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		<title>What rugby?</title>
		<description>You forgot to bless the boot didn't you... A good game anyway, and we did well to get to the final. Perhaps an iffy decision on that disallowed try, but perhaps not.A good day yesterday too, just for a change we had lunch in Wagamama in Canterbury, b... </description>
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		<category>gordon ramsay</category>
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		<category>party</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>etchinghill</category>
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		<title>Folkestone celeb spotting</title>
		<description>Ooh yeah, we were in Escondido last Sunday as I mentioned, and TV's Dominic Littlewood was in there too, just a table for one, by the window. This says to me he was in town working, filming something, rather than living or visiting. So, look out for ... </description>
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		<title>RE: Glastonbury ticket touts FOILED!</title>
		<description>I think their argument would be &quot;to cover the inevitable piracy&quot; but I'm with you - the less the charge for tracks the less people would bother to pirate them.  If they can get down to somewhere between 15-30p per track they'd make a mint.  Why would... </description>
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		<title>RE: Celebrities I am probably related to</title>
		<description>Dodgy that two are women and one bloke might be gay!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9675/RE%3A+Celebrities+I+am+probably+related+to</link>
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		<title>A journey into the unknown...</title>
		<description>Went to Ashford yesterday, for a day out, as Clare had the day off and we wanted to go bowling. Man alive, it's rubbish there... I'm kind of glad we hit the very worst high street type parts of the town first, as it meant that Ashford grew on us as t... </description>
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		<title>Will Mellor</title>
		<description>He was also wearing a flashing light santa hat.  I think he was doing some dodgy dealings but it would be wrong for me to elaborate on that.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6509/Will+Mellor</link>
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		<title>Expose Club</title>
		<description>Radiohead did play the Penny Theatre in Jan 1993, I promoted it, it was the last ever Exposé night. It was their first ever sell out gig outside of London or Oxford and was rammed to the rafters (we had over 300 people in there). They covered Rhinest... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4270/Expose+Club</link>
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		<title>Sorry to leave such a gap</title>
		<description>Been away for the weekend, not running and hiding in fear, we went to a fabulous wedding up in Oxford. Got The Oxford Tube there late on Friday as we were already booked onto it, and it was alright. Comfortable enough and only 15 quid for an open ret... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3645/Sorry+to+leave+such+a+gap</link>
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		<title>RE: Dodgy referers</title>
		<description>I read that as dodgy referees and my ears perked up. Now I see it's just drivel, I'm disappointed.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3328/RE%3A+Dodgy+referers</link>
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		<title>Dodgy referers</title>
		<description>Just written some code to plug into my refererCode scripts to stop this referer spam nonsense... it's sure to be a bit too strict at first, but what it's going to do is check each new referer I get in my logs, request that page to see if there really... </description>
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		<category>perl</category>
		<category>script</category>
		<category>referer</category>
		<category>spam</category>
		<category>referer spam</category>
		<category>code</category>
		<category>access logs</category>
		<category>referers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3327/Dodgy+referers</link>
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		<title>What do you reckon, fags? Booze? Or dodgy DVDs?</title>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3240/What+do+you+reckon%2C+fags%3F+Booze%3F+Or+dodgy+DVDs%3F</link>
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		<title>To our Dave (Preece)</title>
		<description>Got the word that you's part of the GLC, which has flipped young Isaac (aka Cornetto 'cos of his dodgy bleached hair.)  Missed tickets for Bristol 'cos of missionary work (Ha!) but will catch up...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2108/To+our+Dave+%28Preece%29</link>
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		<description>The Scotsman appears to publish most of the Press Association wire stories straight away - and it's PA which gets most stories first.Dodgy situation for PA, of course, with its wire being all-but reproduced for free on the Scotsman site. You used to ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1954/</link>
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		<title>popbitch doesn't want it's site indexed</title>
		<description>you can turn it off, that's what I was going on about there... see www.robotstxt.org and www.popbitch.com/robots.txt and www.clarkeology.com/robots.txt... I want stuff here to be indexed (though I'd rather it wasn't every day), but popbitch doesn't w... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1574/popbitch+doesn%27t+want+it%27s+site+indexed</link>
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		<title>You're not wrong!</title>
		<description>I'll fix that, it's some dodgy HTML...I keep meaning to say I have a problem with your XML feed too, using the RSS plugin on Mozilla... the headlines show up OK in the sidebar, but if I click it says &quot;wrong username password combination&quot; or something... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1300/You%27re+not+wrong%21</link>
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		<title>Half Man, Half Machine</title>
		<description>Just got the new Goldie Lookin' Chain single now, they've got copies in Rhythm Records and Camden, I know people have had trouble tracking down the vinyl too. Will I be able to retire on it?Sounds like the tracks have been re-recorded a bit, is that ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7917/Half+Man%2C+Half+Machine&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>glc</category>
		<category>goldie lookin chain</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7917/Half+Man%2C+Half+Machine</link>
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		<title>Estate Agent Update</title>
