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		<title>The 5 that didn't make it</title>
		<description>today at lunch time...i was picking out a courgette and then heard a very loud geardie girl say 'shall i egt a red one then?'. Being a northerner and not hearing that accent much round these parts i looked over. and who did i see but ALL 5 OF THE ALM... </description>
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		<title>Ben The Boffin</title>
		<description>From old skool big breakfast. He still looks about 12, and was drinking alcoholic beverages with 2 much older geeky blokes. </description>
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		<title>Rick of ChannelFly fame</title>
		<description>i saw him crossing the road near barclays on city road. His hair was mainly made up of pink bits.</description>
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		<title>Zammo from Grange Hill</title>
		<description>This morning, about 9.15 am, in a very empty (for some bizarre reason!?) London Bridge train station. He's got a very big face, not much hair, and is a bit of a wide load. </description>
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		<title>Jarvis Cocker</title>
		<description>just at that point where you have to turn the corner into the station and think that someone will probably smack into you from the opposite direction - I NEARLY SMACKED INTO JARVIS!! He is a very tall man, and was looking very unshaven. Made my day t... </description>
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		<title>Bill Bailey (of 'Spaced' etc..)</title>
		<description>i was buying a new alarm clock, and i wasn't there long enought to see what Bill was after. He had massive platform brothel-creepers on thus making him not too short. I chose not to let him know that we have the same surname though. Shame.</description>
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		<title>Mel from Big Brother</title>
		<description>It was about 3 weeks ago - 11am, and she was either pissed or lost. she had posh clothes on. i got the impression she was waiting for someone to recognise her, so i just barged past her into the bank. she's very short.</description>
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