you're on th... </description>
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		<title>The Ship Inn has finally been extended</title>
		<description>This was talked about all the time I used to go in there, I never thought it would happen. They have a swanky looking dining room and new roof terrace now, looks very nice. The front bar still seems the same though.Went past today and peeped in the d... </description>
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		<category>sandgate</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13569/The+Ship+Inn+has+finally+been+extended</link>
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		<title>The Luggage, but for real</title>
		<description>The Luggage, from Terry Pratchett's Colour of Magic and other Discworld Novels, and it can be yours, all the money goes to charity.A unique opportunity to own a one-off replica of the luggage as featured in Sky One's adaptation of Terry Pratchett's T... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11089/The+Luggage,+but+for+real</link>
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		<title>Ferry godmother</title>
		<description>This reminds me, front page of The Herald negotiations are under way for a ferry service to come back to Folkestone, this sounds like A GOOD THING to me.... </description>
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		<title>Neneh Cherry</title>
		<description>In the Russian Tea Rooms next to our office, Tuesday afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was sitting down, rather than doing dome kind of Buffalo Stance.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4911/Neneh+Cherry</link>
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		<title>Jimmy Greaves</title>
		<description>An audience with Greavesie, plus Ron 'Chopper' Harris and compere Terry Baker.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Jimmy-Greaves-Leas-Cliff-Hall/134.html</link>
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		<title>Jacques</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Anthony Reynolds&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Matthew Scott&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Jack&lt;/strong&gt; basically, I preferred the whole band, but still good.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Jacques-Spitz/30694.html</link>
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		<title>Manic Street Preachers</title>
		<description>CANCELLED, rescheduled for a week later? Quite a few people now say they were there, so looks like it was! Last day on the Generation Terrorists tour possibly.</description>
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		<category>closed</category>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Manic-Street-Preachers-The-Metronome/328.html</link>
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		<title>Terrorvision</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-Leas-Cliff-Hall/380.html</link>
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		<title>Kerry</title>
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		<category>private</category>
		<category>birthday</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kerry-Main-our-calendar-/3696.html</link>
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		<title>Richard Herring</title>
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		<category>booze</category>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Richard-Herring-Lanterns/8156.html</link>
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		<title>The Beta Band</title>
		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Tonight's venue is crammed with indie's brightest and best, all happily expectant&lt;/blockquote&gt; according to the review in the &lt;strong&gt;Independent&lt;/strong&gt;, that's me in particular to which they were referring...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Beta-Band-Electric-Ballroom/9299.html</link>
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		<title>Steve Coogan</title>
		<description>Fairly bland sets of &lt;strong&gt;Tony Ferrino&lt;/strong&gt; and possibly &lt;strong&gt;Alan Partridge&lt;/strong&gt;, but warm up came from newcomer &lt;strong&gt;Simon Pegg&lt;/strong&gt;. Whatever happened to him?</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Steve-Coogan-The-Lyceum-Theatre/9319.html</link>
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		<title>Terrorvision</title>
		<description>with Mutha's Day Out and Valve. Sure the last Portsmouth Venue Campaign show that I did was Terrorvision, but these dates still don't line up...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Terrorvision-Portsmouth-Pyramids/9745.html</link>
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		<title>Carnival</title>
		<description>Inspiral Carpets, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Boo Radleys, Chumbawamba, Elastica, Terrorvision and more</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Carnival-Stanmer-Park/9751.html</link>
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