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		<title>Two fat ladies divided by two little ducks</title>
		<description>Google's calculator doesn't understand bingo caller numbers... it's four isn't it? Nice to see it does Roman Numerals...... </description>
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		<title>Power cut</title>
		<description>Just been for lunch at Sesame and they have a power cut up there... it's quite a way up the road, but it could be something to do with the cold weather, we had a lot of power cuts here last year...On a brighter note, I just found this picture of the ... </description>
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		<category>clissold park</category>
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		<title>Ducklets</title>
		<description>A lovely reminder of the weekend, some ducklets on the canal in &lt;strong&gt;Hythe&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.popex.com/popEx//uploads//more_ducklets.jpg' alt='Ducklets in Hythe' width='473' height='207' /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Damn dirty carnivores</title>
		<description>Fox got into my nephews' chicken and duck enclosure and killed three birds, bah. Not that I condone the keeping of animals as pets, but look, see the hurt and upset caused by the eating of meat?Hmm my blog to twitter stuff is still not working.... </description>
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		<title>Turducken</title>
		<description>So this is why the trendy xmas dinner of the year is stuffed ultimately into a goose and not a turkey... Thanks ntk.net. I am keen on trying to make my own kev equivalent of this, though a tomato stuffed in an onion stuffed in a pepper is going to be... </description>
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		<title>A Bit Like A Duck</title>
		<description>Not read much of folkestonenet.org.uk, didn't think there was a lot to it, and the broken links seem to back this up. However here's an interest essay about the creative quarter, and regeneration of the town in general.&quot;Folkestone's Creative Quarter ... </description>
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		<title>Disco ducks coming to Folkestone</title>
		<description>these ducks will eventually become disco divas sitting on rotating cd platforms - how fab!!!these will be appearing in public in an exhibition in folkestone during august... </description>
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		<title>I think that &quot;duck shoot&quot; will be coming back soon</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk&quot;&gt;Show and Stay&lt;/a&gt;     </description>
		<category>work</category>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>show and stay</category>
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		<title>Important cool stuff from the weekend that I forgot</title>
		<description>Forgot two things from the weekend! I drove my old VW Beetle in the first time since I don't know when! Sold the car in about 1993 I think, to a friend, and when it had finally conked out on him he offered it back to my Dad who towed it back home. It... </description>
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		<title>I'll tell you what's a marvellous invention</title>
		<description>White Duck tape! All my DIY repairs look so much more professional now!OK I don't repair everything with this, but that's because I only just discovered it. So far only the black out blind in Harry's room, and the shower curtain. If we lived in a car... </description>
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		<category>diy</category>
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		<title>Like a lovely spring morning here now</title>
		<description>Got all the doors open while I do some housework as it's so warm here in costa del seabrook. Thought there was more snow on the way?Clare and Harry are out feeding ducks, and we're all going to the park this afternoon.Just had an entertaining few min... </description>
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		<category>the last detective</category>
		<category>murdoch mysteries</category>
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		<title>Meltdown 2010 - The Duckworth Lewis Method</title>
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		<title>Duck Soup</title>
		<description>Distinctive Brand of Blues/ R&amp;B. 8pm Free</description>
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		<description>Distinctive Brand of Blues/ R&amp;B</description>
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		<title>Duck Soup</title>
		<description>Distinctive Brand of Blues/ R&amp;B</description>
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		<title>Crispey Duck Combo</title>
		<description>Tasty Tunes From The 60's &amp; 70's Upbeat Fun Covers. 8.30-11pm Free</description>
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		<title>Crispey Duck Combo</title>
		<description>8.30pm Free</description>
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		<description>Distinctive Brand of Blues/ R&amp;B. 9pm Free</description>
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		<title>Crispy Duck Combo</title>
		<description>Blues. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Crispy Duck Combo</title>
		<description>Blues. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Duck Soup</title>
		<description>Distinctive Brand of Blues/ R&amp;B. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Crispey Duck Combo</title>
		<description>Playing All The Tasty Tunes You Want To Hear. 9pm Free</description>
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		<title>pSd and   Optional Rubber Duck</title>
		<description>Rock, Metal and Punk all in one easy to   handle package!. 7pm  Free. new</description>
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		<title>Crispy Duck Combo</title>
		<description>Popular Covers. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<description>Playing all The Favourite Popular Covers. 9pm Free</description>
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		<description>Distinctive Brand of Blues/ R&amp;B. 8.30pm Free</description>
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