<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11615/Linksys+WVC54G+wireless+camera%2C+btinternet+SMTP+and+gmail"><dc:date>2008-10-06UTC07:13:41</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/linksys" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camera" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wireless+camera" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wireless+security+camera" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gmail" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/btinternet" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bt+home+hub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/btopenworld" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/smtp" /><dc:title>Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail</dc:title><dc:description>Dug out my wireless camera, to see if it could be used as a web cam - it's good quality, with sound, but more for security monitoring than sitting in front of the screen and talking. Don't think it can, but it's good to have it up and running again a... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9565/Now+The+Mirror+has+the+story"><dc:date>2006-09-28UTC08:01:36</dc:date><dc:title>Now The Mirror has the story</dc:title><dc:description>Here, and they put PERVERT in capitals, just so you know...A PERVERT is dressing up like movie character Mrs Doubtfire to grope teenage girls.The cunning predator disguises himself as a granny to strike up conversation with teenagers and young women.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1934/Not+a+ploy+at+all"><dc:date>2004-09-09UTC02:23:17</dc:date><dc:title>Not a ploy at all</dc:title><dc:description>They link inwards, looking through the blog archives for previous mentions of that topic... in this instance it can't find anything, but next time I mention search engine optimisation these messages will come up too... not very handy in this case, le... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1263/Retro+kitchen+gear"><dc:date>2004-04-26UTC03:30:02</dc:date><dc:title>Retro kitchen gear</dc:title><dc:description>&quot;21st century technology disguised as 1850s class or 1950s cool&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.elmirastoveworks.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://craphound.com/images/reprovintagestove.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1212/robo%2C+but+not+cop"><dc:date>2004-04-22UTC08:39:47</dc:date><dc:title>robo, but not cop</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.r50rd.co.uk/research/internal/v2i/engin/&quot;&gt;robots in disguise&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.r50rd.co.uk/research/internal/v2i/engin/images/photo_thumb.jpg&quot; width=133 height=200 /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7894/Glastonbury+tickets+on+Ebay"><dc:date>2004-04-02UTC11:30:46</dc:date><dc:title>Glastonbury tickets on Ebay</dc:title><dc:description>Over two million pounds so far, hmm, possibly this is not serious... If you're still after tickets, good luck, the site's not down, but it's incredibly slow. Some people have reported better luck calling the international number than calling the offi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5820/Dolf+de+Datsun"><dc:date>2003-12-01UTC11:41:17</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Dolf de Datsun</dc:title><dc:description>While completely failing to get any Christmas shopping yesterday, I saw Dolf Datsun also moping round the market, with a girl. He had a scarf round his face, hopefully just to ward off the cold, and not because he was in some kind of disguise.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/442/Clare%27s+Graduation"><dc:date>2003-11-15UTC09:00:29</dc:date><dc:title>Clare's Graduation</dc:title><dc:description>Went well, got some good pictures I hope. There was no celebrity honorary degree, I was hoping for something like that to liven the ceremony up. A chap called Sir Kit McMahon was made a fellow of Birkbeck though.The building the ceremony is in - Sena... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7849/Uncle+Bob%27s+Christmas+Wedding+Reception%2C+10th+Birthday+Party%2C+Centenary+%26+Farewell%21"><dc:date>2003-11-14UTC06:35:34</dc:date><dc:title>Uncle Bob's Christmas Wedding Reception, 10th Birthday Party, Centenary & Farewell!</dc:title><dc:description>FeaturingCELEBRITY GUEST DJ SARAH CAWOODplusvery special live guests         SCHWABplusthe return of DJ Simon PriceplusResident DJs Miss JT, Billy Reeves &amp; Hitman HearnSATURDAY 6th DECEMBER 8pm-lateatTHE WATER RATS THEATRE, Grays Inn Road, Kings Cros... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5930/Mark+Owen"><dc:date>2003-10-15UTC10:51:23</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Mark Owen</dc:title><dc:description>Mark Owen was lurking at the end of our row for the Duran Duran gig at the Forum last night, and it seems as if he thought it was a Doctor Who convention and he'd come as Tom Baker. He was wearing a big hat, and a long scarf wrapped round a few times... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5528/Avid+Merrion"><dc:date>2003-07-30UTC05:20:25</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Avid Merrion</dc:title><dc:description>I've not actually seen Bo Selecta so I can't repeate any of his hilarious catchphrases, but I know who he is and it was definitely him. He was in disguise, IE wearing a baseball hat rather than a neck brace and / or a massive rubber chin.He's got a n... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5684/Edith+Bowman"><dc:date>2003-02-24UTC11:34:29</dc:date><dc:title>Edith Bowman</dc:title><dc:description>Edith was wearing a flat cap, like she is a celebrity who needs to go out in disguise or something. She was sat with Rupert, singer from Chikinki, in the Lock Tavern, Chalk Farm Road, on Friday night. I think it was him anyway, only seen him once.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4972/Main+Singer"><dc:date>2001-09-08UTC10:43:13</dc:date><dc:title>Main Singer</dc:title><dc:description>About 3 months ago im sure i spotted the lead singer from slipknott same build and hair (from what u can see under their disguises) he was out side a filling station talkin to another man, his eyes were identicle to  what they are and im sure the oth... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6967/Win+an+actual+prize"><dc:date>2001-04-25UTC02:18:42</dc:date><dc:title>Win an actual prize</dc:title><dc:description>Lordy, haven't had a competition for a while, so how about this new Shanks and Bigfoot white label for starters?They've recorded it under the name &quot;Doolally&quot;, not sure if I was supposed to say that, but it's &quot;rarer than a really rare set of hen's tee... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6859/Some+boring+stats+%281/3%29"><dc:date>2001-02-15UTC04:13:25</dc:date><dc:title>Some boring stats (1/3)</dc:title><dc:description>Here's my first installment of boring stats for this afternoon... Here's &quot;What band profiles people read most often&quot; for the whole of January... 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With Robots!</dc:title><dc:description>JACK make an appeareance, well sort of, at Kings Cross Water Rats this Saturday night (10th Feb)... Matthew Scott and Anthony Reynolds are DJing at &quot;The System&quot; club night.Also, playing live, are Robots In Disguise and Nemo... 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