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		<title>What's Screen Select's deal then?</title>
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		<title>It's been a week</title>
		<description>Time to mention the bus again, the 106 is back on track, not being diverted via Stoke Newington Church Street and so on, got me into work a bit too quick today... further investigations into Folkestone Metronome reveal that Zodiac Mindwarp and Wolfsb... </description>
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		<category>stokey</category>
		<category>stoke newington</category>
		<category>zodiac mindwarp</category>
		<category>wolfsbane</category>
		<category>folkestone metronome</category>
		<category>metronome</category>
		<category>vic reeves</category>
		<category>mrgig</category>
		<category>baftas</category>
		<category>master and commander</category>
		<category>jonathon creek</category>
		<category>back to reality</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>catterick</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/911/It%27s+been+a+week</link>
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		<title>gallery of ultra-creepy japanese dolls</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://dolly.vivian.jp/gsn_doll/sew/sewn06.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://dolly.vivian.jp/gsn_doll/sew/ot-02.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://dolly.vivian.jp/gsn_doll/sew/ot-01.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1195/gallery+of+ultra-creepy+japanese+dolls</link>
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		<title>sex dolls! now EXTRA-CREEPY!</title>
		<description>click &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lee-chapman.com/tokyo_times/2004/04/mildly_amusing_.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for some weird, japanese (of course) slightly underage-looking 'dutch wives'.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1272/sex+dolls!+now+EXTRA-CREEPY!</link>
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		<title>RE: sex dolls! now EXTRA-CREEPY!</title>
		<description>trying again w/link - it got sort of broken last time:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.lee-chapman.com/tokyo_times/2004/04/mildly_amusing_.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.lee-chapman.com/tokyo_times/images/jewel0201-thumb.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1273/RE:+sex+dolls!+now+EXTRA-CREEPY!</link>
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		<title>Did you screen grab that yourself?</title>
		<description>You dirty beggar! My page impressions are going to go crazy now I'm sure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you're here just for this pic, please buy the DVD, which you can enjoy in your own time...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1729/Did+you+screen+grab+that+yourself%3F</link>
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		<title>a &quot;friend&quot; screengrabbed</title>
		<description>it off a mpeg of the film. hehe.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1730/a+%22friend%22+screengrabbed</link>
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		<title>If you can't see your screen...</title>
		<description>Make yourself a shade out of manila file folders. Basically a big hood over your monitor, then lean your head in. Side effect: your boss will actually notice that you're having a real problem, not just whining, and that you're doing something about i... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1910/If+you+can%27t+see+your+screen...</link>
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		<title>Pacey (Joshua Jackson) from Dawson's creek</title>
		<description>I spotted him walking up the Fulham Road towards me from a distance. He was wearing a wooly hat and had his hands in his pockets, but because he was quite a long way away from me and walking straight towards me on the pavement, I had a really long ti... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6374/Pacey+%28Joshua+Jackson%29+from+Dawson%27s+creek</link>
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		<title>Just in case it's confused anyone</title>
		<description>Here are the top performing shares this week:1.97 Destiny's Child1.71 Broccli Spears1.64 Eminem1.48 Westlife1.48 Backstreet Boys1.02 Sonique0.94 CreedAll those artists sold more / got better chart positions etc than Creed, and they earned higher divi... </description>
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		<category>popex</category>
		<category>creed</category>
		<category>destiny's child</category>
		<category>britney spears</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6718/Just+in+case+it%27s+confused+anyone</link>
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		<title>What's with that awful ad in the middle of the screen?</title>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8866/What%27s+with+that+awful+ad+in+the+middle+of+the+screen%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: What's with that awful ad in the middle of the screen?</title>
		<description>Best talk to the webmaster - David-Michael in Canada! oldwestbrookians@gmail.com</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8868/RE:+What%27s+with+that+awful+ad+in+the+middle+of+the+screen%3F</link>
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		<title>Videos of Folketone: More underground creepiness</title>
		<description>More creepy underground tunnelling in silence, this time footage of the Victorian reservoir at Crete Road.More pictures and things at undergroundkent.co.uk.... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9117/Videos+of+Folketone:+More+underground+creepiness</link>
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		<title>Yes I watched the new Screenwipe</title>
		<description>It was good, he's funny.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10018/Yes+I+watched+the+new+Screenwipe</link>
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		<title>Luncheon fiasco</title>
