http://www.clarkeology.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 11399 Did you see Bonekickers on TV last night? I will watch some crap, but even I had to turn it off, it was so bad! I am still tempted to catch up on what I turned off on iplayer later, just to reassure myself that it was just about the worst thing ever.... tv bonekickers http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11399/Bonekickers 11128 They just aired that at 7.30pm on BBC1 before I had to turn over because EastEnders was next. Well done I thought. Also "my friend Terry Jones"? http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11128/RE%3A+Happy+April+Fool%27s 4760 Work's been a bit hectic, my IT colleague is out sick, so I'm fielding all enquiries (though generally just batting them back with "dunno, turn it off and on again"). Also Clare is working from home today, so I had to commute in on my own, I think th... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4760/On+my+own+today 6481 Yeah made you look, as you don't recognise the name. She was Sasha in Eastenders, though to be fair you're still going to have to follow that link to know who I mean. I saw her outside Charing Cross Station yesterday evening, on her mobile phone.Ooh,... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6481/Jemma+Walker 2765 must revisit some time...it's a bit difficult without a carmobile of my own. weird boulders and things are fine until a really big wave comes along and poor seatfront homeowners ends up watching eastenders next to a 30 squillion tonne rock in their ... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2765/i 6224 This morning I saw Nigel from 'stenders, on his pushbike, on Manor Road, Stoke Newington... He was carrying a couple of big sports bags, and looked a bit wobbly.... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6224/Paul+Bradley 6302 On Monday night, wearing a green parkeresque coat, crossing the road with a young lady in crouch end and walking down the side of the Railway Tavern. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6302/EastEnders+Minty 1789 A proper frightener yesterday in the mouse department, one up on the sideboard... Clare SCREAMED, which dazed the mouse a bit. He scarpered side to side, realised he was stuck on the side (how did he get up there?) and then took a leap. He did at lea... il bacio mouse stokey stoke newington http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1789/Hey+buddy+can+you+spare+some+cat+poo%3F 6203 Don't know his real name, or what he's doing now, but he was Sanjay from Eastenders, and he walked past Il Bacio on Stoke Newington Church Street last night, and looked in, but didn't come in. Possibly the sight of John Power put him off.... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6203/Sanjay 6161 He's still alive! This morning, think he was following me. He got on the bus before me opposite Tesco in Finsbury park wearing a blue blazer, black trousers, bluey/green shirt and a burgundy tie, carrying a newspaper and umbrella. Then I was on t... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6161/Eastenders+Doctor+Legg 6191 Just saw Mr Kat Slater Andy Bad-Man from Eastenders walking up Regents Park Road. He was also Eddie Santini in The Bill, I hope that's the right name for him.Yes all my celeb spots are on Regents Park Road, that's where I work.... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6191/Michael+Higgs 6060 Drinking beer with a group of friends. he's always in there if you're a fan?! celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6060/EastEnders+Minty 6027 I saw him out of Spandau Ballet who WASN'T in Eastenders coming out of the newsagent next to work, on Friday afternoon... he was flicking through a magazine he'd just bought, I suspect he was looking for mentions of himself. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6027/Gary+Kemp 6022 Shuffling along the pavement, looking at mobile phone, looking very anxious indeed. She has weathered very badly, so have to say...wouldnt with yours! celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6022/Michelle+Collins+%28used+to+be+Cindy+on+Eastenders%29 5928 She is Kate from 'Stenders, and she was sat a couple of rows in front of us, in the roped off VIP bit at Duran Duran last night.Got a picture from the gig here, not a great one though...... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5928/Jill+Halfpenny 191 Cleaned the flat in a big way today, including the kitchen floor, the cooker and defrosting the fridge and the freezer, mostly with a hair dryer. It's been the hottest day ever in the history of all time again today, I'm sure of it.Ooh, Eastenders Ex... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/191/Monster+cleanup 5728 Shane Ritchie and the lad who plays his younger brother in EastEnders were posing for photos with hysterical girls as we were going in.Edited by goldsoundz (80181), Mon 23 Jun 11:15 86 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5728/Shane+Ritchie+and+other+EastEnders+lad 5703 As well as her off Eastenders, John Hegley was in the pub last night too. He didn't do the quiz, but he did seem to be slightly tipsy, which is WEIRD, as I understood all comedians were teetotal. Possibly it was me who was a bit pissed, not him, did ... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5703/John+Hegley 5705 She plays Kelly in Eastenders, she was doing the quiz at the Rose and Crown last night, she's an avid reader, she loves to shop, she lists Buffy as one of her favourite TV shows and she's really very attractive.OK, I stole some of those facts from he... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5705/Brooke+Kinsella 5514 Him who used to be in Eastenders, walking along in ridculously ginormous women's sunglasses, like he was a celebrity. Saturday afternoon, 3rd of May, about 3 - 4 O'Clock... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5514/Sanjay 5553 Nigel from Eastenders was in Safeway Stoke Newington this morning... didn't see what he was buying as he was leaving as I was going in. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5553/Paul+Bradley 5615 Nige was shopping in Safeways near my house. Didn't see what was in his basket, but I bought beans, sausages and coke. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5615/Nigel+from+Eastenders 4905 In Grape Street Wine Bar off Shaftsbury Avenue, he came in to have lunch. Apparently he's in EastEnders at the moment, but I wouldn't know, 'cos it's shyte. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4905/Ian+Lavender%2C+you+know%2C+Pike+off+Dads+Army 5166 At the Night Of 100 Stars - a musical event in aid of an acting charity. Martin posed happily for papsnapper before taking his seat. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5166/Martin+Kemp+%28ex-Spandau+%26+current+EastEnders+star%29 5182 Sunday night, about 9.30-10pm. He was standing at the bar with another bloke, drinking something unidentifiable out of a bottle. Very handsome too... (Beppe, not the other bloke or the bottle).P.S Going to see Alfie tonight, saw I Am Kloot last week,... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5182/Michael+Greco+-+Beppe+from+EastEnders 5190 Drinking at the bar on STUDENT NIGHT! What a cheapskate. Some saddo's walked up to him and tried to have a conversation. His skin looks no better in real life. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5190/Robbie+from+Eastenders 5197 Bought 20 lucky strike off me, comented on my supposed "perm", asked how my band, Bush, are doing, mentioned Toploader and i REFUSED to serve her as she seemed deranged. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5197/Lauren+laverne+%28or+Sarah+off+Eastenders%29 5236 The former Eastenders actor and celeb Arsenal fan was at the same thing as Charlie George/Nick Hornby. I was in the VIP room when he arrived, shown there by my friend who had organised the event. When I said hello to her, he turned around a said he... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5236/Tom+Watt 6777 This Sunday (14th January) at the Elbow Rooms, Islington is the next chapter in the ongoing saga of Arther Baker's Sunday Jam...Alabama 3 frontman Larry Love is the golden thread running through the day... He's treating the crowd to "The Larry Love ... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6777/What+you+doing+Sunday+Afternoon%3F 5381 He was looking at a collection of kangol hats and was with a rather attractive woman. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5381/dan+from+eastenders