		<description>The estate agent phoned about the flat, saying he's spoken to the freeholders, they'll amend the noise bit of the lease, but won't let the floor bit in. The estate agent is meeting with the freeholders today, which sounds dodgy. Remember he's working... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1080/Estate+Agent+Update</link>
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		<title>Chav Scum</title>
		<description>The Independent writes a whole article about chavscum.co.uk (a slightly dodgy &quot;look at the common people aren't they funny&quot; site), and completely fails to mention Goldie Lookin' Chain even once... Must check out the site and see if they make the same... </description>
		<category>other</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/807/Chav+Scum</link>
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		<title>Electric Soft Parade</title>
		<description>Electric Soft Parade did a good show for Journey Shoes at the Barfly, nice to see a little bit of a Stokey connection too - Matt Priest formerly of Dodgy and now a columnust for N16 Mag was on drums for them.The band were good, but the Barfly STANK o... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/635/Electric+Soft+Parade</link>
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		<title>Working from home</title>
		<description>Fixing up the bad secondary DNS entry for popex at Network Solutions and sorting out some of the dodgy / missing access logs. Popex hasn't been reporting on refererals properly since I introduced the &quot;unique user ID&quot; cookie, though it's not that dire... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/222/Working+from+home</link>
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		<title>The Quarter</title>
		<description>I picked up a magazine called The Quarter, which is a kind of fanzine for the creative community of the area. No, me either, but then I clearly don't know the place at all.. Anyway, it's articles and listings and that promoting a sense of artistic we... </description>
		<category>other</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/470/The+Quarter</link>
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		<title>Andy Miller</title>
		<description>Come on, you remember, he was in Dodgy, possibly they're still going, but also he is in some outfit called MASS now I think. He was there watching Shed Seven, and looked a bit tired.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5549/Andy+Miller</link>
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		<title>um, LOOK OVER THERE!</title>
		<description>It wasn't me that broke popex, it just broke all by itself.Anyway, have I said how much I likes free stuff? Thanks to Invisible Hands* for the bundle of CD's, which should distract me from messing stuff up for a while.They're pushing a new singled by... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>punk</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7716/um%2C+LOOK+OVER+THERE%21</link>
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		<title>New Dodgy Album out this week</title>
		<description>The new Dodgy album &quot;Real Estate&quot; was released today... this is the one that was made available by the fans investing in the &quot;Mighty Dodgy Vibe&quot;... 11.99 from HMV... Also check out the official site much work gone in to it this weekend...Recommendati... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7058/New+Dodgy+Album+out+this+week</link>
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		<title>Space, Man</title>
		<description>Space (remember them?) are playing some actual gigs in August - and none of them are on TFI Friday.They play Camden Dingwalls on the 23rd, and Edinburgh Liquid Rooms on the 24th, as part of the Fringe Festival.Space are also headlinining Manchester's... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7045/Space%2C+Man</link>
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		<title>Come Fly With... BRUCE DICKINSON!</title>
		<description>Bruce Dickinson and Metal-Is are offering YOU the chance to be taken for a spin in Bruce Dickinson (dodgy novellist and occasional Iron Maiden frontman)'s plane...There are 6 flights up for auction, and the winners of 6 of these get a 2 hour flight f... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6985/Come+Fly+With...+BRUCE+DICKINSON%21</link>
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		<title>Colin &quot;Gem&quot; Archer</title>
		<description>He was watching the Dodgy &quot;Dodgy&quot; gig at the Astoria on Saturday 31st of March... also Mark Thomas was there, but he was on stage, so that doesn't count... he was mercilessly heckled (Mark, not Gem) by a drunken twat.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4872/Colin+%22Gem%22+Archer</link>
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		<title>Friends of PopEx</title>
		<description>1. Computer Shopper for saying &quot;Popex is one of the internet's most cleverly designed games&quot; among other things in it's review in today's magazine.2. Club Beer for making good use of a free PopEx Chums Board and also inviting us to the Dodgy aftersho... </description>
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		<title>Shane Lynch</title>
		<description>Lured over by the spurious notion that the elfin minx Lady Tara from Emmerdale was having lunch we were greatly disappointed. However Shane [talentless Boyzone geezer] Lynch was queuing for a sandwich either that or some other bloke with a pencil bea... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5377/Shane+Lynch</link>
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		<title>Fly Christmas</title>
		<description>I heard a theory that if all the money in the world was distributed equally, we'd all be loaded, but within a year natural forces would ensure that a one third of the people would have somehow conned another third of the people out of theirs.Went to ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6698/Fly+Christmas</link>
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		<title>Portsmouth Pyramids</title>
		<description>plus Space &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/89/Portsmouth+Pyramids&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/89/Portsmouth+Pyramids</link>
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		<title>Reading Alleycat</title>
		<description>Dodgy</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2125/Reading+Alleycat</link>
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		<title>Stanmer Park</title>
		<description>Carter USM, PWEI, Teenage Fanclub, Dodgy, The Charlatans, Gene, Lighting Seeds, Skunk Anansie, Reef. Think I was at this...</description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2133/Stanmer+Park</link>
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		<title>The Wedgewood Rooms</title>
		<description>Dodgy &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2103/The+Wedgewood+Rooms&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2103/The+Wedgewood+Rooms</link>
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