		<description>Bah, forgot my lunch today, all I remembered was the fruit component. There are no shops within walking distance, and though there are vending machines here at work, one stole my money and failed to deliver my crisps the other day, so not sure about ... </description>
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		<category>lunch</category>
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		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>orchid</category>
		<category>blue screen of death</category>
		<category>pay day</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10030/Luncheon+fiasco</link>
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		<title>Eggheads?</title>
		<description>What's happened to Eggheads on BBC IPlayer? It's VANISHED! I've got used to watching it every day when we get in from work...Also my torrent speed seems a bit slow, not that I am trying to download the new episode of House or anything. New series of ... </description>
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		<category>iplayer</category>
		<category>eggheads</category>
		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>heroes</category>
		<category>jonathon creek</category>
		<category>the last enemy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11594/Eggheads%3F</link>
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		<title>Suspicious Habitat Radius listings creeping in.</title>
		<description>Some new Habitat Radius furniture listings this week on ebay, a wardrobe in Dorset, and a console table and bench / coffee table (we have one we use as a seat, they're using it as a coffee table) in Newark. But what's this? OK, it's a coffee table, b... </description>
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		<category>habitat radius wardrobe</category>
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		<category>habitat radius</category>
		<category>habitat radius</category>
		<category>radius wardrobe</category>
		<category>habitat radius oak wardrobe</category>
		<category>habitat radius bench</category>
		<category>habitat radius console table</category>
		<category>habitat radius dressing table</category>
		<category>baywatch</category>
		<category> baywatch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12001/Suspicious+Habitat+Radius+listings+creeping+in.</link>
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		<title>You can watch complete episodes of Jonathan Creek on google video</title>
		<description>Is this legit? ... </description>
		<category>jonathan creek</category>
		<category>google video</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>alan davies</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12289/You+can+watch+complete+episodes+of+Jonathan+Creek+on+google+video</link>
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		<title>I am thoroughly unpleasant and really creepy</title>
		<description>&lt;iframe class=&quot;youtube&quot; title=&quot;YouTube video player&quot; width=&quot;800&quot; height=&quot;600&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/_QAvkFS_cgk?hd=1&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description>
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		<category>questiontime</category>
		<category>nazi</category>
		<category>racist</category>
		<category>casseteboy</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12986/I+am+thoroughly+unpleasant+and+really+creepy</link>
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		<title>Ice on the inside of my windscreen tonight</title>
		<description>Took a while to defrost the car, still very icy and snowy out by Stanford / Westenhanger / Lympne / Hythe wherever the hell it is I'm supposed to say my office is... It's much icier than here at home, so by the time we'd got on the motorway the rest ... </description>
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		<category>snow</category>
		<category>ice</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>westenhanger</category>
		<category>lympne</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>cold</category>
		<category>not drinking</category>
		<category>cold turkey</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13188/Ice+on+the+inside+of+my+windscreen+tonight</link>
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		<title>Oh also my phone is knackered</title>
		<description>My old faithful Sony Ericsson W800i has conked out at last, I think it had a knock and now I get the white screen of death, if I try and power it on the screen just flashes on and off. I can pay to get it sorted probably, all the forum posts I've fou... </description>
		<category>sony ericsson w800i</category>
		<category>sony ericsson</category>
		<category>phone</category>
		<category>mobile phone</category>
		<category>white screen of death</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14132/Oh+also+my+phone+is+knackered</link>
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		<title>XBMC touch screen kitchen jukebox</title>
		<description>I like this project, but do I really need any more semi working hardware? I need to be brutal and have a clear out. May even get rid of my IPOD, possibly even put the drawer full of old ipods on ebay...Via @hpoom.... </description>
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		<category>diy</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>hack</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>media centre</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14255/XBMC+touch+screen+kitchen+jukebox</link>
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		<title>Square Mile Presents World Cup Screenings - Game 1 England v USA</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Square-Mile-Presents-World-Cup-Screenings-Game-1-England-v-USA-Battersea-Power-Station/218115.html</link>
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		<title>Square Mile Presents World Cup Screenings - Game 2 England v Algeria</title>
			<geo:lat>51.4808</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1406</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Square-Mile-Presents-World-Cup-Screenings-Game-2-England-v-Algeria-Battersea-Power-Station/218116.html</link>
