<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5109/The+5+that+didn%27t+make+it"><dc:date>2001-07-18UTC03:44:05</dc:date><dc:title>The 5 that didn't make it</dc:title><dc:description>today at lunch time...i was picking out a courgette and then heard a very loud geardie girl say 'shall i egt a red one then?'. Being a northerner and not hearing that accent much round these parts i looked over. and who did i see but ALL 5 OF THE ALM... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4842/Ben+The+Boffin"><dc:date>2001-05-21UTC01:56:21</dc:date><dc:title>Ben The Boffin</dc:title><dc:description>From old skool big breakfast. He still looks about 12, and was drinking alcoholic beverages with 2 much older geeky blokes. </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5175/Rick+of+ChannelFly+fame"><dc:date>2001-04-20UTC03:07:30</dc:date><dc:title>Rick of ChannelFly fame</dc:title><dc:description>i saw him crossing the road near barclays on city road. His hair was mainly made up of pink bits.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5140/Zammo+from+Grange+Hill"><dc:date>2001-04-09UTC09:13:43</dc:date><dc:title>Zammo from Grange Hill</dc:title><dc:description>This morning, about 9.15 am, in a very empty (for some bizarre reason!?) London Bridge train station. He's got a very big face, not much hair, and is a bit of a wide load. </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4860/Jarvis+Cocker"><dc:date>2001-04-05UTC10:07:41</dc:date><dc:title>Jarvis Cocker</dc:title><dc:description>just at that point where you have to turn the corner into the station and think that someone will probably smack into you from the opposite direction - I NEARLY SMACKED INTO JARVIS!! He is a very tall man, and was looking very unshaven. Made my day t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5188/Bill+Bailey+%28of+%27Spaced%27+etc..%29"><dc:date>2001-03-28UTC03:16:13</dc:date><dc:title>Bill Bailey (of 'Spaced' etc..)</dc:title><dc:description>i was buying a new alarm clock, and i wasn't there long enought to see what Bill was after. He had massive platform brothel-creepers on thus making him not too short. I chose not to let him know that we have the same surname though. Shame.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5189/Mel+from+Big+Brother"><dc:date>2001-03-28UTC03:13:10</dc:date><dc:title>Mel from Big Brother</dc:title><dc:description>It was about 3 weeks ago - 11am, and she was either pissed or lost. she had posh clothes on. i got the impression she was waiting for someone to recognise her, so i just barged past her into the bank. she's very short.</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>