That's a closeup of a merkinFor all the hundreds and thousands of people out there who accidentally shaved off their pubic hair and now regret it like crazy and simply can't wait for thier own hair to grow back: at this site you can buy fake pubic hair. For guys as well. And yo... Erk, workI get in this morning and have urgent work waiting for me right away, this is not a good start to the week. We had a bit of a refit of IT around the office, so there are a few snags to sort out, think it all went smoothly though. Had a very quiet wee... Lauren LaverneLauren was watching (and taking pictures of) Woodchuck at the Betsy Trotwood in Clerkenwell, last night.<br /><br />Her brother Pete (going under the name JX this time) was playing bass. <br /><br />As a bass player, he makes a great drummer.Hugh Fearnley-WhittingstallHugh was eating in MoRo, a Tapas restaurant in Exmouth Market. I wasn't close enough to see if he was eating placenta though.Terry HallSpotted the Specials frontman wanderingthrogh the crowd. Ian BroudieStood next to me at the bar. Vernon KayThe T4 bloke was down the front being tall and probably annoying the poor person stuck behind him. Jake Arnott...he of The Long Firm and He Kills Coppers. Stepping into a news agent this morning.Sue PerkinsHer from Mel and Sue / Light Lunch / Celebrity Big Brother etc, she was in The Daniel Defoe on Stoke Newington Church Street last night, she was with Emma Kennedy, also off the telly, as previously reported.Probably I should have mentioned Sue first,... Andy Serkis (Gollum)On Friday night, I crossed infront of his car.Gollum (Andy Serkis)He was just leaving the restaurant with a lady friend after (I am presuming) having had a meal there about 9pm on Saturday. He appeared to be quite drunk.Hang The DJ...I'm DJing the popbitch A-Z thing at Yo Below, on the corner of Clerkenwell and Farringdon roads, playing mostly rubbish, but with a theme of "animals" (Adam and the Ants, Beastie Boys, Godspeed You Black Emperor Penguin, etc)... See popbitch.com/az.h... It did perk up lateraround the time Dean kept saying "THE BNP" to everything.Who are you @itsmeperkykhaye ? STOP MESSAGING MEHow do I get this person to listen?@itsmeperkykhaye @pauly i already told them wat to do..talk to apo.. be strong.. &#12484; need the copies of the pictures.. tug-dug &#9829;@itsmeperkykhaye @pauly always welcome..khaye just woke up! -yawning- aww da... Alexei Sayle, Germaine Greer, Dan Cruickshank, Martina Cole, Steven Berkoff and Arthur Smith are just a few of the well-known authors taking part in tFull details probably on <a href="http://www.folkestonelitfest.co.uk">folkestonelitfest.co.uk</a>RE: Alexei Sayle, Germaine Greer, Dan Cruickshank, Martina Cole, Steven Berkoff and Arthur Smith are just a few of the well-known authors taking partThe website for the Folkestone Book Festival where you can see the full line-up for this year is <a href="http://www.folkestonebookfest.com">folkestonebookfest.com</a>Simon Pegg, Jessica Stephenson, Andy Serkis, Tim Curry...What's not to like? The imminent Burke and Hare movie:Only just heard about this, from Clare who heard it from someone at work. Oh Ronnie Corbett too, and was that Stephen Merchant? Looks ace!... Cold, wet feetIn London again today for work. Walked here to Clerkenwell from St Pancras, only ten or fifteen minutes, but the weather is terrible here, so I got wet and my feet are still not dry...Lovely weekend, Kez and Dez visiting Friday night so we got a curr... Jimi Plays Berkeley+ Gentle GiantHistory and Headlines: Michael Buerkpart of Folkestone Literary Festival...Green Day in ManchesterFormed: 1988 in Berkeley, USAStyle: Alternative Check out: "When I Come Around" "American Idiot" "Wake Me Up When September Ends" Green Day TicketsGreen Day announce...Green Day in LondonFormed: 1988 in Berkeley, USAStyle: Alternative Check out: "When I Come Around" "American Idiot" "Wake Me Up When September Ends" Green Day TicketsGreen Day announce...Film @ Quarterhouse - Sex & Drugs & Rock & RollA biography of Ian Dury who was stricken with polio at a young age and defied expectations by becoming one of the founders of the punk-rock scene in Britain in the 1970s. Starring Andy Serkis and Ray Winstone. 8pmGreen Day in ParisFormed: 1988 in Berkeley, USAStyle: Alternative Check out: "When I Come Around" "American Idiot" "Wake Me Up When September Ends" Green Day TicketsGreen Day announce...Green Day - SeatedFormed: 1988 in Berkeley, USAStyle: Alternative Check out: "When I Come Around" "American Idiot" "Wake Me Up When September Ends" Green Day TicketsGreen Day announce...Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui, Damien Jalet, Antony Gormley Babel (Words)10 - 25Green Day in Dublin, Republic of IrelandFormed: 1988 in Berkeley, USAStyle: Alternative Check out: "When I Come Around" "American Idiot" "Wake Me Up When September Ends" Green Day TicketsGreen Day announce...AN AUDIENCE WITH STEVEN BERKOFFGulbenkian Theatre 11Bayer 04 Leverkusen v FC Kaiserslautern in Leverkusen55.35FC Bayern Munchen v Bayer 04 Leverkusen in München110.71FC kaiserslautern v Bayer 04 Leverkusen in Kaiserslautern54.43Bayer Leverkusen v FC Koln in Leverkusen54.34Gherkin8pm Free.New Year's Eve in Vienna (Silvesterkonzert) in Vienna, Austria1273.64Prom 65: Elgar / Berkeley / Rachmaninov / Kodaly in London41.80Urge Overkill in London33.00