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		<title>DigiFestUK Southeast</title>
		<description>[quote]Short film night opening what we hope will eventually become a full scale film festival.  Special guest veteran stage and screen actor Ken Colley (Admiral Piett in The Empire Strikes Back and [arti... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/DigiFestUK-Southeast-Chambers/15223.html</link>
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		<title>Big Screen World Cup Party - England vs. USA</title>
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			<geo:long>-1.1512</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Big-Screen-World-Cup-Party-England-vs-USA-Trent-FM-Arena-Nottingham/216677.html</link>
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		<title>Film Screening: Death of a President</title>
		<description>Assembling a vast array of recent media, manipulated and subtly altered, the film, which opened the Toronto Film Festival this year amid much controversy, is chilling in its believability and power. Through the lens of the future, Death of a Presiden... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Film-Screening-Death-of-a-President-Leas-Cliff-Hall/18572.html</link>
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		<title>Screen South - Successful Shorts: Screening The Other Man by Dictynna Hood</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Screen-South-Successful-Shorts-Screening-The-Other-Man-by-Dictynna-Hood-Silver-Screen-Cinema/18601.html</link>
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		<title>Russell Kane - Smokescreens And Castles</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Russell-Kane-Smokescreens-And-Castles-Barnsley-Civic/216666.html</link>
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		<title>FCFC presents: The Other Boyleyn Girl (2008</title>
		<description>Venue: The Silver Screen Cinema, Guildhall Street, Folkestone.  Annual membership: £8; Members admission: £3; Guest admission: £4.50.  Membership enquiries: 01303-245812.  		10:30 		 		 		</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/FCFC-presents-The-Other-Boyleyn-Girl-2008-Silver-Screen-Cinema/33430.html</link>
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		<title>FCFC presents: The General (1926</title>
		<description>Venue: The Silver Screen Cinema, Guildhall Street, Folkestone.  Annual membership: £8; Members admission: £3; Guest admission: £4.50.  Membership enquiries: 01303-245812.  		10:30 		 		 		</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0802</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1810</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/FCFC-presents-The-General-1926-Silver-Screen-Cinema/33079.html</link>
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		<title>FCFC presents: Moliere</title>
		<description>Venue: The Silver Screen Cinema, Guildhall Street, Folkestone.  Annual membership: £8; Members admission: £3; Guest admission: £4.50.  Membership enquiries: 01303-245812.  		10:30 		 		 		</description>
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			<geo:long>1.1810</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/FCFC-presents-Moliere-Silver-Screen-Cinema/33917.html</link>
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		<title>Russell Kane - Smokescreens &amp; Castles</title>
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			<geo:long>-1.7392</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Russell-Kane-Smokescreens-Castles-Slade-Rooms/216210.html</link>
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		<title>Football World Cup Bristol Big Screen Event vs Paul Merson vs Gary Joh</title>
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			<geo:long>-2.6063</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Football-World-Cup-Bristol-Big-Screen-Event-vs-Paul-Merson-vs-Gary-Joh-Ashton-Gate-Stadium/218488.html</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Literary Festival 2009 preview</title>
		<description>special festival preview evening will take place on Thursday, October 29 at 5.30pm at Quarterhouse, where actress Leslie Caron will talk about her life. This will be followed by a screening of the 1958 film Gigi in which she starred</description>
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		<category>venue</category>
		<category>creative quarter</category>
		<category>creative foundation</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Folkestone-Literary-Festival-2009-preview-Quarterhouse/169191.html</link>
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		<title>England v Slovenia VIP World Cup Screening</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/England-v-Slovenia-VIP-World-Cup-Screening-Vinopolis-City-of-Wine/216116.html</link>
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		<title>Big Screen World Cup Party - England vs. Slovenia</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Big-Screen-World-Cup-Party-England-vs-Slovenia-Trent-FM-Arena-Nottingham/218506.html</link>
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		<title>Mark Knopfler</title>
		<description>Mark Knopfler Born: Aug 12, 1949 in Glasgow, Scotland Active: '80s, '90s, 2000s Major Styles: Adult Contemporary, Folk-Rock, Film Music Instrument: Guitar Representative Albums: &quot;Local Hero,&quot; &quot;Screenplaying (Music from...</description>
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		<category>venue</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Mark-Knopfler-Royal-Albert-Hall/148542.html</link>
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		<title>Mark Knopfler in London</title>
		<description>Mark Knopfler Born: Aug 12, 1949 in Glasgow, Scotland Active: '80s, '90s, 2000s Major Styles: Adult Contemporary, Folk-Rock, Film Music Instrument: Guitar Representative Albums: &quot;Local Hero,&quot; &quot;Screenplaying (Music from...</description>
			<geo:lat>51.5012</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1775</geo:long>
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		<category>venue</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>gig</category>
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