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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
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		<category>eee</category>
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		<category>laptop</category>
		<category>slashdot</category>
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		<title>RE: See the Princess Nikki / Folkestone footage here</title>
		<description>Eeeewwwwwww! What a waste of 'seamen' is nikki</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9121/RE%3A+See+the+Princess+Nikki+%2F+Folkestone+footage+here</link>
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		<title>Half the internet is broke!</title>
		<description>Hmm, local DNS probs maybe, or a chunk of the internet has been bombed out... www.popex.com and www.google.com and www.radiotimes.com NO, but www.popbitch.com and www.clarkeology.com and www.kissonline.com YES, it's a wacky one. And now it's all back... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4657/Half+the+internet+is+broke%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Marcus Tribe, Exmoor????</title>
		<description>helloo  little lee is fine and manager of old peoples home  he should be in it really !! yes we know ben law good chap!  we do the charcoal thing too  make furniture  woodland jewellery and lots of other tomfoolery  mainly to do with woody things and... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4446/RE%3A+Marcus+Tribe%2C+Exmoor%3F%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Well gay synth pop</title>
		<description>Friends are doing a club night, The Fighting Cocks, MJ Hibbett and Leeeevil, all live at www.myspace.com/chickenroyale Chicken Royale.i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/boygirltrash/chicken_royale_flyer.gif... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
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		<title>RE: My gigography</title>
		<description>My 19th birthday gig !!!Deeeee-lite were a bit shite as I remember. The Revolting Cocks were better at the Astoria. Remember the strippers and you stage diving whilst I stood at the back in agony for some reason. Nirvana at the Hummingbird, now calle... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4117/RE%3A+My+gigography</link>
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		<title>What?????</title>
		<description>You left your tix at work and didn't go????&lt;br /&gt;You EEEJIT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.users.tpg.com.au/elayna/MyImages/BadgeEEJIT.GIF&quot;&gt;EEJIT&lt;/a&gt; </description>
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		<title>RE: A day of successful interweb shopping</title>
		<description>Err, cuz me !   don't bring your lazy london journalistic virusy sheeet here.  I think your 1st line.meant &quot;too&quot; somewhere about the 3rd sentence.  </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3349/RE%3A+A+day+of+successful+interweb+shopping</link>
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		<title>I'm glad it's two weeks until the Chambers quiz</title>
		<description>TTTTWWWWEEEENNNNTTTYYY JJJOOOHHHNNN oh I'm sorry, I'm typing that at the wrong speed; Twenty &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/altnews/041026_john_peel.shtml&quot;&gt;John Peel&lt;/a&gt; based team name puns would be too much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RIP fella. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2158/I%27m+glad+it%27s+two+weeks+until+the+Chambers+quiz&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;I'm glad it's two weeks until the Chambers quiz&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/56/129479951_df7576bf79_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2158/I%27m+glad+it%27s+two+weeks+until+the+Chambers+quiz&quot;&gt;Rated 8.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>vegan</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2158/I%27m+glad+it%27s+two+weeks+until+the+Chambers+quiz</link>
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		<title>Steve Penk, Justin Moorhouse, Mike Toolan</title>
		<description>At the CowParade Charity auction in Manchester.  I think Justin bought a cow.  Anyway, bigging it up for char-i-teee!Edited by  (121423), Wed 6 Oct 20:54</description>
		<category>20</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6276/Steve+Penk%2C+Justin+Moorhouse%2C+Mike+Toolan</link>
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		<title>Tonight tonight tonight, la la la la la la tonight</title>
		<description>Tonight is the Fighting Cocks gig, and I am starting to think it might lead to TROUBLE... Clare said she'd come so long as it wasn't too late, as we have a wedding to go to tomorrow... sothen I told her they were on at 9, and that was OK, and now Cha... </description>
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		<description>I need to remind myself that i am lucky that Ronald Reeeeeeeeeeegan (thanks JP) is dead and that we still have our health, not to mention our nuclear weapons.  And that the pixies last friday were worth living for.I realise, of course, that this has ... </description>
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		<title>Leee John</title>
		<description>Leee was checking out Elkie last night.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>a shameless old git</title>
		<description>this is a cheap, oikey, pikey, chavy. sweatshop.  I'm a bee, right, an this pissin wasp, is trying to drink my nectar, fukin beeeeeess.   Beeeees, love em don't ya.   They live in london, and hate the tubeeee.  Waspas (cannot spelll or find my finger... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1105/a+shameless+old+git</link>
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		<title>So, is Black Steel due a rerelease then?</title>
		<description>There's a real buzz about the Tricky version of &quot;Black Steel&quot; right now, is it going to be re-released? I remember this as being GINORMOUS at the time, but I've heard from a few music fans just recently who weren't familiar with it, so maybe it wasn'... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7905/So%2C+is+Black+Steel+due+a+rerelease+then%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: louise(me) met sclub juniors.....</title>
		<description>Really cool!!!!!!!!!!!Could u please tell me their e-mails at zulluq2@yahoo.com OK.Pleaseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5945/RE%3A+louise%28me%29+met+sclub+juniors.....</link>
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		<title>RE: louise(me) met sclub juniors.....</title>
		<description>Really cool!!!!!!!!!!!Could u please tell me their e-mails at zulluq2@yahoo.com OK.Pleaseeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5944/RE%3A+louise%28me%29+met+sclub+juniors.....</link>
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		<title>Blogging about Blogging about Blogging</title>
		<description>www.pidster.com got a mention on www.zeldman.com for pointing out something wonky in a favelet he'd written, nice. Now after a bit of log checking etc, someone who's beeen driven to pidster by the link on zeldman has checked out his redesign of bbc.c... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/262/Blogging+about+Blogging+about+Blogging</link>
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		<title>neeeeeeel</title>
		<description>ask REG</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5606/neeeeeeel</link>
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		<title>all of 'em!</title>
		<description>they were supporting Offspring, first on, sunday night, and they were perfect.   Amaaaaaazing.  One of the best 'A' gigs - and I've been to 80+ (lost count) over like 4 years,  but 3 really cos I didn't see them much last year...  I love 'A'!     ps ... </description>
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		<title>Meeeeesh!</title>
		<description>Someone called &quot;Meesh&quot; in North London won the Fatboy Slim single, by being the first randomly picked punter who entered the &quot;Zan Lyons or Spearmint&quot; competition... A copy of Sunset [Bird Of Prey] is on it's way to you, and it's not even out until Mo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6586/Meeeeesh%21</link>
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		<title>Have a nice weekend</title>
		<description>Here are my plans: Booze Scalarama, for opening time tomorrow Football Booze More Scalarama and more booze - latest news is that DJ Downfall has been added to the bill, slotting into the Actionettes, Mrs... More booze Get to Uncle Bob's Wedding Recep... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6569/Have+a+nice+weekend</link>
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		<title>The Irish blk who had a bollck remvd in Cold Feet</title>
		<description>Two Saturday mornings ago, he came in with woman and child and had breakfast!  Which is exactly what I was doing!  Far out!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4992/The+Irish+blk+who+had+a+bollck+remvd+in+Cold+Feet</link>
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		<title>TEEEEEEE VEEEEEE!</title>
		<description>PopEx is due to be on Carlton TV's &quot;Videotech&quot; midnight Thursday, though some TV guides say Wednesday... I guess it's one of those shows that gets shunted around the schedules. Treat yourself, stay up late both nights!Anyway, they'll also be showing ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7480/TEEEEEEE+VEEEEEE%21</link>
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